Jay Z Might’ve Made a 21-Year Old Baby

February 20, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you believe Jay Z’s lyrics, he banged a bunch of bitches on the way up. If you believe his attorneys, he doesn’t live in any of his three homes in New Jersey and therefore doesn’t need to comply... READ MORE

Broner Apologizes On Behalf Of Self (VIDEO)

January 13, 2015 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Boxing sucks. I had not idea Adrien Broner existed let alone owned a few belts. Apparently the Russians are still watching this shit while they prepare to saw off some guy’s arm for not paying his rent. Enough so... READ MORE

Beyonce and Jay Z Greet the Future King and Queen of England

December 10, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The royals of England came and met with the Beyonce and Jay Z to discuss such things as how best to garage your fleet of Bentleys during the snowy season and a brief but telling trivia contest on how little... READ MORE

Jay Z’s Weakness Is Vanity

November 6, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jay Z has made a name for himself solely off telling people he is rich. Even since the days when he thought a single comma in his bank account was a lot of money and his investment portfolio contained... READ MORE

Beyonce Takes Selfies At the Louvre

October 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Say what you want about the so-called masterpieces, they’ve got nothing on Beyonce. Fuck yeah you are the most important piece available to be seen at the Louvre. I’ve been. The Mona Lisa is a tiny framed portrait of... READ MORE

Beyonce And Jay Z Are Living A Lie And Shit Around The Web

August 25, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Beyonce did her best at last night’s VMAs to dispel rumors that she and Jay Z both wish they were fucking somebody else at night. They were all snuggly and used their stripper named baby as a prop for... READ MORE

Liv Apologizes to Beyonce for Not Fucking Jay Z (VIDEO)

August 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jay Z’s in a fucking pickle. It’s bad when even the chicks you’re not boning outside your marriage are performing songs about how you wanted to bone them. Some self-described rapper chick named Liv made a music video in... READ MORE

Beyonce And Jay Z Probably Splitting And Shit Around The Web

July 22, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

America’s second most annoying couple, Jay Z and Beyonce, are rumored to be splitting up. The reason seems to be that Jay Z likes to stick his dick in other women while Beyonce’s independently wealthy and doesn’t need that... READ MORE

Beyonce, That’s Actually Pretty Impressive (VIDEO)

June 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You know I, thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em Cause I don’t fucking need em Take em out the hood, keep em looking good But I don’t fucking feed em First time they fuss I’m breezing Talking... READ MORE

Casey Cohen Didn’t Have Sex With Jay Z According to Casey Cohen

June 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You know people are serious when they send the cease and desist letter. Those cost you about a buck fifty now on Legal Zoom. Casey Cohen sent one to Bauer Media because they own In Touch and Life and... READ MORE


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