Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi has financed and run terrorist attacks that have killed countless thousands over the years, including the 1972 attack on the Munich Olympics (11 Israeli athletes kidnapped and murdered), Pan Am flight 103 over Lockerbee Scotland (270 dead) and UTA flight 772 in Africa (170 dead). If you spoke out against him, he might invoke his, “right to liquidate any opponent to the revolution, in or out of the country”, and assemble a hit squad to hunt down and execute you no matter where you live, like he did when he ordered the murder of 5 Libyans in Italy.
But, whatever, all that shit is depressing. Me and Beyonce just wanna dance!
Beyoncé appears unable to say no to any gig - even when the host is the leering son of a Middle-Eastern despot - if a reputed $2m is on the table.
And so the stunning chart-topper found herself performing hits in a leotard on a tiny stage in tacky surroundings on New Year’s Eve in the Caribbean island of St Barts.
In pictures she can be seen strutting and kneeling before Muatsim Gaddafi.
Muatsim, the third son of the Libyan leader Muammar-al Gaddafi, couldn’t take his eyes off the Crazy In Love star as she gyrated and sang in front of him.
According to Forbes, she and Jay Z made $122 million last year. Without that show it would have been 120 million, so apparently she just did it to tell the world to go fuck itself. Maybe she can use that 2 million to round up and eat the last few pandas, or fill an oil tanker with ink and dump it into the ocean.
CHRIS ROCK IS NERVOUS – TMZ says that Chris Rock was a nervous wreck today while testifying in the Anthony Pellicano wiretapping case.
A freaked-out Rock took the stand for roughly 15 minutes to talk about a most uncomfortable subject — DNA and baby mamas. As we already reported, Rock's attorney hired the P.I. to the stars to investigate Monica Zsibrita, who had claimed she and Rock had hooked up, and that he was the father of her child. DNA proved otherwise, so Zsibrita changed her tune, alleging Rock raped her.
If I were Rock and I saw this chick I would just start hitting her with my shoe.
IS THE JAY Z / BEYONCE WEDDING TODAY? – sure why not.
MISS ENGLAND IS THIS WEEKEND – as long as Stedman Graham, Parker Stevenson and Buffalo Bill are all judges, I like Miss Surrey's odds.
I don’t know why the "Buoyancy" nickname for Beyonce never caught on. Get it? Because she has a big ass. And would seemingly float in water because of it. Aw screw you people. The New York Daily News says today that, after five years of dating, Beyonce and Jay Z may be getting married. The two applied for a marriage license yesterday in Westchester County’s Scarsdale Village.
The pair reportedly got the license yesterday morning, which means the earliest they could get hitched is Wednesday. Otherwise, it's good for 60 days anywhere in New York State.
A spokeswoman for Beyoncé refused to comment, and Jay-Z's rep couldn't be reached.
Beyonce sounds like a real trooper considering all the rumors that Jay slapped her around and cheated with Rihanna. But still, it's touching to see two people express their love like this. I'm also looking for a long term relationship, or possibly just someone to blow me in my car. I'm more concerned about inner beauty than superficial beauty, unless you're unattractive or overweight, in which case I very much am concerned about superficial beauty. To recap, if you’re a hot chick and would like to blow me in a car and then leave, feel free to go for it.
MediaTakeOut has posted what is reportedly an email from a woman claiming that she has witnessed Jay Z being physically abusive to his girlfriend Beyonce. The email is from a woman claming to be Beyonces assistant and she says she has seen first hand Jay push and shove Beyonce. The email says:
I wanted to bring this to MediaTakeOut.com because I know how you all like to put stuff out no matter what it is. So I felt that I should expose Jay for the ugly [EXPLETIVE] he is. Seems that for a while he's had a problem with keeping his hands to himself. Now I've never seen him just flat out strike Bee, but too many times have I seem him shove and push her. At first I thought that it was just a little horse play thing between the two - but once I saw how embarrassed Bee was to be man-handled in the front of me in St. Tropez - I realized that it was no joke. I've been [Beyonce's assistant] and friend for a while now and I've always wanted to say something but I never felt it was my place. He treats Beyonce like she's an object and not a person. The [EXPLETIVE] should be happy that a beautiful woman finally wants and loves his ugly [EXPLETIVE] for more than just what's in his pockets.
Then they show this video of Jay punching a girl in the face. And it reminds me why, even though I have sick freestyle skillz, I got out of hip hop. Similarly, I left ice dancing because it's all a big popularity contest these days. It used to be about the ice dancing, now it's all about who has the flashiest costume. I just wanted to express myself on the ice, and I don't see what's wrong with the same red sequin vest and bowtie I've worn since junior nationals.
