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Casey Kasem Unplugged

Casey Kasem's kids move fast. After retrieving their severely ailing dad from their questionably sane stepmom, they moved to have all of dad's life support shut down so that he could rest in peace. It's unclear why step mom Jean Kasem was so intent on keeping her near vegetative state husband alive and away from her kids. We do know she likes to make up passages from the bible while hurling ground beef. Could it be...read more

Casey Kasem Made His Bed Now He's Getting Bed Sores In It

There's nothing wrong with being a 50-year old guy marrying a big buxom blond squeeze half your age. That's why you became rich and famous and supported no fault divorces in the first place. But you're still subject to the natural laws of man. Once you get past shtupping age, that same once upon trophy wife is going to be running your shit when you're old and ailing. At some point, even the most ardent cocksman needs...read more