By Lex March 17, 2014 @ 5:31 PM
You don’t just get handed the title of international model. First, you have to model, second, you have to model internationally. I haven’t seen international model Jenna Bentley’s enormous yabbos since the scandal with her grinding on top of some old guy on the beach. Because you know it’s a scandal when some old guy with money is pawing some young big-titted model. As opposed to, say, the sole reason old guys want money in the first place. Nikki Sixx just married his third young model wife, I think this one is technically illegal for him to consummate in thirty-seven states. Everybody just threw environmentally-friendly faux California wedding rice and cheered his intergenerational union. That’s how it should be. Women clamored for years about how old men were perverts and how wrong it was for them to chase young slutty flesh. When women started making their own bones, the very first thing they did was seek out young boyfriends with hard abs and harder dicks to pony around to parties and keep their vaginas smiling into their golden years. Fuck yeah, this is America. You can do that kind of shit and be proud of it. Jenna Bentley isn’t a whore, she’s a hero. Technically, a whoro.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet, AKM-GSI
By brendon January 21, 2011 @ 5:41 PM
SKINS – is the new MTV drama, with a cast ranging from 15-19, where everyone gets drunk and has sex, and now some nerds are asking the government to open an investigation to determine if it’s child pornography. I don’t think it is, but I haven’t fucked a 15 year old since I was like 24, so maybe the laws have changed since then. (deadline)
AMERICAN IDOL – on Thursday night was down 9 percent from Wednesday night, which was down 13 percent from last years season premiere. They should just cancel the show right now. Instead of Coke it should be sponsored by Sleepytime Tea. (hollywood reporter)
SACHA BARON COHEN – will not be playing Saddam Hussein in his next movie, as was the rumor yesterday, but will be a fictionalized version of Hussein in a movie based on a book written by Hussein, that “tells the heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.” Awesome. Everyone loves a good genocide joke. (slate)
JENNA BENTLEY – was down in Hermosa Beach yesterday, and yes this is purely filler bc there were no other good pictures. The paparazzi agency refers to her as a Playmate but I don’t think that’s true. It better not be true, because Julri Waters is a billion times hotter and she’s not a Playmate yet. She should be though. She’s beautiful. And Korean. With G’s. I can’t believe she’s even real. It’s like discovering Superman is real. (pacific coast)
By brendon April 29, 2010 @ 11:33 AM
Playboy model Jenna Bentley is in Hawaii today, and yesterday her skimpy little bikini was vastly over-matched by her awesomely huge breasts. And so of course one of her tits slipped out. How could it not? To contain tits like that you’d need a bikini made of those big canvas straps with the ratchets like they use to pick up cars.