When you look at these pictures of Jenna Jameson in a bikini, spending the Fourth of July in LA with her boyfriend Tito Ortiz, it’s hard to believe that a girl could do hardcore porn for 15 years and still look fresh-faced and healthy and pretty. By that I mean, Jenna Jameson does not look fresh-faced or healthy or pretty, so if someone were to say, hey I bet a girl could do hardcore porn for 15 years and still look fresh-faced and healthy and pretty, that would be hard to believe, considering these pictures.
03.16.2009 afternoon headlines
MADONNA - may adopt another child from the African country of Malawi because she wants her son David Banda (adopted from Malawi in 2007) to, “always stay connected to his Malawian culture. He has a big map of Africa in his room with lots of arrows pointing to Malawi.” Holy Shit. A map and arrows? Lots of them? She’s done an amazing job keeping him connected to his culture. Get him a push pin and he’ll think he never left. (source = Reuters)
JENNA JAMESON - she gave birth for the first time today, to twin boys, with MMA fighter Tito Ortitz. Jameson was pregnant once five years ago but miscarried. “It was all in God's plan,” she said. Probably because of all the whoring. (source = Us.com)
ANDY SAMBERG - On March 31st, Samberg will host the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, which is like the Academy Awards, except retooled for A.D.D. retards with shitty taste in movies. (source = E! online)
DAVID FINCHER - The first look at the animated film from David Fincher is now online. “The Goon” follows a mob enforcer and his sidekick as they battle monsters. Like, zombies, I suppose. And ghosts. Mermaids. Maybe the monster of Illiteracy. Or Eskimos, and litterbugs. This is gonna be a long movie. (source = empire online)
12.17.2008 aubrey is gay now, part 2
Last week hints began to go out that Aubrey O'Day was gay now or something. She was seen around on various occasions with a girl she was introducing as her girlfriend and she was saying things like, "she's a lesbian too." Now Us magazine has a quick interview where she all but confirms that she's bi at the very least.
"At this point in my life, I wouldn't say one way or another what my preference is sexually," the former Danity Kane singer tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.
Rumors that O'Day was a lesbian spread throughout Hollywood when she showed up to the Zen Green Tea Liqueur launch party last Wednesday with a woman she was overheard calling her girlfriend. She also brought a gal pal to a Nascar Sprint party in NYC earlier this month.
"The only thing I'm looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love…no matter what options are on the table," she tells Us. "All I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love."
I read one time that Japanese scientists were working on a drug that would make women real horny, and therefore more willing to have a lesbian encounter. Nothing ever came of it of course, because Japanese scientists are goofy perverts, not magical wizards. Besides, they already have a product like that. It’s called, "a Prada handbag". I can’t remember where I was going with this. In summation, Aubrey WILL have sex with other girls. The End.
10.17.2008 the twins are coming
Jenna Jameson is now 12 weeks pregnant with her twins with boyfriend Tito Ortitz, and she posted a new picture of her stomach on her myspace yesterday as part of a gallery documenting her body as it changes. I don’t know why. Pregnant chicks are creepy. Be like Keira in the Duchess. Just go out in the country for 8 months and holla back when you’re done. No one wants to see this.
08.06.2008 jenna jameson is pregnant
Retired porn superstar Jenna Jameson is reportedly pregnant with her boyfriend, UFC legend Tito Ortitz. The NY Post says…
"She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything," said our source. "She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time." Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro.
It’s a little surprising that Jameson has never been pregnant before. I guess cuming in a girls eye IS an effective form of birth control. Suck on that, Catholic Church!
05.23.2008 just like angelina
Jenna Jameson is famous because she lets random men cum on her face for money while they film it. I sometimes have to remind myself of that when I see her on The View or Jay Leno, just to make sure this surreal moment in American pop culture doesn't pass me by. Anyway, she tells Us magazine that she wants to start a family, but doesn’t see the need to get married first. Just like Angelina Jolie!
"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!" Jameson, 34, told Usmagazine.com at Maxim's Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. "I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!
"We're trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!" she added.
Why is she so over saying "I Do?"
Two failed marriages," she said. "[Marriage] is really just a piece of paper."
Jameson was wed to fellow porn star Brad Armstrong (they split in 2001) and adult film studio owner Jay Grdina (they split in 2006).
Her two-year relationship with boxer Tito Ortiz is "so fabulous, like, fantastic," she said.
Well, he's not a boxer, hes an MMA fighter, and he actually has a fight this Saturday night against Loyota Machida. I like Tito a lot because he's super patriotic, and lately hes been coming out with "Mosh" by Eminem as his entrance music. That’s a cool song. Makes him look scary. I think one mistake I made with my ultimate fighting matches was coming out to "Coward of the County" by Kenny Rodgers. In hindsight I think that just filled my opponent with confidence.
