The Sun UK says that Jenna jameson was kicked out of a bar in England because she was caught doing drugs in the bathroom. The Sun says…
Though, according to reports, Jenna's night ended early after she was thrown out for allegedly attempting to take drugs.
A member of her entourage said: "She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi.
“But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears."
If you're wondering, no I didn’t leave anything out. They say she tried to do drugs, and then as proof they mention a toilet attendant and Jenna crying. A-HA! Case Closed!
All my life I’ve wanted to see a porn movie starring a totem pole, and now Jenna Jameson seems determined to make my dream come true.
Jenna Jameson unveiled her new PETA Ad during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Culver City yesterday, and I guess she looks somewhat better Not Asian at least. She still looks kind of bad, and lots of people were surprised by that, but keep in mind that her job is to place random penises inside of her and then swallow the stuff that comes out. So this is probably what you're supposed to look like after 15 years of doing that.
I can't even begin to guess how the hell this happened.
PICTURED: the duck and the goat working as models at last nights Heatherette fashion show
NOT PICTURED: nature, dignity, a negative test, an unimpacted anus
One of the reasons Jenna Jameson became the most famous porn star ever was because she didn’t look like a porn star. She seemed somewhat lucid and genuine and was actually pretty. And not just pretty in a porn star way, but pretty in a normal way. Now she looks like something you'd buy to ward off spirits. You normally only see things like this in the woods, captured under a net.
