Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson have been contacted about starring in a new reality show currently in production called "Virgin Territory", a show with the tag line "when you win it, you lose it". The producers are currently holding open auditions to participate on the show and are looking for males between 18-34 with “no experience necessary.” TMZ says:
Ironically, it's being brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris' sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch "Territory" than "One Night in Paris," Hilton's infamous night-visioned romp. To help stock his TV larder, Blatt will be unveiling giant billboards in Times Square and Los Angeles; soliciting actual, live virgins in those cities. "Finding virgins in NYC or Los Angeles is no easy task," says Blatt.
So, wait, are Paris and Jenna actually gonna fuck this dude? The winner gets to fuck Paris Hilton? Sounds more like a threat. And Jesus, if the winner gets lethal std's, what are they doing to the losers. Are they released into the woods with a one hour head start before the hunt begins or does the floor just open up and they're dropped into lava or maybe a shark tank like in that Bond movie. If that's the case, I'm pretty sure this will be the greatest show of all time. Although seemingly illegal.
A movie is on the way based on the best-selling book "How to Make Love Like A Porn Star", the autobiography of Jenna Jameson, perhaps the most famous porn star ever. And even though things are still in the very early stages, Jenna says she thinks Scarlett Johansson would be ideal in the lead. Jenna says:
"We're looking at Scarlett. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful."
This movie would be a real inspiration and let little girls everywhere know that they can achieve their goals no matter what obstacles are in their way, as long as they’re super hot and their goal is to get F-ed in the ass on camera. Honestly, unless I see a review that says “Scarlett Johansson” quickly followed by the words “cum soaked”, you’d have to shoot me out of a cannon to get me into a movie theatre playing this.
Jenna Jameson filed for divorce today from Jay Grdina, her husband for the past three and a half years. TMZ says:
The couple has no children, however, we're told the divorce could get nasty. Sources tell TMZ the couple has no prenup, but Jameson is rolling in dough after selling her lucrative business to Playboy. Jameson is repped by mega-celebrity lawyer Neal Hersh.
I'm not quite sure how this could get ugly, because Jenna is now dating UFC fighter Tito Ortiz. TMZ says Ortiz is the champion, but he's not. He fights Chuck Liddell for the title on December 30th. My point is that Tito Ortiz could beat up Godzilla. And all the Transformers at once. But not me. My fists are made of concrete and fury!
