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Jennette McCurdy Is No Role Model

Jennette McCurdy has left Nickelodeon either because at 22 she no longer wants to be criticized for being a horrible role model for young girls every time she cracks a beer open with her ample tits or because they wouldn't pay her enough to keep up the charade of tween innocence. Things all started going downhill when Jenette's NBA boyfriend maybe leaked private photos of her in her lingerie. It was kind of a 1-2 I'm...read more

Jennette McCurdy Might Get Canceled

Completely unfounded and unsubstantiated reports seem to indicate that the decent and upstanding executives at Viacom might cancel the Sam & Cat show on Nickelodeon because its co-star Jennette McCurdy had photos of her titties in lingerie leaking across the Internet. Apparently, this pushed the standards beyond what is acceptable for the television distributors of Teen Mom and Buckwild. Of course, they're not...read more

Jennette McCurdy Is Feeling Ashamed

Charles Barkley was right. Being a role model is just too fucking hard. Jennette McCurdy has tried her darndest to be a role model for young women. That involves all the pro forma checkboxes of telling girls to be themselves, talking about your favorite lipstick, and giggle about kissing boys when you're boning an NBA baller on the QT. Jennette McCurdy was seeing Andre Drummond, then broke up, then called him a bad...read more

Jennette McCurdy Has Overcome Her Body Issues

Women like to complain about how women complain about not looking good enough. It's the female circle of life. I guess it sucks. I'm not sure body shaming articles like Jennette McCurdy's in the Wall Street Journal are going to do much to counter millions of years of female evolution. The bitches be competitive kitties, dontcha know. The Nickelodeon TV star does use the word 'dichotomy' so this article could be the...read more