Jennette McCurdy Is No Role Model

Jennette McCurdy has left Nickelodeon either because at 22 she no longer wants to be criticized for being a horrible role model for young girls every time she cracks a beer open with her ample tits or because they wouldn't pay her enough to keep up the charade of tween... read more

Jennette McCurdy Might Get Canceled

Completely unfounded and unsubstantiated reports seem to indicate that the decent and upstanding executives at Viacom might cancel the Sam & Cat show on Nickelodeon because its co-star Jennette McCurdy had photos of her titties in lingerie leaking across the... read more

Jennette McCurdy Is Feeling Ashamed

Charles Barkley was right. Being a role model is just too fucking hard. Jennette McCurdy has tried her darndest to be a role model for young women. That involves all the pro forma checkboxes of telling girls to be themselves, talking about your favorite lipstick, and... read more

Jennette McCurdy Has Overcome Her Body Issues

Women like to complain about how women complain about not looking good enough. It's the female circle of life. I guess it sucks. I'm not sure body shaming articles like Jennette McCurdy's in the Wall Street Journal are going to do much to counter millions of years of... read more