Star Magazine says today that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn did not break up because the two grew apart amicably – as their official story claims – but because Vince cheated on her with a co-ed from Texas.  While Jenn spent Thanksgiving alone with Courteney Cox-Arquette, Vince was in Budapest making the moves on three vacationing female students from Trinity University in San Antonio.   One of the girls was 20-year-old Laura Mallory Lane.  A night of drinking ended up with Lane and Vaughn in bed together in his hotel room, all of which was documented in an email written to 22 of her sorority sisters.  The email said:

"We talked some more (and yes, we talked about Jen), and one thing led to another and obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn't have sex, but it was just as good :)…"

Man, this sounds almost exactly like my Thanksgiving.  Except, instead of getting oral from 20-year-olds in exotic lands, I put on a play that recreated the first Thanksgiving, starring my stuffed animals.  I’m a big winner!

(more and a copy of the email on star here, mallory's blogspot here)



Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have broken up after having dated for a little over a year.  Rumors have been around for months saying the two were done – there was even a US cover story in October with the headline "SPLIT" – but Vaughn has been in Europe filming "Fred Claus" for the last two months and the distance seemed to be the final straw.  The distance and also the hot European whores.  Us and the New York Post say:

… while in Budapest, Vaughn was spotted partying with two pals at an exotic dance club called Moulin Rouge, where the girls put on "explicit" shows.   (He) also partied at the techno hot spot Dokk, where he stayed until 4 a.m., flirting with several women in a private area at the back of the club.  "He wasn't there to dance," a source said. "It's a meat market."  Even the next day, Vaughn couldn't get enough of the ladies. After chatting with a mystery blonde for 20 minutes at his hotel that morning – and receiving a kiss from her on the cheek – the actor got a $40 Swedish massage at the city's Széchenyi baths.  A source says he returned to Dokk again that night.

Thank god Vaughn has finally come to his senses.  Vaughn is cool, and Aniston is a fug moron.  If I ever accidentally had sex with Jennifer Aniston, I would stare at my dick the next morning like I had been betrayed, like in the movies when someone gets shot by a loved one.  Then I would chop it off and bury it.  "We've had a lot of good times," I would say at the funeral, "but I just can't trust you anymore."