Jennifer Aniston Might Be Pregnant

By Lex August 02, 2013 @ 6:06 PM

Jennifer Aniston Debuts Possible Baby Bump At The Premiere For 'We're The Millers' In New York
It’s important to Jennifer Aniston that you know that she is not lonely. Jennifer often gets called the eternal bridesmaid and the ever-dumped ex, when in fact, she is literally the most popular girl at the dance. To help educate the public on just how much men want her, Jennifer willed herself a swollen womb at the premiere of her new movie We’re the Millers. She may not have a baby, but it’s vital that you understand that she could have one, at any time, with any of a million men who would kill to knock her up. When you believe, the bump will go away.

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Jennifer Aniston Has A Filthy Stripper Mouth (VIDEO)

By Travis August 02, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Actresses always seem a little more attractive than they actually are when they play strippers, prostitutes or just plain, old sluts, and it never hurts when they curse like they’ve got Tourette’s. But it’s still weird to see Jennifer Aniston playing a stripper in We’re the Millers, because while she looks really hot in her bra and boy shorts, she’s still the same woman who cried about Brad Pitt for the last 80 or so years and expects people to care about her stupid wedding to that guy, whatshisface.

Maybe if she threw in a scene with a cucumber or a Sybian I’d be a little more interested. Call me picky, I guess.

Jennifer Aniston Likes Having a Fiance

By Lex July 29, 2013 @ 1:03 PM

Jennifer Aniston Walking Into A Building In SoHo
Jennifer Aniston likes being engaged, going on for a year now with no real marriage pending.

“We just want to do it when it’s perfect, and we’re not rushed, and no one is rushing from a job or rushing to a job. And, you know, we already feel married.”

Wow, Justin Theroux. Get the fuck out. Now. Sure, you can call this liberating for the dude as he gets to plow Jennifer Aniston without having to marry her. But that’s regular guy’s logic. Jennifer Aniston is no gold digger. She’s got all the gold. She’s just keeping you wrapped up in an engagement prison of her long and complex baggage. Those berating screams assaulting your left ear when you look at another woman. Yeah, those aren’t going away, pal. Your fiancee loves being engaged like she likes holding your nuts in her designer clutch. GTFO now.

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Jennifer Aniston Goes Braless On Set

By Lex July 24, 2013 @ 1:11 PM

Jennifer Aniston Goes Braless While On The Set Of Squirrels To The Nuts In New York
Jennifer Aniston is making another movie. She makes a lot of movies. I think she must be really nice or she has dirt on important people or something because she’s not particularly good or memorable in any and they don’t ever seem to make any money. Maybe the cast and crew just like staring at her nipples. I once hired a guy because he promised to bring his homemade beef jerky to work. Just writing that makes wish my own story involved a good looking woman and nipples.

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Jennifer Aniston Goes Braless

By Lex July 17, 2013 @ 3:15 PM

Jennifer Aniston Goes Braless On The Set Of Her New Film In New York
Who can get enough of the Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux relationship chatter? Not I. Will they marry for real? Is Jennifer still haunted by Brad? Can Justin Theroux find a day job? All quite thrilling. Though I’d trade it all in a heartbeat if Jennifer would just pull back her top a bit and show us her tits.

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Jennifer Aniston Is a Stripper in ‘We’re The Millers’ Red Band (VIDEO)

By Lex May 23, 2013 @ 12:33 PM

I’m not sure how many movies Jennifer Aniston is in where she plays a woman who almost flashes her tits. Rough guess. Every single one. She likes to tease the press by talking about how she will be topless in her next movie. And then the press talks about how brave she is. First, jumping on a grenade is brave. Flashing your tits is relatively easy. Second, Jennifer is a liar. Brad Pitt came out this week and said his marriage to Jennifer Aniston was boring. He blames himself and too much weed, but I’m guessing having a girl who makes empty sexual promises over and over again can lead to boredom. Or taking off to rail Angelina Jolie whose sexual promises were always kept.

Jennifer Aniston plays a stripper in We’re the Millers. Here’s the Red Band trailer.