Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt announced they were separating back on January 6, 2005, and some version of this “Jennifer Aniston is dangerously obsessed with Brad Pitt” story has come up twice a month ever since. She can either get over it and live a long happy life or just kill herself, I really don’t care which, but this has got to stop. I cannot do this any more. I wrote like 5 different introductions for this stupid story, and this was the best one. Page Six says…
The unlucky-in-love actress was late coming out of her trailer while filming “The Bounty” with Gerard Butler a few weeks ago. The source tells Page Six that when an assistant went to fetch Aniston, she was in tears, and said, “I need a moment. This scene reminds me of Brad and me.”
Aniston pulled herself together and managed to put on a smile when she eventually emerged from her trailer. The insider added, “While she enjoyed flirting with Gerard on set and put a brave face on every day, privately she is still very fragile.”
To be fair, the scene was about the bounty hunter (Butler) capturing Anistons character but then pushing her aside to catch someone younger and way way hotter, so you can see why that would hit so close to home.
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The Italian magazine Grazia is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has received Macrolane injections, a relatively new alternative to breast implants in which hyaluronic acid is injected into the breast and then molded into shape. The procedure takes about an hour, lasts about 12 months and offers an increase up to one full cup size. The Daily Mail says…
…close friends reportedly said the 40-year-old has been feeling ’super confident’ as a result (of the Marcolane) during the filming of her new movie The Bounty (pictures of her on set here).
And Jen is also reportedly hitting the gym as early as 3am for two-hour workouts before arriving on set.
‘The whole thing’s left her feeling better than she’s done in years,’ said the source.
‘Jen loves the fact her curvier figure is having on her wardrobe for the movie. She’s dressed in figure-hugging skirts and low-cut tops every day.
‘In fact, it’s no wonder she and (co-star Gerard Butler) have such electric chemistry.’
Everyone agrees that women should be judged and ranked by cup size, but one look at her prom pictures will tell you that Jennifer Aniston is naturally gorgeous and hasnt been manufactured in a lab like Frankenstein. She’s 100 percent pure Sex Appeal and Passion and Lust and always has been. In fact these pictures should probably be labeled as NSFW. Not because she’s naked, but because you will be as you fall under her sexual spell and rip off your clothes to pleasure yourself.
This may look like Jennifer Aniston has been reduced to starring in MILF humiliation videos, as would be befitting her acting talent and looks, and in fact the only way I would watch a Jennifer Aniston movie is if the description included the words “ATM” and “cum-soaked”, but sadly I think Gerard Butler is just handcuffing her in these pictures from the set of “the Bounty”. You can pretty much tell what the movie is about just by these pictures. And that it will be less entertaining than actually going to the store and buying some Bounty.
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Jennifer Aniston feels “screwed over” after Bradley Cooper took her on one date then never called her desperate, needy ass again. Because instead he started dating Renee Zellweger. Why would he do this? Because Renee Zellweger is way better that’s why. Us magazine says…
“She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something…she honestly feels screwed over,” a pal tells Us of Aniston
Aniston “doesn’t see what Renee has that she doesn’t,” continues the pal.
But friends of Zellweger detail why Cooper fell for the “no drama” actress.
“She just does her thing, has her friends and her life and is cool. She’s really happy and doesn’t need anyone to feel complete,” says one.
Despite Cooper’s diss, Aniston will eventually bounce back, her friends insist.
“She had a major crush on him and she let him know. He didn’t reciprocate. She is fine,” her friend tells Us. “She’s used to being single and in work mode, and she’s used to rejection.”
God this chick is dumb. Maybe just maybe the first date isn’t the time to show him the scrapbook you’ve been keeping with all his pictures, the ones where Jennifer Garner and Rachel McAdams all have X’s for eyes. She hasn’t learned a thing. She’s even dumber that that punk ass kid in the Cingualr commercials. The goddamn minutes roll over, what is so hard to understand about that? They’re all the same. Today, last month, last year. Stop being such a smug little prick and listen to your mom.
Whoever this movie set hired to hold a fan up to Jennifer Aniston must have the patience of a saint, because the temptation to dip that thing onto her head would be just about overwhelming. Just act like a bee stung you or something.
Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of this months Ellle magazine, and you may find this hard to believe, but during the interview she brings up her love life and lays out why you should feel sorry for her, then says she doesn’t want anyone to feel sorry for her. I don’t anticipate any problems with accommodating that. E! says…
“I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It’s fine. I can take it,” she says of how it’s hard to find a decent man in this town.
“If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting getting on with her life,’ so be it.”
Nevertheless, she’s taking her lonely-lady role-model status very seriously: “I support women, men, anybody who is in a place that’s not their strongest and who is ready to push forward.”
Why can’t a great girl like this find someone to settle down with? If there’s one thing guys love in a new girlfriend, it’s one who constantly obsesses over the status of their relationship and clings to him like they’d been pushed out on to the wing of a plane. And if she has old lady hands and a big nose? Well that’s just the icing on the cake.
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