50. MADONNAS ARMS - As she approaches the end of her life, it’s good to know she’ll die as she lived; by creeping me the fuck out. (July 27th)
49. CALL OF DUTY 2 - made 310 million dollars in it’s first 24 hours. “The Dark Knight holds every Hollywood
speed record, and it took them 10 days to reach 300. So I guess in hindsight that movie was a real piece of shit.” (November 12)
48. MEGAN FOX IS BISEXUAL - If Megan Fox is getting more/better pussy than me I’m gonna kill myself. (May 13th)
47 and 46. CINDY CRAWFORD AND NICOLETTE SHERIDAN - Although a combined 99 years old, these two took some of the hottest bikini pictures all year. But just so you know, the topless Crawford pictures here are from 2008, because I can’t find the ones from 2009, and I don’t have time to download new copies. This god damn list is taking forever. What a terrible idea this was. (August 6th and August 3rd)
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Jennifer Connelly is in Bora Bora today with her kid and husband Paul Bettany, and I have no idea who that island had for a God before, but from now on it pretty much has to be Paul Bettany. Their old God probably killed a really big shark or something to win the job, but the new God gets to motorboat Jennifer Connelly. Advantage: New God.
(hq jump here. source = splash news online)
I should probably mention how alarmingly skinny Jennifer Connelly has gotten, except that I feel this is a reasonable and attainable fitness goal for most women. She looks terrific. Nice and thin. And I can't help but admire her whorishly short skirt. Although you have to be careful, because tranny prostitutes will wear skirts this short to trick you. Even I have been fooled. A few times. 5 or so times. 7. 7 times. Less than 10 times. A little over 10 times. It can be deceiving, is my point.
Jennifer Connelly walked the red carpet last night for the premiere of "The Day The Earth Stood Still", and holy christ she looks skinny. And not necessarily in the good way. It’s like someone put a greyhound in a dress. Although I will change my tune immediately if she was able to hold on to her giant cans, and from these you can't tell, because in that case it would turn out she’s every thing I ever wanted.
(picture source = splash news)
Jennifer Aniston is one of those very few people in Hollywood that you never ever ever hear anything nice about. So gee guess where this is headed. Life and Style weekly says that Aniston was set to shoot a cover for Vanity Fair featuring the female leads of "He’s Just Not That Into You". Those leads included Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johanson and Jennifer Connelly. Aniston then demanded that Scarlett and Connelly be cut, because Aniston didn’t want to be between two chicks who are way way way hotter than she is.
“Word is, Aniston threatened to pull out if Jennifer was part of the cover,” says an insider familiar with the movie’s shoot. “It was all about getting Jennifer Aniston front and center and looking as sexy as possible.”
While Aniston’s rep denies that there’s any discord between the actresses, they just didn’t hit it off, says the insider: “There was no camaraderie between those two whatsoever. They didn’t seem like friends in the slightest.”
Well of course Aniston is jealous of Connelly. Look at her. Connelly is super hot and she has a cool husband and a womb that’s not barren. That's three things right there Aniston would kill for. You could just write the words "Jennifer Connelly" on a piece of paper and they'd still be sexier than Jennifer Aniston. Jesus, you could write the words "Jennifer Connelly" in the blood at a dead hookers crime scene and it would be hotter than Aniston.
