By brendon August 16, 2012 @ 4:00 PM
When Kristen Stewart was caught cheating with director Rupert Sanders a few weeks ago, Hollywood was shocked. A director, hitting on a young actress? It was unheard of.
But now Jennifer Lawrence says directors and producers have hit on her too. Which I assume means she immediately took off her pants and slept with them. What choice would she have?
“Jennifer has a healthy rivalry with Kristen, but she thinks that the cheating scandal she got caught up in could have been avoided,” a source close to Lawrence revealed.
“Jennifer (said she’s) received attention from many older men, especially powerful movie directors in the past, and would never want to jeopardize her career by getting involved with a married man.”
“She was clearly referring to Kristen’s liaison with Rupert,” the source told Radar.
This is why I stay away from movie sets. With all those pervert producers around, and me being so handsome, I worry about my sexual safety. If they just want to watch me, that’s one thing, but hey, come on, you see with your eyes, not your hands.
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By brendon August 09, 2012 @ 12:47 PM
Jennifer Lawrence went to a boxing gym in West Hollywood yesterday, and not for the first time. She reportedly does this a lot. So if you were planning on raping her, adjust your plans accordingly.
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Personally I think she’s annoying, but Jennifer Lawrence was just nominated for an Academy Award and her last two movies made 1.03 billion dollars. Her next year and a half will be filled with Silver Linings Playbook, then ‘X-Men’ and ‘Hunger Game’ sequels.
By contrast, the last nomination Lindsay Lohan received was the 2007 Razzie for Worst Actress (she won!), all 12 of her movies made a combined $723 million, and none have made more than $50 million since ‘Herbie: Fully Loaded’ in 2005. She’ll spend the next year and half doing softcore porn and cocaine.
Nonetheless, Lindsay feels they should work together.
Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys.
I’d like to point out that ‘Thelma and Louise’ and ‘Natural Born Killers’ have nothing in common. She could have said she wants to do ‘Gremlins’ ala ‘Days of Thunder’ and it would have made as much sense. She only wants to add two guys to the story in hopes someone suggests a gangbang.
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Jennifer Lawrence walked around West Hollywood today in a skirt that showed off her legs, even though I doubt anyone was asking to see them. I can’t believe this girl is still being lauded as some star of the future. There’s nothing particularly wrong with her, but that’s the highest praise I can offer. The only reason I’d keep her around Hollywood would be if she shared a rare blood type with Megan Fox or Charlize Theron or someone good like that and the plan was to harvest her organs.
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By brendon March 23, 2012 @ 6:28 PM
Now that ‘Hunger Games’ is a part of all of our lives (perhaps the biggest part) Jennifer Lawrence shouldn’t just roll out of bed and go to Whole Foods anymore. Like she did yesterday. Because Real Life Jennifer Lawrence looks absolutely nothing like Movie Star Jennifer Lawrence. Or is she Hunger Gaming us? Is that a thing, is this part of it, is this it? THIS GOD DAMN MOVIE DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!
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By brendon June 06, 2011 @ 10:41 AM
The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here’s a comprehensive recap:
1. ‘Twilight’ won everything.
2. I asked, “who the fuck is that,” a lot.
3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny.
See ya next year, everybody!
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