Jennifer Lawrence walked around West Hollywood today in a skirt that showed off her legs, even though I doubt anyone was asking to see them. I can’t believe this girl is still being lauded as some star of the future. There’s nothing particularly wrong with her, but that’s the highest praise I can offer. The only reason I’d keep her around Hollywood would be if she shared a rare blood type with Megan Fox or Charlize Theron or someone good like that and the plan was to harvest her organs.
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By brendon March 23, 2012 @ 6:28 PM
Now that ‘Hunger Games’ is a part of all of our lives (perhaps the biggest part) Jennifer Lawrence shouldn’t just roll out of bed and go to Whole Foods anymore. Like she did yesterday. Because Real Life Jennifer Lawrence looks absolutely nothing like Movie Star Jennifer Lawrence. Or is she Hunger Gaming us? Is that a thing, is this part of it, is this it? THIS GOD DAMN MOVIE DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!
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By brendon June 06, 2011 @ 10:41 AM
The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here’s a comprehensive recap:
1. ‘Twilight’ won everything.
2. I asked, “who the fuck is that,” a lot.
3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny.
See ya next year, everybody!
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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES – had it’s first day of filming today in India, and already there are mysterious pictures from the set showing a green ooze. And the internet is all, “Is that the Lazarus Pit? Is Ra’s al Ghul in this? That’s so stupid, that doesn’t fit the canon, this is Batman in real life! This movie sucks, I hate it!” (latino review)
WHITNEY HOUSTONS DAUGHTER – was arrested for possession of alcohol (she’s 18) after some kind of gun fight between her friends and her ex boyfriend. A shocked and frightened Whitney has heard to ask, “Does anyone know what happened to the alcohol, where is it now?” (the enquirer)
THE OFFICE – had it’s first episode with Will Ferrell replacing Steve Carell last night, and the ratings were down 17 percent. If I were them I’d just keep saying Carell is on it and see how long before people figure it out. (thr)
THOR – has 175 reviews so far, and an impressive 80 percent of them are positive. Although a lot of them sound like Hollywood has lowered our summer expectations to a degree where all you have to do to get a good review is not completely fuck everything up. (rotten tomatoes)
X MEN FIRST CLASS – has a new character trailer, this time for Mystique, who is played by Oscar nominee Jennifer Lawrence. Of course if she was any good she would have won. If Julia Roberts has one, how hard could it really be. (youtube)
LINDSAY LOHAN – began her community service today at a women’s shelter in Los Angeles, although you’re forgiven if you assumed the green ooze in the headline was going to have something to do with her vagina. In your defense we’re still not sure it doesn’t. (inf)
By brendon February 28, 2011 @ 8:12 AM
Jennifer Lawrence didn’t win the Oscar last night for Best Actress, but she’s only 20, so the fact that she even got a nomination for her work in Winters Bone is remarkable. Almost as remarkable as the way her dress clung to her ass. Even if I had telepathy and mind control, this is still exactly what she would have worn and posed like.