By Travis August 01, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
The new trailer for American Hustle was released yesterday, and it looks pretty good. I’d like to be a little more optimistic but I don’t have a clue what it’s about, other than a three-way competition between Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper and Jeremy Renner to look like the ugliest guys you’d spot in a New Jersey strip club.
Then again, it also has Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams looking like 70s porn stars, so that should count for something. In fact, if there’s an Oscar for that, I hope they both win. Then, when they accept their statues, they can try them out on each other. I know, I’m full of brilliant ideas.
By Travis May 21, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
X-Men: Days of Future Past director Bryan Singer has been teasing the film’s and comic’s fans by Tweeting photos from the set since at least April, but it didn’t matter until yesterday when he posted the first shots of Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique in her naked, blue form. Not a lot of girls could pull off the frozen Irish corpse look, but Jennifer does it pretty damn well.
Now all Bryan needs to do is bring back Rebecca Romijn and explore the very serious and timely plot of what it would look like if the two of them tried on lingerie and wrestled in baby oil. I don’t remember which X-Men issue that was, but I think it was No. 68 or 70.
Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.
(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)
By brendon January 28, 2013 @ 2:04 PM
Despite what many people wanted to believe, Jennifer Lawrence’s dress did not rip and almost fall down last night at the SAG Awards as she went on stage to accept the award for Best Female Actor In A Film. At least not according to the asexual buzzkills at E!
First of all, this is a Christian Dior gown we’re talking about here; those things don’t just rip (wwtdd editors note: “I heard that girlfriend!”) so here’s what was going on.
The original gown showed clear distinctions that were connected by sheer lining. Lawrence’s dress had the lining hidden, so people couldn’t really tell that it was a tiered gown.
Once she was approaching the stage to get her award, the combination of her pulling up on the top part of the dress and possibly having the train stuck on a heel (or something) revealed the sheer lining in between.
So now that this dumb little theory has been put to rest, we can focus on more important things. Like how to get Jennifer Lawrences dresses to rip in half and fall down for real.
(image source = getty)
By brendon January 18, 2013 @ 5:05 PM
Jennifer Lawrence was a guest on ‘the Late Show with David Letterman’ Tuesday, and while discussing the unflattering pictures the paparazzi sometimes take, Letterman held up a picture of her in a bikini while vacationing in Hawaii (the headline pic is a screencap from the show). Jokingly, Lawrence said:
“It’s not my butt and I will not take responsibility for it. It’s a 90-year-old butt that’s been photoshopped onto my body, and is posing as my butt.”
But Hollywood asses are serious business and nothing to joke about, so today the freedom fighters at Pacific Coast have re-released some pictures they took of Lawrence almost exactly a year ago, on January 29, 2012. And her ass looked pretty much the same then.
Not that it matters because Jennifer is a good enough actress that her ass doesn’t have to be perfect. It’s not like this is Kristen Stewart we’re talking about, whose ass should have to be so firm that she could crush cans with it.
(image source = the late show with david letterman, pacific coast)
By brendon August 16, 2012 @ 4:00 PM
When Kristen Stewart was caught cheating with director Rupert Sanders a few weeks ago, Hollywood was shocked. A director, hitting on a young actress? It was unheard of.
But now Jennifer Lawrence says directors and producers have hit on her too. Which I assume means she immediately took off her pants and slept with them. What choice would she have?
“Jennifer has a healthy rivalry with Kristen, but she thinks that the cheating scandal she got caught up in could have been avoided,” a source close to Lawrence revealed.
“Jennifer (said she’s) received attention from many older men, especially powerful movie directors in the past, and would never want to jeopardize her career by getting involved with a married man.”
“She was clearly referring to Kristen’s liaison with Rupert,” the source told Radar.
This is why I stay away from movie sets. With all those pervert producers around, and me being so handsome, I worry about my sexual safety. If they just want to watch me, that’s one thing, but hey, come on, you see with your eyes, not your hands.
(image source = fame/flynet)