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Jennifer Lawrence Takes Off Her Top and Gets Super Angry

Jennifer Lawrence took off her top for Vanity Fair to discuss her outrage over her leaked naughty photos. She had Baretta's cockatoo on her wrist to show her commitment to fighting crime. That or she was about to kill her baby mama out back of a pizzeria. Lawrence considers the theft of her nude photos to be a sex crime, people who look at her photos to be sexual offenders, and web site owners who display the photos...read more

No One Loves A Whore And Shit Around The Web

With all the hoopla over the celebrity nude photo leak, one has to wonder, why the fuck did nobody care the many times before celebrity photos and sex videos got shat out across the Internet? I'd say it's because people see Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton as lovable sweethearts, while Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, more like the girls Vegas conventioneers pay to see how far she can take a cucumber in her twat. Read...read more

Prostate Cancer Foundation Rejects Jennifer Lawrence Sticky Dollars

The Prostate Cancer Foundation rejected $6,000 dollars in donations that were contributed in the name Jennifer Lawrence's "honor", apparently by people wanking to her leaked nude photos. The Reddit page donation link was a way for those who felt bad about looking at the hacked photos to clear their conscience by helping curing guy cancer. The joke is that jerking off is good for your prostate. That's what my high...read more

Camera Phone Hacking, I've Seen Them All Naked

I have looked. And I will look again. America is in a collective tizzy right now. Half of them are drenching their knee-highs to photos of celebrity exposed titties, the other half are penning lamentations on Yahoo and Huffington Post about societal decay. The big cellphone camera leak. I mean, not leak, we're supposed to call it grand larceny and conspiracy to reveal snatch to make it sound more threatening. Last...read more

Jennifer Lawrence Topless Maybe; Did Gwyneth Leak These Photos?

Update: never underestimate the power of celebrities with big guns. The photos are no longer here. I do believe the Jennifer Lawrence topless photos are still alive and well on Reddit.... Fuck, I don't think Gwyneth Paltrow has the capability of nabbing photos off the world's digital servers, though she has the motive since Gay Beethoven and she split and he started dating Jennifer Lawrence. Of course, sending out...read more

Miley Cyrus Called Bullshit On Jennifer Lawrence's Oscars Story

Everybody's favorite and totally not overexposed actress Jennifer Lawrence told Seth Meyers a funny story the other night about how she threw up at an Oscars after party, and what made it even funnier and quirkier for the girl next door is that she did it right in front of Miley Cyrus. Everybody ate this shit up with a shovel because Jennifer can't do anything wrong, but at least one person thinks that this story is a...read more

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Jennifer Lawrence Won The Oscar For Best Barfing (VIDEO)

Everybody seems to love Jennifer Lawrence because she's young and attractive and has no problem acting like an idiot, all in the name of being quirky and zany. She's also an Oscar winner, so that bought her a few years of invincibility when it comes to behavior that would be considered really fucking annoying if pulled off by a lesser celebrity. So everyone's just eating up her witty anecdote that she revealed to Seth...read more

Jennifer Lawrence Sure Does Fall A Lot

When I was a kid there'd be the occasional lady in the neighborhood who took a spill at public events and my mom would whisper to some other woman the word 'drunk'. Then the klatch would nod knowingly and telephone game it around until that unbalanced woman would have to move away or maybe they killed her and dumped her in the Stepford River. You didn't ask lots of questions back then. Not if you wanted ice cream for...read more

Whoa, Jennifer Lawrence Has a Ring On Her Finger Next to Her Middle Finger

In an effort to distract attention from her possible engagement ring, Jennifer Lawrence flipped off her middle finger at the British paparazzi while leaving somewhere in London to go somewhere else in London. Maybe to the pub to get some chips with HP sauce or something. Jennifer might be engaged to Nicholas Hoult, the kid who was the boy in About a Boy when it was just a movie you had to see to get laid on a date,...read more

Jennifer Lawrence Isn't Wearing Any Panties

Jennifer Lawrence took a break from being disgusted by Hollywood selling young sexy woman to show up without panties at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. It's a bold meta statement on her desire to get the media to confess their sins. Quit looking at my pussy, you insidious sellers of snatch! As a reflection of her principles, Jennifer donates five-percent of revenues from all gigs she books due to her big young rack to a...read more

Slaves Had It Better Than Jennifer Lawrence

Director David O. Russell got into trouble this week when he compared leading lady Jennifer Lawrence's work on The Hunger Games to slavery. He was talking to the NY Daily News about his favorite young ingenue and how he worries about her health because she works too hard playing Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games movies. He says, "I personally think they should give her a bit of breathing room over there because...read more

Joan Rivers Calls Jennifer Lawrence On Her Shit

Joan Rivers is calling out Jennifer Lawrence for saying that the old crone is a bad influenece on girls. Katniss told Barbara Walters that she thinks shows like Rivers' Fashion Police tell the youngin's that it's OK to ridicule the way people look. Lawrence has told anyone who'll listen that she hates the Hollywood culture of Photoshopping and crash dieting. Rivers isn't buying it. she thinks that it's all an act...read more

Jennifer Lawrence And The Display Of Buttplugs

Jennifer Lawrence was visiting Conan O'Brien and told him if she hadn't been an actress, she would've liked to be a hotel maid because she likes to clean and snoop through people's shit. She then told the tale about how recently she was given an assortment of butt plugs "as a joke" and hid them under her hotel bed. When she returned the maid had thoughtfully arranged them in a display on her night table. Ah, the old...read more

Amy Adams Kisses Jennifer Lawrence In 'American Hustle'

There's nothing more magical than two hot girls getting it on. Amy Adams ranted on and on about the acting moment and how powerful it was in the scene where she kisses Jennifer Lawrence in American Hustle and how it was all really heightened craft. Yeah, I suppose that means something to the lady readers. Men could care less if it's real or fake or powerful or if you're just thinking about how this is the young bitch...read more

Jennifer Lawrence Disgusted By Hollywood Selling Sex

Add Jennifer Lawrence to the list of good looking girls with big bazoongas that don't want to be sex objects. Even worse than Kate Upton's 'stop dreaming about plugging me' demands, Jennifer doesn't want you arousedby any young sexy women in Hollywood: "It is a part of the entertainment industry that sells. For some disgusting reason, young sex sells even more." Jennifer Lawrence was responding to a question about...read more