By brendon November 06, 2012 @ 5:12 PM
The snide comments by Google Translate about her looks are uncalled for, but the German newspaper Bild is is reporting that Jennifer Lopez had a maid at her hotel in Duesseldorf fired after “it” asked for an autograph, something that seems like a very Jennifer Lopez thing to do.
Pray Dodaj (43) told BILD: “I have cleaned on her floor. And I am so incredibly big fan, so I took all my courage and rang the bell to get just an autograph.” But the door is Dodaj politely rejected by two assistants …
Later, “One day I called the cleaning company that employed me at the hotel. They said that Ms. Lopez complained. I was right on the phone canceled! Because an autograph!”
Since when do ze Germans take orders from some Puerto Rican! Hitler must be rolling in his grave! And after everything he’s done for them, too.
By brendon October 23, 2012 @ 2:01 PM
That headline makes it sound like she pee’d on herself, and who knows maybe she did (I do, she did), but while Jennifer Lopez was singing one of her incredible hit songs last night at the O2 in London, her dress stretched a little too far (oh I wonder why that happened) and you could see her nipple.
And it’s weird looking. I’ve seen nipples before-mostly on TV but also in person-and they don’t look like this. That looks more like ET is peering out of her dress.
(image source = pacific coast, getty)
By brendon September 04, 2012 @ 1:11 PM
Jennifer Lopez definitely knew she was being photographed at her hotel room pool this weekend, but instead of holding her breath before she hit the water like some kind of escape artist again, this time she wrapped a towel around her enormous ass before getting out. I wish I was a maid at this hotel so I could steal that towel and give her scent to a wolfpack.
(image source = fame/flynet, pacific coast)
By brendon August 31, 2012 @ 4:12 PM
Jennifer Lopez was hanging out at her hotel in Miami yesterday, then either got up to join her kids and boyfriend in the pool, or got up and fell in the pool because she blacked out after holding her breath and clinching her stomach while walking.
As always, choosing what pictures to use was an arduous process. First I went to 4 different photo agencies, then I sorted through dozens of very similar pictures to find the ones where she looked the fattest.
(image source = inf, splash, wenn, fame/flynet)
By brendon August 02, 2012 @ 3:51 PM
“Do not mess with Jenny from the Block,” E! says. “Actually go right ahead because she’s a fucking moron,” I countered.
Jennifer Lopez is fighting back at tabloid reports that her boyfriend, Casper Smart, recently visited an “exotic massage parlor” and a gay porn shop in New York City.
“These statements are false, malicious and defamatory,” the couple’s attorneys said this morning. “Ms. Lopez and Mr. Smart will pursue all remedies available to them under the law.”
(They’ve) demanded an immediate retraction or they will file suit against the mags.
Uh, it happened last week. I’m watching him do it right now. I can see him. He’s Casper the dancer, not ghost.
(image source = inf)
Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart went to a peep show in New York City yesterday, but I’m not gonna judge him because I would probably do the same thing if I had to date Jennifer Lopez. She’s such a cunt, the sex must be awful.
The girls at a peep show, especially during the day, are there because they’re too ugly to be strippers. You might as well try to jack off to a child birth video, only a medieval gynecologist will ever have seen a vagina that wrecked, but he’s going for it anyway because at least this girl won’t complain the entire time.
Oh and Jennifer Lopez turns 43 today. So, um, happy birthday.
(image source = inf)