Jennifer Love Hewitt Isn't Fooling Us

People have always thought that black is the best color for fatties to wear to offer the illusion that they're slimmer than they actually are, so that's why I assume Jennifer Love Hewitt squeezed her pregnant body into a skintight black dress for last night's Pampers... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Off Her Pregnancy Cleavage

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Knocked Up by Actor From Her Show

I guess marriage is pretty much dead these days. Used to be when a girl got knocked up, somebody with a Sam Elliott voice spoke to the dude and said, buddy, time to step up and do the right thing. Now everybody has a 'partner'. Which I thought was reserved for gay people... read more

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Khloe Kardashian Fired; Jennifer Love Hewitt Hired

It's not fair that Khloe Kardashian got firedfrom her X-Factor hostess job simply because she's an annoying talentless big-boned twat who looks like a melting wax statue on camera. Khloe really needed this gig. Without it, she's left to prattle her greeting card level... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt Flashes Her Blue Panties

My greatest dream in life, even bigger than the one where I'm giant size and I step on all the now-grown kids who used to laugh at me for being such a retarded skateboarder, bigger than that, is having Jennifer Love Hewitt jump into my arms tits first with her blue... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks shes getting married again

Anxious to prove she hasn't learned a single thing about how her palpable desperation scares away every guy she ever dates, Jennifer Love Hewitt has asked her boyfriend and "Client List" co-star, Brian Hallisay, to move in with her. "Jennifer has totally flipped for... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks great photoshopped

Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the set of her show 'the Client List' this week in Sherman Oaks, looking suspiciously less firm and fit than she does on the cover of the new Shape magazine. Her secret is apparently a combination of diet, exercise, and that same computer... read more

Thursday Afternoon Headlines

NICKI MINAJ - called Mariah Carey a "bitch" during last nights premiere of 'American Idol'. And also before the premiere, after the premiere, and every other time Mariah Careys name has ever come up. (radar) JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT - will film some nude scenes for her show... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt is deceptive

Jennifer Love Hewitt was also on twitter this weekend posting a bikini picture, and I appreciate that she only showed the parts of herself that still look good. It's more honest than pretending all of her looks good. Her caption should be, "I still have sorta big boobs... read more

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Jennifer Love Hewitt had a meeting with stylists. But why?

"Hey guys, it's Jennifer, Love Hewitt, JLove, and I hope you get this message because instead of me coming all the way to the studio for that meeting with the stylists, wouldn't it be better if they packed everything up and came to my house?" "Well, you know, not my... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt eats at In-N-Out. Gosh. No way.

The people at In-N-Out must have been pretty surprised to see Jennifer Love Hewitt pull up to the drive-thru in a Bentley convertible yesterday. Because they're not the ones who use glazed doughnuts for buns. "We've been through this a hundred times, ma'am." (image... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt uses vanilla extract as perfume. Seriously.

Finally. Jennifer Love Hewitt has found a way to combine the two things she's best at: hoarding food and scaring away men. Us weekly says: "I carry McCormick's Pure Vanilla [in my purse] -- the baking kind -- and dab it on my neck," she tells Us Weekly. "Men are... read more