Jennifer Love Hewitt is missing

There are chilling reports from Hollywood today after Jennifer Love Hewitt was photographed going to lunch on Monday. Witnesses inside the restaurant say they saw her leave, but paparazzi outside say that's impossible. They say they were there the whole time and never saw her. It's like she just vanished into thin air, like a chubby ghost! (image source = fame) [gallery id="7267"]

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please look at Jennifer Love Hewitts breasts

Jennifer Love Hewitt was at the KIIS FM Jingle Ball in L.A. on Saturday night, and she tried to look sexy by wearing this dress that showed off her breasts. It didn't work mind you, I'm just letting you know what the plan was. (image source = splash, wenn, and getty) [gallery id="7272"]

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Hewitt and Kardashian hate the homeless

Because homeless people only need to eat once a year (they're powered by the sun), Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt went down to the Los Angeles Mission to help serve Thanksgiving meals to the needy. And by sheer coincidence, there were some paparazzi there too wouldn't you know, blocking the food and volunteers while Kim and Jennifer modeled spoons. Those bums have had scurvy for a month, 5 more minutes isn't...

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Jennifer Love Chewitt got dumped in a text

As you read this keep in mind that Jennifer Love Hewitt wrote a book filled with dating advice despite the fact that she's 32, has never been married and in fact can't even keep a boyfriend for more than a few months. Jennifer Love Hewitt might just be the most unlucky-in-love Hollywood starlet! Her latest boyfriend, 27-year-old actor Jarod Einsohn, has broken up with her — via text message, a source tells InTouch....

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Jennifer Love Hewitt isnt fooling anyone

I don't know how this works because women's bodies are a baffling mystery, but Jennifer Love Hewitts tits are half the size they used to be while her ass has at least doubled. And instead of working out and getting implants before going to last nights Hollywood premiere of 'Twilight: Mummies Kiss' or whatever this one is called, she just pushed her big square body into a dress that was supposed to show off her...

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what in the hell

Jennifer Love Hewitt went shopping yesterday on Melrose, and I guess her see through skirt was supposed to give a tantalizing glimpse of her legs and be sexy, but her hips and thighs are enormous while her head and face are normal sized, so all this really does is make her look like a centaur when she's coming toward you, which is maybe not the most flattering thing in the world. But that's not our fault. She might as...

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guess whose sexy legs these are!

So who strutted their sexy body around Beverly Hills yesterday for a little retail therapy! Here's a hint: she's in "Love" with getting attention for herself by telling girls to embrace their natural body type, while at the very same time she makes them feel bad about themselves by denying her body type and lying about her weight and dress size and going on crash diets or doing a People magazine cover to say how great...

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Lenny Kravitz is cool

Lenny Kravitz looked pretty cool yesterday when he was walking around Soho and talking on a super retro corded handset. Jennifer Love Hewitt has a handset like this too. Except she only uses her at places like Starbucks when it's real crowded, and she just goes "ring, ring" out of the corner of her mouth and then pulls the handset out of her purse. Then she says, "What? You think I'm the most beautiful girl ever and...

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statistically speaking, Jennifer Love Hewitt sucks

The good news for Jennifer Love Hewitt is that she isn't the worst, most unpopular actress to ever live. The bad news is she's the worst, most unpopular actress since 1985. According to Slate.com, who used their access to movie review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, Love Hewitt is the worst-reviewed actress since 1985, the cutoff date they established as a modern era for reviews unaffected by nostalgia and the easier...

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Jennifer Love Chew It is single

Gosh, well there's a sentence I never thought I'd see again. After nearly a year together, Jennifer Love Hewitt has parted ways with beau Alex Beh, her rep confirms to Us Weekly. Back in February, all was well. "He buys me flowers every day," she said. "Ever since we met. Every single day -- I'm serious! He'll either give me a bouquet, or handpick one. So sweet!" (And she told) told Ellen DeGeneres in January that she...

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Jennifer Love Chewitt keeps getting fatter

Please tell me there's someone else under that dress. (image source = pacific coast) [gallery id="8022"]

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Jennifer Love Chewitt has a hot body

Jennifer Love Hewitt was out in LA today, not surprisingly to get food, and she's gonna need to try harder if she wants to hide or distract people from how big her ass is getting. Way harder. To be honest she might have to go out in blackface. (image source = inf daily) [gallery id="8083"]

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Jennifer Love Hewitt has amazing dating advice

Jennifer Love Hewitt has spent the past few years explaining to anyone who can't get away fast enough how desperate she is to get married. Just last month she told Ellen DeGeneres that she already has three engagement rings for her phantom fiance to choose from. Well she's 31 now, and it hasn't happened yet, so to really turn things around she consulted a renowned relationship expert. Herself. (She) admitted that she...

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Jennifer Love Hewitt really is an idiot

Jennifer Love Hewitt has said before that she's been going to the same jewelry store once a month for 19 years and wasting the employees time by trying on her "dream" engagement ring that no one wants to buy her, but if that wasn't sad and clingy enough, now she's expanded on that fantasy and actually picked out 3 rings that no one wants to buy her. People says... The pressure is off Jennifer Love Hewitt's future...

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prepare to fall in love: Jennifer Love Chewitt is in a bikini

Jennifer Love Hewitt spent New Years Eve in Hawaii with her easily impressed boyfriend Alex Beh, and the picture source said he was "hanging out on a waterproof bean bag". I assume they mean these things in the river and not Hewitt, because, though accurate, they should really be more professional than to describe Hewitt as a "waterproof bean bag". Come on, you guys. (source = bauer griffin) [gallery...

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