Jennifer Love Hewitt looks sorta better. From there.

Jennifer Love Hewitt was in West Hollywood last night for the premiere of her Lifetime movie 'The Client List', and she might have looked okay if not for the fake eyelashes that should only be worn with a Malcolm McDowell ‘Clockwork Orange' Halloween costume. You could... read more

this is allegedly Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt is in the new issue of Maxim, and there's nothing at all suspicious about the pictures and how thin she looks, assuming that you just arrived here from 1998 and this is the first time you've seen Jennifer Love Hewitt since then. [gallery... read more

it might have been Jennifer Love Hewitts birthday

Jennifer Love Hewitt had lunch at The Ivy, where there are more paparazzi than customers and staff, and she held up a glass with 'Birthday Girl' written on it, and waved around a 'Happy Birthday 2 Me' sign, but I'm not sure that's enough. People could still miss it. She... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt is missing

There are chilling reports from Hollywood today after Jennifer Love Hewitt was photographed going to lunch on Monday. Witnesses inside the restaurant say they saw her leave, but paparazzi outside say that's impossible. They say they were there the whole time and never... read more

please look at Jennifer Love Hewitts breasts

Jennifer Love Hewitt was at the KIIS FM Jingle Ball in L.A. on Saturday night, and she tried to look sexy by wearing this dress that showed off her breasts. It didn't work mind you, I'm just letting you know what the plan was. (image source = splash, wenn, and getty)... read more

Hewitt and Kardashian hate the homeless

Because homeless people only need to eat once a year (they're powered by the sun), Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt went down to the Los Angeles Mission to help serve Thanksgiving meals to the needy. And by sheer coincidence, there were some paparazzi there too... read more

Jennifer Love Chewitt got dumped in a text

As you read this keep in mind that Jennifer Love Hewitt wrote a book filled with dating advice despite the fact that she's 32, has never been married and in fact can't even keep a boyfriend for more than a few months. Jennifer Love Hewitt might just be the most... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt isnt fooling anyone

I don't know how this works because women's bodies are a baffling mystery, but Jennifer Love Hewitts tits are half the size they used to be while her ass has at least doubled. And instead of working out and getting implants before going to last nights Hollywood premiere... read more

what in the hell

Jennifer Love Hewitt went shopping yesterday on Melrose, and I guess her see through skirt was supposed to give a tantalizing glimpse of her legs and be sexy, but her hips and thighs are enormous while her head and face are normal sized, so all this really does is make... read more

guess whose sexy legs these are!

So who strutted their sexy body around Beverly Hills yesterday for a little retail therapy! Here's a hint: she's in "Love" with getting attention for herself by telling girls to embrace their natural body type, while at the very same time she makes them feel bad about... read more

Lenny Kravitz is cool

Lenny Kravitz looked pretty cool yesterday when he was walking around Soho and talking on a super retro corded handset. Jennifer Love Hewitt has a handset like this too. Except she only uses her at places like Starbucks when it's real crowded, and she just goes "ring,... read more

statistically speaking, Jennifer Love Hewitt sucks

The good news for Jennifer Love Hewitt is that she isn't the worst, most unpopular actress to ever live. The bad news is she's the worst, most unpopular actress since 1985. According to, who used their access to movie review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, Love... read more