Jennifer Love Chew It is single

Gosh, well there's a sentence I never thought I'd see again. After nearly a year together, Jennifer Love Hewitt has parted ways with beau Alex Beh, her rep confirms to Us Weekly. Back in February, all was well. "He buys me flowers every day," she said. "Ever since we... read more

Jennifer Love Chewitt keeps getting fatter

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Jennifer Love Chewitt has a hot body

Jennifer Love Hewitt was out in LA today, not surprisingly to get food, and she's gonna need to try harder if she wants to hide or distract people from how big her ass is getting. Way harder. To be honest she might have to go out in blackface. (image source = inf daily)... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt has amazing dating advice

Jennifer Love Hewitt has spent the past few years explaining to anyone who can't get away fast enough how desperate she is to get married. Just last month she told Ellen DeGeneres that she already has three engagement rings for her phantom fiance to choose from. Well... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt really is an idiot

Jennifer Love Hewitt has said before that she's been going to the same jewelry store once a month for 19 years and wasting the employees time by trying on her "dream" engagement ring that no one wants to buy her, but if that wasn't sad and clingy enough, now she's... read more

prepare to fall in love: Jennifer Love Chewitt is in a bikini

Jennifer Love Hewitt spent New Years Eve in Hawaii with her easily impressed boyfriend Alex Beh, and the picture source said he was "hanging out on a waterproof bean bag". I assume they mean these things in the river and not Hewitt, because, though accurate, they should... read more

Jennifer Love Chewit is gettin me all hot

Jennifer Love Hewitt paused form doing interviews about how she's not fat and actually really beautiful to go to lunch with her mom in Beverly Hills. Which was apparently not a special enough occasion for her to not dress like a runaway. I bet if you took a box of... read more

this is Hollywoods Most Amazing Body

Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the cover of People this summer for their issue about the best bodies in Hollywood. She went from fat to fabulous and now her body is amazing (their words, not mine). And yet every picture had her hiding behind something. Whenever she's in a... read more

jennifer love hewitt is an unstable lunatic

Two more pictures from Jennifer Love Hewitts photo shoot for People, part of their '50 Most Amazing Bodies' cover story, are online (see them here), and of course she talks about how much she loves her body now. And yet by shocking coincidence there's something in front... read more

jlh loves the way she looks. wait never mind.

The article from People is a perfect microcosm of Jennifer Love Hewitt. It's a looping combination of retardation and denial that only she could manage. Please trust me when I tell you that both these quotes are from the very same 300 word interview. We start here... In... read more

what in the hell is this

Travis Pastrana I mean Jennifer Love Hewitt went for a workout this weekend, and hopefully she's on her way to another workout because the first one didn't work at all. Either that or she only worked out her head and the workout was amazing. It doesn't even look like... read more

love hewitt wants to play wonder woman, is delusional

I don't think there's been any movement on the Wonder Woman movie in years, but Jennifer Love Hewitt seems to think there is, and that she would be a perfect choice to play the superhero. I wonder how she plans on getting her fat ass in that costume. Jennifer Love Hewitt... read more