Jennifer Love Hewitt looks sorta better. From there.

By brendon April 05, 2012 @ 8:22 PM


Jennifer Love Hewitt was in West Hollywood last night for the premiere of her Lifetime movie ‘The Client List’, and she might have looked okay if not for the fake eyelashes that should only be worn with a Malcolm McDowell ‘Clockwork Orange’ Halloween costume. You could honestly make a better set of fake eyelashes out of wood. It’s almost like someone drew these on later to make fun of her.

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this is allegedly Jennifer Love Hewitt

By brendon March 08, 2012 @ 4:17 PM


Jennifer Love Hewitt is in the new issue of Maxim, and there’s nothing at all suspicious about the pictures and how thin she looks, assuming that you just arrived here from 1998 and this is the first time you’ve seen Jennifer Love Hewitt since then.

it might have been Jennifer Love Hewitts birthday

By brendon February 22, 2012 @ 5:43 PM


Jennifer Love Hewitt had lunch at The Ivy, where there are more paparazzi than customers and staff, and she held up a glass with ‘Birthday Girl’ written on it, and waved around a ‘Happy Birthday 2 Me’ sign, but I’m not sure that’s enough. People could still miss it. She should have someone in a panda suit wrapped in Christmas lights come in and sing to her too, just to make certain everyone sees her and fuels her lust for attention.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is missing

By brendon December 06, 2011 @ 12:11 PM


There are chilling reports from Hollywood today after Jennifer Love Hewitt was photographed going to lunch on Monday. Witnesses inside the restaurant say they saw her leave, but paparazzi outside say that’s impossible. They say they were there the whole time and never saw her. It’s like she just vanished into thin air, like a chubby ghost!

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please look at Jennifer Love Hewitts breasts

By brendon December 05, 2011 @ 1:26 PM


Jennifer Love Hewitt was at the KIIS FM Jingle Ball in L.A. on Saturday night, and she tried to look sexy by wearing this dress that showed off her breasts. It didn’t work mind you, I’m just letting you know what the plan was.

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Hewitt and Kardashian hate the homeless

By brendon November 28, 2011 @ 10:23 AM


Because homeless people only need to eat once a year (they’re powered by the sun), Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt went down to the Los Angeles Mission to help serve Thanksgiving meals to the needy. And by sheer coincidence, there were some paparazzi there too wouldn’t you know, blocking the food and volunteers while Kim and Jennifer modeled spoons. Those bums have had scurvy for a month, 5 more minutes isn’t gonna hurt.

Oh and if you’re wondering why Kim and Jennifer look so happy in the picture above, it’s because they just learned they make spoons that hold like 400 percent more food than normal spoons.

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