jennifer love bacon got dumped

Well not really dumped. Not yet. But it sounds like she will be, because Jamie Kennedy is apparently nailing his ex girlfriend on the side. Fox News says... "Jamie is still hung up on Shannon and has been telling her that," says the source. "He also told her he had zero desire to go to the Tao event with [Love Hewiit], but Jen insisted they go together to put rumors to rest. Jamie decided he at least owed her that,...

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kardashian or hewitt?

Hewitt! The answer is Jennifer Love Hewitt. An ass this big in Hollywood can only belong to one of two people and in this case it's Jennifer Love Hewitt. There are other asses this big but technically those are on animals considered "livestock". Other pictures that claimed to show an ass this size turned out to be drawings of a centaur. [gallery ids="403461,403471,403481,403491,403492,403501,403512"]

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oh wtf ever

Jennifer Love Hewitts head is on the cover of this months Shape magazine and let's get one thing clear: I only care about me, and I'm very handsome so this doesn't matter to me one way or the other, but if I were capable of human feelings such as compassion for others I would be outraged. This bitch carries on all the time about "loving who you are" and "I look great I'm not fat", then she blatantly lies about what...

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size 2 in Hawaii, part 2

Yesterday there were bikini pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt playing basketball (here). Today there are more pics from the same vacation, this time of her playing tennis. In both she's surrounded by a fence. It's like being at a really crappy alien zoo. If it were the San Diego alien zoo, they would have Megan Fox with waterfalls and trampolines. This is like some dirty Alabama roadside zoo where a guy with three...

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Size 2 is in Hawaii

Even though Jennifer Love Butter is a size 2, she's always hiding her ass for some mysterious reason. Which is why, even though she spent the weekend in Hawaii with boyfriend Jamie Kennedy, these are the only pictures of her in a bikini. Kennedy went swimming, but she was busy "modeling". Presumably for From The Neck Up Magazine because her other 95 percent is a complete mess. Didn't she used to have tits? No one part...

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jennifer love chewit sure showed me

I used to be skeptical that Jennifer Love Hewitt really lost 18 pounds like she claimed on the cover of Us magazine, but then they compared two older candid pictures taken from the front to one professional picture from the side. That shut me up good. I thought she had a big ass but clearly I was mistaken. I also thought she was getting shorter, but they compared a picture of her on the red carpet to a picture taken...

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size 2 is a natural beauty

Jennifer Love Hewitt was hot for like 15 minutes, 10 years ago, yet she’s still famous. Her entire career is based on how she looked when she was 16. WTF? I know she used to be amazing, but I had an amazing sandwich 10 years ago too. And if someone said, how would you like the other half of that amazing sandwich? I would say, the meatball sandwich? From 2002? And they said, yes! I would say, Naw I'm good. I found a new...

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morning headlines

SCARLETT JOHANSSON - Scar has joined the cast of "Iron Man 2", joining Robert Downy, Don Cheadle and Mickey Rourke. Scarlett will play Black Widow, a Russian with long red hair, huge breasts and pouty lips. Iron Man wants to find this woman, as do I. (source = imdb)RIHANNA - 200 teenagers in Boston were surveyed about Rihanna and Chris Brown, and 46 percent said Rihanna was responsible for her assault. More than half...

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aha! i knew it!

Last week there were some pictures (these) of Jennifer Love Chew-it on the set of her stupid show, and they were completely mystifying because she appeared to be slightly less fat than normal. Now I’m thinking maybe she was just out of food money, because yesterday she hit up the ATM and she was just as thick as ever. You’re not foolin me Big Ass! I'm on to you and your photoshopped treachery! Those others pictures...

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JENNIFER LOVE CHEW-IT IS SAD

Jennifer Love Hewitt broke up with her fiancé Ross McCall last week, and even though she's back at work on her show "Ghost Whisperer", she's finding it hard to mend a brokenwait a second when did she get less fat? Oh I swear if she ruins my Jennifer Love Chew-It nickname I'm gonna kill her."She is usually very bubbly, but she is more quiet and seems sad," the source says. "She usually hangs out with the crew between...

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JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT LOOKS GREAT

Keep in mind that black is slimming as you look at Jennifer Love Hewitts giant ass (bigger pic here). This is her in a flattering color, yesterday on the set of her dumb TV show. This poor costume designer must be about to kill herself. All she can do is black capes. There’s only so many variations on that before you accidentally put her in a Batman costume. She looks normal from the shoulders up, but everythingjust...

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JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS A PERVERT

This weeks Us magazine says Jenifer Love Hewitt isn’t fat anymore, even though she’s clearly still fat. They have two new pictures, and both are from some weird angle. They must have gotten every fat girl from myspace to take the picture. Us says she lost 18 pounds, but that would be like 20 percent of her body weight, so unless they amputated her legs and we just haven’t seen it yet, that shit didn’t happen. It’s sort...

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WHATEVER BIG ASS - UPDATE

In November, Jennifer Love Hewitt took some famous pictures in Hawaii (these pictures) showing that she had gained like 1800 pounds. It was amazing. And in her defense, she said she was a size 2 and there’s nothing wrong with her body. And to prove she meant what she said, she then immediately went on an insane diet. Wait, what? Us magazines cover story says...Now, the Ghost Whisperer star has the last laugh.In the new...

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JLH HAS STILL GOT IT

Jennifer Love Hewitt wore a big giant t-shirt and some baggy sweatpants to walk her dog yesterday, but you’re not foolin me Big Ass. She still has a little tiny head, and a big fat ass. And she’s all lumpy. She's built like a wedding cake. I'm only mildly joking when I say I’d rather make out with the dog. [gallery id="430"]

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NOT PREGNANT, JUST FAT

It's probably not the most flattering thing in the world to have people thinking you're pregnant when you're not. Oh hey look there's Jennifer Love Hewitt. People magazine says…Jennifer Love Hewitt can't stop the whisperers. When she wore a bikini, she heard about her figure. And when she covered up – wearing flowing, baby doll styles while recently running errands and at last weekend's Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards...

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