jennifer love chewit is an idiot

I'm sure everyone has already been to NPR today, but if you haven't, there's a review of Jennifer Love Hewitts advice book on dating. And it's every bit as dumb as it sounds. Keep in mind she just got dumped for like the 50th time. Nonetheless some masochist collected a... read more

monday afternoon headlines

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT - got dumped last week, and now she's chopped off her long hair. Wooaah, fat AND short hair? Is it Christmas? Be still my heart. (huffington post) CHRIS EVANS - has been offered the lead in the Captain America movie. Evans was really good in... read more

kate winslet is single

Over the weekend it was reported that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy broke up after dating for just about a year, which wasn't really a surprise because Jennifer Love Hewitt is an insufferable pain in the ass. But Kate Winslet has been married to Sam Mendes for 7... read more

tuesday morning headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - is 23, and Roberto Cavalli is 69. Good luck trying to figure out which one to feel sorry for. (wenn) JAY LENO - is planning a week of shows in New York City, to beat Letterman "on his home turf". Leno will be great there. I bet he'll have some real... read more

god i hate you so f**king much

On her birthday last year, Jennifer Love Bacon dressed up like whatever that bitches name was in that movie and stood outside Tiffanys. This year, she peered out from behind her gate then walked into the street because someone was banging on her food dish. No not really.... read more

jennifer love hewitt decorates her kitty with crystals

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new dating book out, and if you think she wouldn't have any good tips for how to spice up your love life, you would be 100 percent correct. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge. "After a breakup, a friend of mine... read more

morning headlines

JIMMY KIMMEL - came out last night dressed as Jay Leno. Everyone could tell it wasn't Leno though because the jokes were funny. (abc) JENNIFER LOVE CHEWITT - almost dumped Jamie Kennedy because he called her "pear-ass" after seeing her in a bikini. Then she realized... read more

the top 100 stories of 2009 (11-50)

50. MADONNAS ARMS - As she approaches the end of her life, it's good to know she'll die as she lived; by creeping me the fuck out. (July 27th) 49. CALL OF DUTY 2 - made 310 million dollars in it's first 24 hours. "The Dark Knight holds every Hollywood speed record, and... read more

tuesday morning headlines

JENNIFER LOVE CHEWIT - tortured boys everywhere by twittering just this one picture of her as a Playboy bunny for Halloween (full size UHQ here). Aren't you surprised she didn't post more? I know I was surprised. According to sources that are Jennifer Love Hewitt,... read more

jennifer love bacon got dumped

Well not really dumped. Not yet. But it sounds like she will be, because Jamie Kennedy is apparently nailing his ex girlfriend on the side. Fox News says... "Jamie is still hung up on Shannon and has been telling her that," says the source. "He also told her he had zero... read more

kardashian or hewitt?

Hewitt! The answer is Jennifer Love Hewitt. An ass this big in Hollywood can only belong to one of two people and in this case it's Jennifer Love Hewitt. There are other asses this big but technically those are on animals considered "livestock". Other pictures that... read more

oh wtf ever

Jennifer Love Hewitts head is on the cover of this months Shape magazine and let's get one thing clear: I only care about me, and I'm very handsome so this doesn't matter to me one way or the other, but if I were capable of human feelings such as compassion for others I... read more