Jennifer Love Chewitt keeps getting fatter

By brendon March 17, 2011 @ 11:43 AM


Please tell me there’s someone else under that dress.

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Jennifer Love Chewitt has a hot body

By brendon February 23, 2011 @ 6:26 PM


Jennifer Love Hewitt was out in LA today, not surprisingly to get food, and she’s gonna need to try harder if she wants to hide or distract people from how big her ass is getting. Way harder. To be honest she might have to go out in blackface.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt has amazing dating advice

By brendon February 15, 2011 @ 4:47 PM


Jennifer Love Hewitt has spent the past few years explaining to anyone who can’t get away fast enough how desperate she is to get married. Just last month she told Ellen DeGeneres that she already has three engagement rings for her phantom fiance to choose from.

Well she’s 31 now, and it hasn’t happened yet, so to really turn things around she consulted a renowned relationship expert. Herself.

(She) admitted that she browsed her own relationship book when looking for romance tips.
“Honestly, I know it’s cheesy, but it really helped me.”
Hewitt, who celebrated Valentine’s Day with her man of eight months, recently told Us that he gifts her with flowers “every single day. He’ll either give me a bouquet, or handpick one.”

Wait, every single day? 240 times now? Oh my god, what a weirdo. They don’t even do that shit in commercials about flowers. There’s a line where “romantic” turns into “open your eyes this guy is crazy”, and he sprinted past it at least 6 months ago.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt really is an idiot

By brendon January 25, 2011 @ 2:13 PM


Jennifer Love Hewitt has said before that she’s been going to the same jewelry store once a month for 19 years and wasting the employees time by trying on her “dream” engagement ring that no one wants to buy her, but if that wasn’t sad and clingy enough, now she’s expanded on that fantasy and actually picked out 3 rings that no one wants to buy her. People says…

The pressure is off Jennifer Love Hewitt’s future husband. She has already picked out her wedding ring – actually, three.
“I feel like I’m doing the guy a favor,” the actress, 31, tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview airing Tuesday on her talk show. “I don’t want to be upset if he picks a bad ring, so I feel like having three picked out and saying, ‘Look! Look at this plethora of things you can choose from!’ ”
The Ghost Whisperer star, who found the rings at Tiffany’s, plans to explain to her beau: “If you chose one of these three, I’m going to be really excited. And if you go off on your own, we can have an awful, awkward moment. So, why would you want to do that?”

Does she not understand that, the very thing perhaps keeping her from getting engaged is her terrifying desperation to get engaged? It would be like if a guy who was trying to get laid got on his knees, did that praying thing with his hands and whimpered.

prepare to fall in love: Jennifer Love Chewitt is in a bikini

By brendon January 03, 2011 @ 12:22 PM


Jennifer Love Hewitt spent New Years Eve in Hawaii with her easily impressed boyfriend Alex Beh, and the picture source said he was “hanging out on a waterproof bean bag”. I assume they mean these things in the river and not Hewitt, because, though accurate, they should really be more professional than to describe Hewitt as a “waterproof bean bag”. Come on, you guys.

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Jennifer Love Chewit is gettin me all hot

By brendon December 30, 2010 @ 10:46 AM

Jennifer Love Hewitt And Her Mom Out And About In Beverly Hills

Jennifer Love Hewitt paused form doing interviews about how she’s not fat and actually really beautiful to go to lunch with her mom in Beverly Hills. Which was apparently not a special enough occasion for her to not dress like a runaway. I bet if you took a box of Entenmann chocolate chip cookies, and then dumped them at her feet, I bet she would crawl around on her hands and knees and pick up at least half of them before realizing this was a test. That she failed.