JOHN MAYER IS SUBTLE

Us magazine and the Sun among others seem to think that a blog entry by John Mayer is about Jessica Simpson. In it, he posts a letter which asks an ex girlfriend to leave him alone, but he never comes out and gives a name. He's run through some pretty famous ass, including Jessica, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Minka Kelly. Really it could be about anyone, but it's probably about your mom (zing!). He explains:...

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THE THREE 6 MAFIA HAS TO GO

TMZ says that the Three 6 Mafia was kicked out of a house they were renting as part of an MTV series after a member of their entourage pee’d on the lawn belonging to their new neighbor, who just happened to be Jennifer Love Hewitt. TMZ says:The Oscar-winning rap group recently moved into the same Toluca Lake neighborhood of the busty "Ghost Whisperer," and marked their new territory by having one of their assistants...

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WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN

That's Jennifer Love Hewitt? Jesus. These were taken on the set of "Ghost Whisperer" last week. I don't think about her very often, but when I do I picture a skinny chick with big tits, not this donut-based lump. Not someone with chocolate all over their face, rubbing a stick of butter against the inside of their dress, eyeing her next victim on the buffet and emphasizing her points in a conversation by shaking a...

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ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME

Jennifer Love Hewitt finally did something sexy last night (although probably by accident) by appearing at an Academy Awards after party in a dress that shows off her kick ass rack. I don't know if she's just stuck up or what but she almost never wears anything this low-cut. God, she's so annoying and yet so stacked. It's a real paradox. And also a complete waste. She's like Jessica Simpson, except for worse in every...

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JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS A DORK

According to my sources, it's not 1928, so why on earth Jennifer Love Hewitt thought this was gonna be a good costume is beyond me. And I swear to god if she got in the car and insisted on writing everything down all night, I don't care how big her tits are, she'd find herself at the next bus stop. God, do you chicks see what we have to put up with just to get laid. This poor bastard had to dig his costume up out of a...

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