It's probably not the most flattering thing in the world to have people thinking you're pregnant when you're not. Oh hey look there's Jennifer Love Hewitt. People magazine says…
Jennifer Love Hewitt can't stop the whisperers. When she wore a bikini, she heard about her figure. And when she covered up – wearing flowing, baby doll styles while recently running errands and at last weekend's Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards – she faced baby rumors. But the engaged Ghost Whisperer star isn't keeping quiet. She fought back after the bikini pictures hit the Internet. And now her rep has issued a flat-out denial: "She is not pregnant."
Here's the Kids Choice dress they mention, but be warned, only look at it if you’re not afraid of getting super turned on.
Us magazine and the Sun among others seem to think that a blog entry by John Mayer is about Jessica Simpson. In it, he posts a letter which asks an ex girlfriend to leave him alone, but he never comes out and gives a name. He's run through some pretty famous ass, including Jessica, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Minka Kelly. Really it could be about anyone, but it's probably about your mom (zing!). He explains:
"I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such … Don't read too far into this on a personal level (there are no hidden messages) … I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be."
And the letter says:
“Dear Ex Lover,
“Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.
“I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
“I hope this is enough closure for you.
“Goodbye.
“P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."
Oh, I know where to find you all right. And you know where to find me … AND OUR BABY! *DUN-DUN-DUN*
Wait, I’m a dude. Okay never mind.
TMZ says that the Three 6 Mafia was kicked out of a house they were renting as part of an MTV series after a member of their entourage pee’d on the lawn belonging to their new neighbor, who just happened to be Jennifer Love Hewitt. TMZ says:
The Oscar-winning rap group recently moved into the same Toluca Lake neighborhood of the busty "Ghost Whisperer," and marked their new territory by having one of their assistants relieve himself on Hewitts front yard. The group's new reality show, "Adventures in HollyHood," premieres tomorrow night on MTV. While handing out invitations to the Three 6 Mafia housewarming party, you can actually see the assistant peeing on a lawn they claim belongs to the actress.
The Three 6 then moved to Bel-Air, but they should move next to me. I got mad street cred and would fit right in. Between having hundreds of hours of MST3K on video tape and my secret recipe for Raisin Dandies, they’ll think I’m cool for sure. Is a pinch of cinnamon my secret? Oooo, I’ll never tell!
That's Jennifer Love Hewitt? Jesus. These were taken on the set of "Ghost Whisperer" last week. I don't think about her very often, but when I do I picture a skinny chick with big tits, not this donut-based lump. Not someone with chocolate all over their face, rubbing a stick of butter against the inside of their dress, eyeing her next victim on the buffet and emphasizing her points in a conversation by shaking a turkey leg at me. I don't wanna say that every girl should be skinny with big tits and dark red hair but … um … okay, I'm not sure how to finish that.
Jennifer Love Hewitt finally did something sexy last night (although probably by accident) by appearing at an Academy Awards after party in a dress that shows off her kick ass rack. I don't know if she's just stuck up or what but she almost never wears anything this low-cut. God, she's so annoying and yet so stacked. It's a real paradox. And also a complete waste. She's like Jessica Simpson, except for worse in every way. Or maybe that's because I think I actually have a chance to sleep with Jessica Simpson. You'll know if I ever do because after I'm done you’ll see me running down the street, jumping and cheering. Then you'll see me hitting a home run, then planting a flag on a mountain top, then raising a trophy over my head at the big race. I'm amazing!
According to my sources, it's not 1928, so why on earth Jennifer Love Hewitt thought this was gonna be a good costume is beyond me. And I swear to god if she got in the car and insisted on writing everything down all night, I don't care how big her tits are, she'd find herself at the next bus stop. God, do you chicks see what we have to put up with just to get laid. This poor bastard had to dig his costume up out of a graveyard because his dingbat girlfriend won't dress trampy, on the one night of the year it's almost demanded that hot chicks dress trampy. Is she Muslim or something? Love has a kick ass rack, but who the hell can tell. It's completely wasted on her. God might as well have put those tits on a badger.
