Jennifer Nicole Lee Can and Might Hurt You

By Lex July 28, 2014 @ 11:55 AM

Jennifer Nicole Lee Uses Ropes In A Work Out Bikini In Miami
I get nervous when I know a woman can kick my ass. It upsets the natural balance of power. Men are supposed to be the physically dominant brutes easily manipulated by women until such time as prostate malignancy comes and frees them of their life of subjugation. Then their women trash their high school trophies and start banging their young tennis instructors. At least, that’s the bright portrait I’ve always envisioned. When women start getting ripped and physical and shooting Lyle Alzado cocktails into their quads, it’s like gnus snatching up crocodiles at the watering holes. You can’t just leave your socks on the floor or nail her best friend and think you’re going to get away with a talking to. You’re up in the air being spun around like a bitch made from balsa wood. Nature has been corrupted and you’re not making it to start and stop urinations.┬áBeat down time is upon you.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Bikini

By Lex July 23, 2014 @ 7:53 AM

Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Bikini For A Poolside Photo Shoot In Miami
This mommy fitness instructor takes lots of showers. I don’t care if she’s at the beach, by the pool, or wandering in the Gobi, she finds a way to go classic Cinemax on the public showers. If they had glass walls, she’d press her tits up against them while Jan-Michael Vincent was pretend shagging her from behind. I’m not sure if this is a real beach or one of those fake beaches they set up for cruise ships to pretend they have exclusive access to exotic sandy shores that are otherwise the place where Domingo takes the goats to shit during the rainy season. Either way, you probably don’t want children seeing the bare pubis matinee without a parent to put it in uncomfortable context.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Colorful Bikini Playing With A Soccer Ball In Miami

By Lex July 14, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Colorful Bikini Playing With A Soccer Ball In Miami

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Gets Wet

By Lex June 27, 2014 @ 9:22 AM

Jennifer Nicole Lee Goes For A Swim In A Bikini In South Beach
Jennifer Nicole Lee is that fitness trainer mom who keeps losing her swimsuits at public pools. I had an Uncle like that who was eventually arrested on completely unrelated charges. Those were the days when men without children could be Boy Scout leaders and Little League coaches and all the moms thought they were sweethearts. As much as we call it progress, some day we’ll look back fondly on the days when pederasty ran completely unchecked in our schools, churches, and Payless shoe stores. Gone are the days when a mesh top and some tight gym shorts got you free inner tubes for your Huffy. The barter system is dead. It’s all magnetic striping now. Hold me, Jennifer Nicole, I’m feeling melancholy.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Brazil Flag Swimsuit In Miami

By Lex June 23, 2014 @ 1:13 PM

Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Brazil Flag Swimsuit In Miami

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Likes to Flash Her Waxed Bits

By Lex March 18, 2014 @ 2:27 PM

Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Wet T Shirt For A Photo Shoot At Miami Beach
This Jennifer Nicole Lee fitness instructor slash I guess she’s a model likes to do that peekaboo trick with her bikini bottom where she almost shows you her waxed cooch. This could be seen as sexy, or the most commonly exploited trap by tranny prostitutes to allure you into their Shanghai rice paper room of shame. I’m not falling for that trick again many more times. Why not just show us where your kids came from? I know you heart muscles, but I’m not committing full bore to a masturbation fantasy involving your wet nipples until I see proof of lady life. Fuck, my standards are plummeting.

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