Jennifer Nicole Lee Wears A Bikini While Relaxing On The Beach In Miami

By Lex October 31, 2014 @ 9:46 AM

Jennifer Nicole Wears A Bikini While Relaxing On The Beach In Miami

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Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Bikini

By Lex August 19, 2014 @ 1:43 PM

Jennifer Nicole Lee Poses In A Bikini Poolside In Miami
I like this working mom. She seems to be trying super hard to do something of some sort. It doesn’t really matter what it is. America tends to reward achievers. I’ve always admired those who try their hardest. Like a coach who lies to his team after a big loss about how winning isn’t everything. Or the speeches our Presidents make after pulling our troops out of armpit countries we couldn’t make better in a thousand years. Doing your best. That’s the real scoreboard. Also showing your tits. Both those things really.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Provides a Public Service

By Lex August 13, 2014 @ 12:46 PM

Jennifer Nicole Lee Fools Around In A Hammock In A Crochet Bikini In Miami
Just imagine your mom making ends meet by losing her bikinis around town and baring her muscular tits and ass cheeks for chump change. I know, it would be awesome. Don’t get caught up in the Madonna Whore thing. A working mom is really the best you can hope for. When people around town rib you and say shit like ‘hey, your mom blew me and my buddies good last night’, you fire back with ‘I know, I got a new Playstation’. This lemons and lemonade thing isn’t all that complicated.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Bikini

By Lex August 11, 2014 @ 10:34 AM

Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Bikini At The Beach With Her New Boyfriend In Miami
If you work hard enough in life, and have your bikini drop in front of enough people, you will eventually be banging the Colombian dude who invented Zumba. That’s axiomatic. Zumba is the genius of aerobics, but with meringue music instead of It’s Raining Men. It didn’t really catch on in the U.S. until Kirstie Alley said it helped her lose 511 pounds and then millions of people signed up before they noticed Kirstie put 600 back on and was only ambulatory with aid of a Tommy Lift. I guess if you’re a fitness instructor then climbing on board the dude who invented Zumba is the pinnacle of cock quest. It’s like being a Mary Kay girl and digging up the dead corpse of Mary Kay Ash for bizarre necrophiliac acts. Only that seems like a ton more work than smiling back at the dude on the beach with the ‘I invented Zumba, come fuck me’ sign.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Can and Might Hurt You

By Lex July 28, 2014 @ 11:55 AM

Jennifer Nicole Lee Uses Ropes In A Work Out Bikini In Miami
I get nervous when I know a woman can kick my ass. It upsets the natural balance of power. Men are supposed to be the physically dominant brutes easily manipulated by women until such time as prostate malignancy comes and frees them of their life of subjugation. Then their women trash their high school trophies and start banging their young tennis instructors. At least, that’s the bright portrait I’ve always envisioned. When women start getting ripped and physical and shooting Lyle Alzado cocktails into their quads, it’s like gnus snatching up crocodiles at the watering holes. You can’t just leave your socks on the floor or nail her best friend and think you’re going to get away with a talking to. You’re up in the air being spun around like a bitch made from balsa wood. Nature has been corrupted and you’re not making it to start and stop urinations.┬áBeat down time is upon you.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Bikini

By Lex July 23, 2014 @ 7:53 AM

Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Bikini For A Poolside Photo Shoot In Miami
This mommy fitness instructor takes lots of showers. I don’t care if she’s at the beach, by the pool, or wandering in the Gobi, she finds a way to go classic Cinemax on the public showers. If they had glass walls, she’d press her tits up against them while Jan-Michael Vincent was pretend shagging her from behind. I’m not sure if this is a real beach or one of those fake beaches they set up for cruise ships to pretend they have exclusive access to exotic sandy shores that are otherwise the place where Domingo takes the goats to shit during the rainy season. Either way, you probably don’t want children seeing the bare pubis matinee without a parent to put it in uncomfortable context.

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