By Lex October 18, 2013 @ 1:15 PM
The roundtable of cackling hens show The View is finding that their audience is not getting into the whole Jenny McCarthy is smart and talented and amazing meme. In fact, quite the opposite. According to a RadarOnline squeal piece from a show insider:
“ABC has begun doing deep research on Jenny’s work on the show and the initial findings are that viewers want to tune out the second she opens her mouth!”
I guess I do have something in common with the frontal-lobe challenged ladies who form the core audience for The View. Even in my fantasies about binding Jenny to my bedpost and jizzing on her eyelashes, the minute she opens her maw and words come out, I untie her and offer to double her fee if she leaves quickly. Show producers are trying to ‘adjust’ Jenny’s performance on the show to make her more appealing. Like telling her to not talk so much and to say less things and silently hold up pictures of her new puppy.
By Travis October 15, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Jenny McCarthy has been one of the four horsewomen of the daytime TV apocalypse on The View for just a little over a month, but she’s already facing the ax, according to Radar, because people simply can’t stand listening to her talk. This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone, because Jenny has become one of the most annoying celebrities on the planet in recent years, from her beliefs that vaccines cause autism to just about everything else about her.
It also doesn’t help that daytime TV has become such a thankless wasteland of impatience either. Just ask Kris Jenner, who proved that you can suck and cradle Satan’s balls all you want, but if you don’t kiss the tip and deliver the ratings, you’ll be canceled faster than your teenage daughters can expose an ass cheek on Instagram.
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By Lex September 11, 2013 @ 12:30 PM
Jenny McCarthy is the new token non-fugly hostess on The View, replacing Elizabeth Hasselback. Jenny whipped up a relationship with New Kids on the Block member and part-time restaurant worker Donnie Wahlberg just in time to bring him on the show as her new wonderful beau. Beau is the word the day time talk show demo will recognize as a romantic substitute for dude I’m letting fuck me to feel like I’m not getting old and irrelevant. Some people fear that Jenny McCarthy could use her new show as a platform to promote her hobby of scaring the shit out of moms into endangering their children. Others realize this is perhaps the only interesting thing about her.
Here’s Jenny showing off her enhanced yams at an US Weekly party. Just be careful. She draws you in with those bad boys then next thing you know you’re getting a lecture about how food is bad for your children and she highly recommends you never feed them again. It’ll seem to make sense at first because why would a woman you want to have sex with ever lie to you?
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By Travis August 26, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
At first, when I read that Donnie Wahlberg is now dating Jenny McCarthy and was her date to the Dancing With the Stars charity event on Saturday, I thought to myself, “This guy’s a surprisingly successful actor after he spent most of his younger years as the wannabe hard ass douchebag in a boy band filled with other generic douchebags, so why the fuck is he with a washed up, worn out attention whore like her?”
But then I realized that he’s still just Donnie Wahlberg, so he’s probably pretty happy to be playing with her only valuable assets, even if they’ve gone from midnight to 6 pm pretty quickly over the last few years.
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By Lex July 16, 2013 @ 3:57 PM
Tons of people who get outraged over seemingly unimportant shit are outraged over the hiring of not so funny but definitely good looking Jenny McCarthy to be a new replacement hostess on the view. I was going to get all righteous along with the outraged, until I realized they were questioning her intellectual legitimacy to be on the vaunted daytime talk show panel. Say what? Have these people ever seen The View? It’s like watching a bunch of girls chattering at the mall about who stole whose lipstick or boyfriend or morning-after pills. Except these malls girls are all wrinkled and crabby and smell like mustard. Jenny McCarthy may just be another sort of celebrity whose accomplishments by way of looks and tits make her feel like an expert on a bunch of matters she’s in no way qualified to comment on, but that alone qualifies her to be on The View. Now, please, everybody, STFU. This isn’t the Supreme Court.
By Jack July 15, 2013 @ 4:08 PM
As if we all needed another reason to not watch The View, Jenny McCarthy will be the new permanent co-host. The View, popular with overweight housewives and people forced to watch it in hospitals, lost one if its original founding hags when Barbara Walters decided to retire because she is ome million and seven years old. Jenny McCarthy is a weird choice to take over. I mean, she’s a former Playboy playmate who is almost single-handedly responsible for spreading that bullshit about vaccines causing autism. And she’s just trashy. I once saw her in a movie where she splashed around in a big puddle of her own period blood, for Christ’s sake! Even Whoopi Goldberg never sunk that low and she was in Eddie.