Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie

By Lex November 19, 2015 @ 11:08 AM


Jenny McCarthy is irate that Charlie Sheen didn’t disclose to her that he was HIV positive while she had kissing scenes with him for the 2011 season of Two and a Half Men. McCarthy claims in her private life she has all of her potential sex partners test for HIV before becoming intimate. A solid practice if you’re dating high risk gay men and you’ve missed all the condom billboards around town. McCarthy says she understands that you can’t get HIV through kissing like you can when your kids get vaccinated for polio.

‘I look back and I’m like, ‘OK, that would have been some valuable information.’ I mean, look how many people have played his love interest on the show.’

Can you get the AIDS from playing somebody’s love interest on TV or not? Now I’m just confused and I have auditions for a Latin telenovela. What would you have done with this information? Turned down the one and only network gig you ever had? Think about your answer, you’re about to be curb stomped by the LGBT lobby.

Photo credit: CBS/Two and a Half Men

Jenny McCarthy Super Interesting

By Matt July 15, 2015 @ 7:07 AM


Jenny McCarthy’s hair has turned pink, presumably as a side effect of a rubella vaccine she received at age seven. McCarthy appeared on The Today Show to talk about her shitty reality show with the less accomplished Wahlberg brother. I heard Mark allows him a free burger a day if he hunts down witnesses of his multiple hate crimes. Cheese is extra. When you don’t have much going for you besides actively working to spread epidemics which were stamped out at the turn of the last century it’s a good idea to change your hair. It’s a distraction and who doesn’t want to look like they’re part of David Bowie’s liner notes. Perhaps you’re confusing autism with people who don’t want to talk to you. I’ll rock back and forth in my chair if you shut the fuck up with your pseudo science spiel you gleaned from reading the back of a bottle of pressed juice. When your hair falls out that’s most likely from the astringent hair dye, not the mercury in your sushi. Stop encouraging this woman. Wasn’t Whoopi available?

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Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg Wave You Into 1OAK

By Lex February 16, 2015 @ 10:00 AM

Jenny McCarthy Busty In Blue Shiny Dress With Donnie Wahlberg At 1OAK In Vegas
When deciding where to get your $30 cocktails in Vegas, you’re going to want to stop at the spot where Jenny McCarthy is making out with Donnie Wahlberg. That’s the X on your treasure map of excitement. I’m not sure how many names 1OAK crossed off their list as unavailable before they hit the lesser accomplished members of the McCarthy and Wahlberg families. Clearly you’ve been turned down by senior management in ISIS and the all of the CosRaped models. It might be worth the chance to offer McCarthy a large donation to the pro-polio program of her choice to show you any real part left on her body. When Kuato starts emerging from her stomach, run to the Luxor. You don’t need high end Vegas.

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Mickey Mouse Dead From Measles

By Lex January 22, 2015 @ 12:04 PM


I’m not a huge fan of children. They  talk too much and you can’t legally punch them. I kind of hate Disney too. If you don’t now, you will after Star Wars. But I wouldn’t waste my falling star wishes seeing both die from the measles. 42 kids now have the shitty virus after visiting the Happiest Place On Earth, almost all of them non-immunized.  It used to be easy enough to blame Jenny McCarthy, because she’s blond and has big fake tits and you can’t have her. But it’s pretty clear that whatever traction she gained in pushing her Polio Now campaigns was simply a byproduct of millions of moms who believe their reproductive abilities give them super human powers of medical understanding. What’s a PhD in virology against the knowledge gleaned from mousing over seventeen click bait articles from

By contrast, the dirt poor Central American immigrant moms are rushing to the clinics to get their babies shot up since they lost the last five of them to 19th century rubella back in Oaxaca. They’ve seen the ravages of childhood disease and blinked. Each group wants to see their children live. The less conceited is more likely to see that happen. Stare into the face of your deathly ill child, Disney moms, and tell them how you really thought Kirstens’s Facebook share held all the answers. I hope they have enough saliva left to spit on you.

Jenny McCarthy And Ryan Seacrest, Like Awesome in a Bottle

By Lex January 02, 2015 @ 1:20 PM

Jenny McCarthy And Ryan Seacrest At Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin Eve
Jenny McCarthy seemed like an odd choice for Dead Dick Clark’s rocking New Year’s Eve telecast. She’s smarmy and not particularly witty and used to spend New Year’s being passed around by men at parties. Basically she’s Ryan Seacrest. We didn’t need both. Presumably McCarthy still owed ABC a few hours of intelligent banter since being fired from The View where she came up with none in six months of trying. When a long since deceased guy is throwing the best New Year’s party on television, you need to ask yourself, why is Jenny McCarthy not showing her tits and still on my screen? That’s not as polite as it is honest.

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Jenny McCarthy Returns To TV And Shit Around The Web

By Michael November 12, 2014 @ 12:00 PM


Extremely modestly talented Jenny McCarthy and New Kid On The Block Donnie Wahlberg are going to star in their own reality show. The show will be called TV Is Now Officially A Barren Wasteland of Retreaded Ideas For Brain Deads. Or, just Jenny Loves Donnie.

Read all about Jenny McCarthy’s new shit show. (The Superficial)

Are you ready for a new Tila Tequila sex tape? No, me neither. (TMZ)

Naya Rivera hates on Kim K because she didn’t think of that ass pic first. (Huffington Post)

Kylie Minogue writhes around in her underwear. (Drunken Stepfather)

Alyssa Barbara wears a see-through t-shirt and it’s good, real good. (Hollywood Tuna)

Alexandria Morgan in a swimsuit is faptastic. (Popoholic)

Khloe Kardashian pisses people off by comparing the KKK to her vagina. (Dlisted)