Justin Bieber’s internationally recognized homosexual procreator Jeremy Bieber is being accused of throwing a dog off a balcony as you would expect. Bieber and his Creed fan father bought the dog but never trained it since they are jointly selfish and dumb. The dog bit Justin’s younger brother and Bieber Sr. threw it off the balcony of the condo that his son bought for him against his will. Some animal rights guy named Trevor rescued the dog because that’s a lofty term animal people use to explain bringing shit home with them. This Trevor character is the only one who witnessed the assault on the dog. Just a theory but when you live outside of Buffalo and there is ten feet of snow on the ground, a second story fall doesn’t hold as much frozen water. I’m tempted to side with Trevor but he is filing a frivolous lawsuit against Justin and his forty year old frat pledge reject father so I’m torn into saying fuck all these people. Trevor wants compensation for his time looking after the dog. Given he is clearly unemployed this should equate to two boxes of Pop Tarts and reimbursement for his missed Judge Judy sessions which equates to zero much like everyone involved in this story.
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