Justin Bieber’s Dad Seems Like a Dick Too

By Matt December 02, 2014 @ 6:16 AM

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Justin Bieber’s internationally recognized homosexual procreator Jeremy Bieber is being accused of throwing a dog off a balcony as you would expect. Bieber and his Creed fan father bought the dog but never trained it since they are jointly selfish and dumb. The dog bit Justin’s younger brother and Bieber Sr. threw it off the balcony of the condo that his son bought for him against his will. Some animal rights guy named Trevor rescued the dog because that’s a lofty term animal people use to explain bringing shit home with them. This Trevor character is the only one who witnessed the assault on the dog. Just a theory but when you live outside of Buffalo and there is ten feet of snow on the ground, a second story fall doesn’t hold as much frozen water. I’m tempted to side with Trevor but he is filing a frivolous lawsuit against Justin and his forty year old frat pledge reject father so I’m torn into saying fuck all these people. Trevor wants compensation for his time looking after the dog. Given he is clearly unemployed this should equate to two boxes of Pop Tarts and reimbursement for his missed Judge Judy sessions which equates to zero much like everyone involved in this story.

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Justin Bieber Pays His Dad A $50,000 Allowance

By Travis March 04, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Justin Bieber celebrated his 20th birthday with friends and family in the Bahamas, and that included his dad, Jeremy Bieber, who has always seemed like the kind of guy who would much rather be Justin’s best friend than the guy who raises him. Now, Jeremy’s former best friend, Cory Bernier, has opened up to the Daily Mail on what kind of a douchebag Jeremy really is, accusing the 39-year old of being a manipulative and enabling dick who is responsible for most of Justin’s worst behavior. But seeing as we already basically thought that was the case, the actual surprise revelation is that Justin pays his “party animal” dad as much as $50,000 a month to take care of his mansion in Canada, but dad just uses the cash to have fun with his friends because “he’s living the dream at his son’s expense.” Not to defend the guy, but isn’t that what kids are for? Making up for our own pathetic lives so we can ride their coattails and drag them to the bottom once the money stops rolling in? Good for Jeremy.

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