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Slut Joke Shames Avengers, Series Probably Over (VIDEO)

Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans made a legitimately funny aside about 'Black Widow' being a slut in the Avengers story and got to laugh for ten seconds before their reps were forced to issue public apologizes recognizing that women, blacks, Jews, Asians, gays, Hispanics, Muslims, SUNY Binghamton grads, the disabled,the obese, people living with anxiety, The Hmong people, McDonald's employees, crossdressers, the...read more

Jeremy Renner Blackmailed

Jeremy Renner's estranged Canadian model wife and baby mama, Sonni Pacheco, reportedly threatened to release his sex videos if he didn't help her get a green card. In legal documents, Renner repeatedly refers to his wife as a gold digger, which makes sense because she is requesting $12,000 a month in child support to be paid in the form of Nordstrom gift cards.Renner has heard more gay rumors than your average civil...read more

Jeremy Renner Is A Pimp And Shit Around The Web

Jeremy Renner used his two minutes as a presenter at the Golden Globes to come on to Jennifer Lopez. It's pretty fucking smooth. You shouldn't hit on a woman just because her tits are hanging out of her dress,you should also imagine you'd like her smile. This is how you compliment a lady on her knockers. (Dlisted) Alexis Ren heats up Instagram in a series of hot pics. (Egotastic) George Zimmerman arrested after...read more

Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Adams Look Amazing In American Hustle (VIDEO)

The new trailer for American Hustle was released yesterday, and it looks pretty good. I'd like to be a little more optimistic but I don't have a clue what it's about, other than a three-way competition between Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper and Jeremy Renner to look like the ugliest guys you'd spot in a New Jersey strip club. Then again, it also has Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams looking like 70s porn stars, so...read more

this is Jeremy Renners secret pregnant girlfriend

"Formerly secret" might have been a better way to put that but here she is, the mystery women that apparently not gay Jeremy Renner got pregnant; a 22-year-old model from Vancouver named Sonni Pacheco. Although she doesn't look very pregnant in these pictures. What's that all about ? Jeremy should tie her to a rock and throw her in the river. If she floats, she was lying and is in collusion with the devil. If she...read more

it seems Jeremy Renner isnt gay after all

Despite rumors to the contrary, rumors that began even before anyone saw that mustache, Jeremy Renner is apparently not gay, or at least not so gay that he won't still occasionally have sex with a girl. Multiple sources confirm to Us that an ex-girlfriend of the actor is due to give birth next month. "They used to date but it wasn't serious," explains one insider, adding that the expectant mom is currently living in...read more

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Jeremy Renner took a viagra before a 10 hour flight

I like London too, but not so much that I get an erection for the entire flight over there. And if I did I'd be a gentleman about it. I wouldn't go on the Jimmy Kimmel show and brag so everyone knows how hard my dick was the way Jeremy Renner did. "I had to sleep on the plane. So I take a little sleeping pill, pop it and realize nothing's happening – but something else was happening." What he thought was Ambien was...read more

'the Bourne Legacy' takes place during 'the Bourne Ultimatum'

'The Bourne Legacy' trailer came out yesterday, and I was so busy being a sarcastic dick that I forgot to mention that it reportedly takes place at the same time as ‘the Bourne Ultimatum'. Which is actually really cool. So we'll see what else was going on while Matt Damon look befuddled and/or punched people. This is why the trailer showed the scene from 'Ultimatum' with the reporter in the train station, and why...read more

'The Bourne Legacy' finally has a full trailer

For years I've been sitting here, like a fool, assuming there was always just one, but as ‘The Bourne Legacy' repeatedly points out, it's actually quite the contrary. And unrelated to the fact that the old one doesn't want to be in these movies anymore, here are the adventures of another one who, it turns out, has been even more exciting the entire time and we didn't even know it. And don't worry; even though the old...read more

Jeremy Renner says hes not gay

There have been rumors that Jeremy Renner is gay for at least two years now, and he's never really said much about it, but now he tells the Hollywood Reporter that the whole thing should really be private. And that he's not gay. "I want my personal life to be personal, and it's not f—ing true," he says of the (gay rumors). "And I don't care if you're talking about things that are true, you're still talking about my...read more

'Mission: Impossible 4' has a trailer. Sort of.

The trailer for ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol' will premiere in front of ‘Transformers: As If It Matters Because These Are All The Same' starting tomorrow night, but an early bootleg copy has leaked onto this French website for reasons that are probably explained in French. If this is any indication, it seems (the great) Brad Bird was more than up to the task in his live-action directorial debut. Tom...read more

Jeremy Renner is our new Jason Bourne

Two years ago most people had no idea who Jeremy Renner was. Two Academy Award nominations later and he's starring alongside Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (then is expected to take over the franchise and star in MI:5), in The Avengers as Hawkeye (which could get it's own spinoff movie), and now the always great Latino Review says he is the choice to take over for Matt Damon in the new Jason Bourne...read more

Christina Aguilera is a drunk

Tina Yothers Christina Aguilera is not only fat and ugly these days, but she's also a lush who crashes parties and passes out drunk in strangers beds too. I'm honestly surprised there's not a part in this story where she pisses on herself. Popping up uninvited at Jeremy Renner's 40th birthday bash on January 8, Aguilera, 30, got "wasted" then lay down in the star's bed, a source tells the new Us Weekly. "Someone comes...read more

Thursday afternoon headlines

JON MAYER - went on tumblr and said the Huffington Post is "full of shit", in a 463 word response to a 150 word story that implied he might be back together with Jennifer Aniston. Maybe he overreacted, but let's see someone blab that you're dating that fug bitch and see how you like it. (tumblr, huff post) JEREMY RENNER - has won the lead opposite Tom Cruise in 'Mission: Impossible 4', directed by Brad Bird, which...read more

its jenna dewan in a bikini (plus fatty channing tatum)

You could teach a donkey how to scuba dive before Channing Tatum will ever deliver a line in a movie without looking and sounding like he has a concussion, so to see that he's also kinda fat only adds to the baffling mystery of his success. And yet here he is, enjoying life on a beach in Italy with his wife Jenna Dewan and Jeremy Renner, both of whom are too cool to be with this fatty. But in the spirit of finding...read more