Jeremy Renner Is A Pimp And Shit Around The Web

By Jack January 12, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Jeremy Renner used his two minutes as a presenter at the Golden Globes to come on to Jennifer Lopez. It’s pretty fucking smooth. You shouldn’t hit on a woman just because her tits are hanging out of her dress, you should also imagine you’d like her smile.

This is how you compliment a lady on her knockers. (Dlisted)

Alexis Ren heats up Instagram in a series of hot pics. (Egotastic)

George Zimmerman arrested after flinging a bottle at his girlfriends because he’s a fucking psycho. (TMZ)

Lena Dunham shows off her pasty lumps before the Golden Globes. (Huffington Post)

Miley Cyrus dresses like slutty herpes-ridden Elvis. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hailey Clauson in a bikini will make you smile in your pants. (Popoholic)

Nikki Lund goes surfing in a tiny bikini. (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Adams Look Amazing In American Hustle (VIDEO)

By Travis August 01, 2013 @ 11:00 AM






The new trailer for American Hustle was released yesterday, and it looks pretty good. I’d like to be a little more optimistic but I don’t have a clue what it’s about, other than a three-way competition between Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper and Jeremy Renner to look like the ugliest guys you’d spot in a New Jersey strip club.

Then again, it also has Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams looking like 70s porn stars, so that should count for something. In fact, if there’s an Oscar for that, I hope they both win. Then, when they accept their statues, they can try them out on each other. I know, I’m full of brilliant ideas.

this is Jeremy Renners secret pregnant girlfriend

By brendon January 23, 2013 @ 2:26 PM

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“Formerly secret” might have been a better way to put that but here she is, the mystery women that apparently not gay Jeremy Renner got pregnant; a 22-year-old model from Vancouver named Sonni Pacheco.

Although she doesn’t look very pregnant in these pictures. What’s that all about ? Jeremy should tie her to a rock and throw her in the river. If she floats, she was lying and is in collusion with the devil. If she sinks, hey, no harm done.

it seems Jeremy Renner isnt gay after all

By brendon January 16, 2013 @ 6:33 PM

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Despite rumors to the contrary, rumors that began even before anyone saw that mustache, Jeremy Renner is apparently not gay, or at least not so gay that he won’t still occasionally have sex with a girl.

Multiple sources confirm to Us that an ex-girlfriend of the actor is due to give birth next month.
“They used to date but it wasn’t serious,” explains one insider, adding that the expectant mom is currently living in Renner’s L.A. home.”
(He) is “being ultra-secretive about it but she has been going on about her life and not hiding it.”

This guy must be smoother than he looks. I can’t even talk my current girlfriend into making me a sandwich, much less my ex-girlfriend into having unprotected sex.

Jeremy Renner took a viagra before a 10 hour flight

By brendon July 27, 2012 @ 12:09 PM

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I like London too, but not so much that I get an erection for the entire flight over there. And if I did I’d be a gentleman about it. I wouldn’t go on the Jimmy Kimmel show and brag so everyone knows how hard my dick was the way Jeremy Renner did.

“I had to sleep on the plane. So I take a little sleeping pill, pop it and realize nothing’s happening – but something else was happening.”
What he thought was Ambien was actually Viagra, given to him by a friend.
The flight crew, who were “sort of in on the joke,” helped ensure an otherwise smooth voyage – with lots of ice.

Wait what? That doesn’t make any sense. It sounds he made this story up because he told the flight attendant he had an erection and she didn’t get the hint.

‘the Bourne Legacy’ takes place during ‘the Bourne Ultimatum’

By brendon June 01, 2012 @ 6:29 AM

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‘The Bourne Legacy’ trailer came out yesterday, and I was so busy being a sarcastic dick that I forgot to mention that it reportedly takes place at the same time as ‘the Bourne Ultimatum’. Which is actually really cool. So we’ll see what else was going on while Matt Damon look befuddled and/or punched people.

This is why the trailer showed the scene from ‘Ultimatum’ with the reporter in the train station, and why Bourne is in New York and all that. Presumably Jeremy Renner is supposed to do something about it. He should try calling Bourne on the phone and saying he can see him. That always seem to freak everyone out in the other movies.