Jemele Hill Gets Paid 2-Week Holiday Because She's Fire-Proof

Jemele Hill would be semi-laudable as the chick who says whatever the hell she wants without worrying about the consequences, if she ever faced consequences.  read more

Jerry Jones Takes a Knee (VIDEO)

If you've never been to a civil rights protest conducted by millionaires, you're really missing out.  read more

Stripper Sues Jerry Jones

Stripper and humanitarian Jana Weckerly, who took the photos of Jerry Jones' drunken bathroom boner festival, is now suing Jones over the sexual shenanigans that happened that same evening. Weckerly claims Jones touched her privates, made her touch his crinkly Cowboy,... read more

Jerry Jones Puts Stripper Photos Into Context

Jerry Jones had one simple statement regarding the social media leaked photos of himself with a couple of party girls in a restaurant bathroom: Someone has misrepresented photos taken at a restaurant five years ago for their own purposes. Jerry refused to comment past... read more

Jerry Jones Sextorted! What the Fuck Does That Even Mean?

Some crazy dude with a Messiah complex has been stalking Jerry Jones because I guess he lacks the imagination to find somebody more interesting to harass. Frank Hoover's not even a pissed off Cowboys fan, which would make actual sense. He's just a dude who thinks he's... read more