Stripper Sues Jerry Jones

Stripper and humanitarian Jana Weckerly, who took the photos of Jerry Jones' drunken bathroom boner festival, is now suing Jones over the sexual shenanigans that happened that same evening. Weckerly claims Jones touched her privates, made her touch his crinkly Cowboy, and forced her to watch while he got a blow job from another chick with that Jedi Mind Trick that forbids you from leaving the room and wandering more

Jerry Jones Puts Stripper Photos Into Context

Jerry Jones had one simple statement regarding the social media leaked photos of himself with a couple of party girls in a restaurant bathroom: Someone has misrepresented photos taken at a restaurant five years ago for their own purposes. Jerry refused to comment past this single sentence, but I think we can all relate to how strippers and booze have caused us to be misrepresented. I once blew through three more

Jerry Jones Sextorted! What the Fuck Does That Even Mean?

Some crazy dude with a Messiah complex has been stalking Jerry Jones because I guess he lacks the imagination to find somebody more interesting to harass. Frank Hoover's not even a pissed off Cowboys fan, which would make actual sense. He's just a dude who thinks he's Jesus sent from heaven to protect Jerry Jones from some unseen evil, though not actually helpful enough to warn Jerry against expecting Tony Romo to more