Jenni Farley, who you may but probably don’t know by her nickname “JWoww” on the MTV show ‘Jersey Shore’, has become famous for her fantastically huge implants and tops that barely cover them. Now comes news that naked pictures of her are for sale, as was implied by every single noun in that first sentence.
There are at least three photos of Jwoww … In one photo, she is facing the camera, topless. It’s shot from the waist up and will certainly not disappoint her male fans.
A second photo shows Jwoww slightly turned, but with her back mainly toward the camera. She is wearing a skimpy wrap around her waist but that does not obscure the rear view! She’s also wearing boots.
The third photo is a full length topless frontal shot, where Jwoww is again wearing a small wrap around her waist and boots.
This girl is a genius. When are girls who want to be famous gonna accept the fact that the best way to do that is to leak naked pictures of yourself. By emailing them to me for example. That’s what Audrina Patridge did, and now look at her. She was nobody before Tyler published her naked pictures, now she’s rich as a king and engaged to George Clooney.
(She’s not engaged to George Clooney? How do you know? What are you, a detective? Are you positive? Maybe it’s a secret. That goddamn gif took me forever to make, btw.)
The clip of Snooki from MTVs ‘Jersey Shore’ getting punched in the face has been hard to miss this week. Almost as hard to miss as Snooki herself, but one haunting questions has remained. As Snooki herself said, “Who hits a girl like that?”
Queens gym teacher Brad Ferro, 24, of Deer Park, LI, was arrested in late August for punching out Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, according to local police.
Ferro, a gym teacher at North Queens Community HS, was initially told to lay off the booze by bouncers at the popular resort bar because he seemed too drunk.
Ferro managed to stay inside the bar and eventually swiped booze belonging to Snooki and her entourage that had been placed on the bar top.
“That started a verbal altercation after which he struck her in the face,” said Korman. “She sustained an injury to the inside of her mouth due to the punch.”
In fact, the video shows Ferro suddenly walloping Snooki in the jaw — sending the 21-year-old beauty’s head reeling backward.
“Maybe he had a little too much to drink, but hitting a woman is a bit much,” said Jinny Tanawots, a neighbor of the Ferro family “There’s got to be a different way around it — I don’t care what she did.”
This Jinny Tanawots must be some kind of hippie. “A bit much”? What clip were you watchin? He was trying to steal the alcohol and she tried to stop him. He had every right to punch her in the face. It’s just common sense.
SEXY MUGSHOT UPDATE - still fascinated by the Terminator-esque way he turns and then attacks once his human target is acquired.
It’s possible this fancy gentleman was offended by a young lady wearing a hat indoors, and in this clip he’s saying, “Madam please remove your hat” in accordance with Jim Nortons Hat Removal Service, but more likely is WHATTHEFUCKWASTHAT!
MTV is getting tons of very justified criticism for their new show “Jersey Shore”, and not just from groups offended by what they consider Italian stereotypes, but because of the preview clip during the closing credits showing female castmate Snookie getting punched in the face. Hard.
Domino’s Pizza has already pulled their ads from the show, and others are threatening to do the same. I’m no PC homo but it’s sort of amazing they would show a clip of a girl getting punched in the face. Although to be fair to the dude I wanted to at least smack her in the head and I was barely even paying attention.
