
Sandra Bullock moved out of their house when she found out her husband Jesse James was cheating on her, but he’s acting as if there might be some hope for their marriage. He was seen this morning wearing his wedding ring, and now he’s issued an apology to People.
“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
“This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”
Well, look, I think this guy is an idiot, but that is very definitely an apology. When someone says “I deserve everything bad that is coming my way”, he knows he’s fucked up and he’s not pretending like what he did was ok. So you can’t beat him up over this. But will it work? Who knows. Lots of unanswered questions. Such as, aren’t Jesse and his sleeves and “choppers” due back in the 90s? Is he allowed to stay here in our time? How does that work?

It wasn’t until yesterday that news spread about Jesse James cheating on his wife Sandra Bullock, but she obviously knew about it before then, because she moved out on Monday. People magazine says…
The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before a report of infidelity by her husband surfaced, a source tells PEOPLE.
According to Forbes, Bullock is worth 85 million dollars, so all this retard James had to do was have sex with Sandra Bullock forever and he’d get to split 85 million dollars. If anyone has ever been this fucking stupid before, the government has kept it under wraps, so as not to embolden our enemies.

This easily could have been part of the post below, but Tyler does better in google when I have headlines like ‘Michelle Bombshell naked’ (full size pic here).
According to her bio, she’s in med school and 90 percent (90?) covered in ink. Sounds like she’ll be a good doctor. Unless she would have to estimate something on the human body for some crazy reason. “How big should the incision be doctor?” “Um, 7 feet.”
People are always claiming to be the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on a webcam, but the girl Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with really is. At least according to the bio on her soft core porn site.
Hi Boys, I’m Michelle Bombshell, the busty tattoo goddess of your dreams. I’m 90% covered in the most artistic tats ever, head to toe. Except for my DD boobs! I am the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on a webcam. Come have a hot and steamy affair with inked girls like me on live video.
With all those tats, I think she’s a big partier. But is she? Let’s find out together.
With all these tats, you might think I was a big partier. Sure, I get really wild in the sack with my men, but I’m actually a graduate student in college looking for the right sugardady to teach me and be my sexy mentor. If you like big boobs and tattoos, mine will be the perfect fit.
I finished two years of medical school – they didn’t like my forehead tat so much! Now, I especially love to have affairs with doctors. Their medical talk makes me hot! Want a LIVE anatomy show and tell? If you like fit chicks with big boobs and tattoos, you will find no hotter live American cam girl in the world!
Woah woah woah. By the way she was going on before I thought I wouldn’t ever find a hotter tattooed busty webcam goddess. Now it turns out I might if I go oversees somewhere. If I have a hot and steamy webcam affair, the girl better be the bustiest and most inked. Otherwise I would feel silly.

After she won the Academy Award for ‘The Blind Side’, Sandra Bullock broke down and cried as she thanked everyone, including Jesse James, her husband for the past 4 years. She would have been crying even more if she had known what Jesse was doing when she was actually making ‘The Blind Side’. The Daily Mail says…
…while Sandra was away shooting the film in Atlanta her husband was enjoying weekly meetings with Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee.
The two apparently met when McGee sent James a friend request because she hoped to model for him.
She claims James responded on his personal email, asking to meet her.
The affair allegedly started a week later when MCGee made the two-hour drive from her San Diego home to West Coast Choppers in LA.
McGee claimed in the magazine she was given the impression that the couple had separated.
‘I asked him, “What’s going on with you and Sandra?”,’ she told InTouch. ‘Jesse was evasive.
‘He said, “She doesn’t live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I can’t talk about it.”‘
McGee claims she stayed in contact with James for 11 months in total.
I hate this white trash retard so hopefully she’ll divorce him. His little tough guy act is so old and dated. Oohh, sleeves. And motorcycles. What a rebel. I’ve never seen that before. He should change his name to Sam Stereotype. And the T-Mobile commercial with Whoopi Goldberg and that faggity song. He’s one tough customer, no doubt about it.