Jessica Hart Topless And Covered For The June 2014 Issue Of Harper’s Bazaar Austrailia

By Lex May 22, 2014 @ 12:41 PM

Jessica Hart Topless And Covered For The June 2014 Issue Of Harper's Bazaar Austraila

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Taylor Swift Couldn’t Kill Jessica Hart

By Lex December 06, 2013 @ 7:14 PM

Jessica Hart Poses In A Pink Bikini For A Photoshoot At The Beach In Miami
Taylor Swift’s prom-less minions may have figured out how to scare Victoria’s Secret into firing Jessica Hart for her disloyal comment about Taylor’s fat hips or whatever, but they couldn’t stop making her better looking than their pufferfish-faced liege. Somebody else already hired Jessica Hart to flash her ass and gap-toothed grin for the cameras. Which just goes to show, good looking women trump pudgy anonymous online sycophants some of the time.

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Jessica Hart Poses In A Bikini For A Photoshoot In South Beach

By Lex December 05, 2013 @ 12:26 PM

Jessica Hart Poses In A Bikini For A Photoshoot In South Beach

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Victoria’s Secret Fires Jessica Hart Over Taylor Swift Diss

By Lex December 03, 2013 @ 1:42 PM

Jessica Hart Models Lingerie And Clothing For Victoria's Secret
I’ve warned people before about the retaliation factor of Taylor Swift crazy teen fan online Fascists. Her virtual army of early anxiety medicated B-students take to the digital airwaves like Taylor’s own Praetorian Guard, beating down even the slightest naysayer. The latest victim is gap-toothed model Jessica Hart who had the vagina balls to say that Taylor Swift could never cut it as a Victoria’s Secret angel because she lacked the poise and confidence of a runway model. She didn’t even attack Taylor’s flat ass or fishy lips. It mattered not. The Taylor Swift World War Z infected army formed a psychotic human blockade around the Victoria’s Secret factories in the jungles of Southeast Asia, forcing the lingerie company to bend to their demands to fire Jessica Hart . If Taylor Swift and her minions aren’t stopped soon, they will eventually take over large swaths of this planet with their culturally retarded Caliphate. Taylor needs to be stowed away somewhere in the center of a planet or a prison dimension. Her followers should be forced outside to play sports and socially interact and other activities where they are likely to be humbled back into submissive pouting states. Until then, the reign of terror continues. Even hot girls will not be immune.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret

Jessica Hart Almost Shows Off Her Boobs

By Lex October 03, 2013 @ 12:23 PM

Jessica Hart Bares Underboob For Monster Children Magazine Issue 40
It would be incredibly un-manly to judge a woman by her dating history. But this SI model Jessica Hart is knocking boots with Stavros Niachos, the lounge-about Greek shipping heir who used to bang Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and one of the anorexic Olsen twins. I think the one that helped Heath Ledger leave this planet. He didn’t nail them all at once, naturally, not even Tony Montana could hold enough cocaine to satisfy all three of those ladies. But each, in turn, in the men’s room of some VIP nightclub. I’m just not sure you can get a cooties shot strong enough to make me want to dive into that viral cocktail. And, yep, that sounded pretty gay.

Photo Credit: Monster Children Magazine

Jessica Hart is Braless

By Lex May 31, 2013 @ 12:51 PM

Jessica Hart Braless Leaving A Photoshoot In New York
I don’t want to live in a braless world. I want to live in a world where I decide who gets to wear bras and who doesn’t. The liberty to forgo undergarments in public is too powerful a choice to be given to the individual. Maybe that makes me a Fascist. Maybe that just makes me wise beyond comprehension. In the end, probably just an idiot who likes seeing twenty-something models with firm boobs poking their nipples through their tops.

Here’s model Jessica Hart showing off in public.

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