Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid And Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Paid

Fashion Week separates the wheat from the chaff. It's all fun and games to pretend you're hot at 5'1" with an obscenely plumped up bottoms and titties, but when these fashion houses are plunking down millions to sell simply stunning variations of the same shit they've all been selling for years, that's when the body shaming begins for real. Haute couture doesn't tolerate a fat ass. Tall, slender, and can you go...read more

Jessica Hart Ass Cheeks Back to Work

It's been a long year for Jessica Hart being on on Taylor Swift's shit list. Swift had Hart offed from the Victoria's Secret fashion show for failing to recognize Swift's superior genetics to every other human being on the planet. It's a simple ask. Taylor, you're the best. Your vagina smells like mint and kittens. A quick bow down before Zod and you're done. It takes just a couple minutes. Jessica Hart messed up and...

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Jessica Hart In Painted On Bikini

Jessica Hart posed for Porter Magazine in a painted on gold bikini. I feel weird when I wear boxer briefs at the Hard Rock pool because I forgot to bring swim trunks. Actually that might be justified. Even getting a massage and begging for a hand job afterwards seems oddly personal, and I'm covered in a towel no matter how many times I remove it. I feel none of this compares to the feeling of having the inner region...

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Taylor Swift Pulls Power Move

Taylor Swift has reportedlyblacklisted Victoria's Secret model Jessica Hart from their annual Parade of hot chicks prancing around in stupid shit. This comes after Hart made some disparaging comments about her, according to an anonymous Insider who could easily be a bored coked up janitor who works for the venue: "No one can know that Taylor requested Ms. Hart not be in the show; they want to keep that under wraps but...

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Jessica Hart In A See Through Top In The 2014 September Issue Of GQ

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Jessica Hart Topless And Covered For The June 2014 Issue Of Harper's Bazaar Austrailia

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Taylor Swift Couldn't Kill Jessica Hart

Taylor Swift's prom-less minions may have figured out how to scare Victoria's Secret into firing Jessica Hart for her disloyal comment about Taylor's fat hips or whatever, but they couldn't stop making her better looking than their pufferfish-faced liege. Somebody else already hired Jessica Hart to flash her ass and gap-toothed grin for the cameras. Which just goes to show, good looking women trump pudgy anonymous...

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Jessica Hart Poses In A Bikini For A Photoshoot In South Beach

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Victoria's Secret Fires Jessica Hart Over Taylor Swift Diss

I've warned people before about the retaliation factor of Taylor Swift crazy teen fan online Fascists. Her virtual army of early anxiety medicated B-students take to the digital airwaves like Taylor's own Praetorian Guard, beating down even the slightest naysayer. The latest victim is gap-toothed model Jessica Hart who had the vagina balls to say that Taylor Swift could never cut it as a Victoria's Secret angel...

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Jessica Hart Almost Shows Off Her Boobs

It would be incredibly un-manly to judge a woman by her dating history. But this SI model Jessica Hart is knocking boots with Stavros Niachos, the lounge-about Greek shipping heir who used to bang Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and one of the anorexic Olsen twins. I think the one that helped Heath Ledger leave this planet. He didn't nail them all at once, naturally, not even Tony Montana could hold enough cocaine to...

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Jessica Hart is Braless

I don't want to live in a braless world. I want to live in a world where I decide who gets to wear bras and who doesn't. The liberty to forgo undergarments in public is too powerful a choice to be given to the individual. Maybe that makes me a Fascist. Maybe that just makes me wise beyond comprehension. In the end, probably just an idiot who likes seeing twenty-something models with firm boobs poking their nipples...

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jessica and ashley hart are in bikinis

Jessica Hart (in the orange) is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, and she and her sister Ashley went to Central Park and played frisbee in bikinis. Then, with their skin glistening in the sun, they seductively ate some watermelon and adjusted their breasts. After that they took their tops off and started kissing and making out. No, not really. I just made that up. That would have been awesome though, huh. (note =...

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tuesday afternoon headlines

LADY GAGA - is a jerk according to Jerry Seinfeld. He was asked about her drunken antics at a Mets game last week in a private luxury box that he owns and did not give her permission to use. "The woman is a jerk. I hate her. I don't know why she's doing this stuff. I don't know what these young people think or how they promote their careers." After that he yelled at the interviewer to speak up and then complained...

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jessica hart is a good model

Australia must have the coolest vibe in the world because it seems like all their supermodels just go to the beach and hang out. Yesterday it was Victoria's Secret model Jessica Hart on Bondi Beach in Sydney. We don't get that here. Marisa Miller never puts on a tiny bikini and walks up and down the beach. Which really really sucks. Is there anything better than a hot girl with big tits walking around in a bikini?...

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Australia kicks ass, part 2

Apparently you can't walk 10 feet on an Australian beach without tripping over a blond model with perfect breasts, because yesterday Jessica Hart was walking around mostly naked at Bondi Beach in Sydney. She has one of those big gaps between her teeth, but flaws like that make hot girls more attainable, either because it chips away at their confidence or other guys are turned off. It's with this is mind that I've been...

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