07.13.2011 A Marine asked out Justin Timberlake too

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As you probably remember, a Marine stationed in Afghanistan posted a video on youtube last Thursday asking Mila Kunis to the Marine Corps Ball, and over the weekend during an interview with Justin Timberlake, she accepted. When she asked Justin if he would go too, he said, “They don’t want me! They want you. You need to do it for your country.”

Well it turns out at least one Marine does want him.

Corporal Kelsey De Santis, currently the only female serving at the Martial Arts Center for Excellence at Marine Corps Base Quantico, has since posted her own v-vite directed at Timberlake:
“So Justin, you want to call out my girl Mila. Well, I’m going to call you out and ask you to come to the Marine Corp Ball with me on November 12 in Washington DC,” De Santis said.
Timberlake’s rep was not immediately available for comment.

I’m slightly disappointed it was a girl who asked him out. Because either Justin would refuse and look like a dick, or accept and go out with a guy, or some Marines were planning on giving him a nice beating. I liked every possible outcome.

And now, unrelated pictures of Jessica Jane Clement from Loaded magazine.


02.02.2010 i think im in love

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British model and TV star Jessica-Jane Clement is in Thailand this week as part of her world tour to make flat chested girls feel bad about themselves, presumably sponsored by Allergan. And she’s worth every penny because she’s fantastic. Maybe even perfect. If she was on her knees as if to give me oral, even if she had blood and chunks of human flesh falling out of her mouth, I would still stick my penis in there.

(source = splash news exclusives)


10.23.2009 Smooth, bro. Smooth.

EXCLUSIVE: Jessica-Jane Clement On Holiday In Cyprus (USA AND OZ

‘The Real Hustle’ must be an amazing example of whatever it is because it’s host is Jessica-Jane Clement, and here she is today in Cyprus, Greece. The totally cool guy who got those sleeves because they mean a lot to him and NOT because he’s a mindless jackass who does what everyone does is her boyfriend.

He’s a hairdresser. But not one of those gay ones. As you can see, he’s a bad ass hardcore hairdresser. I hope he doesn’t catch me staring at his girl! He might throw that blue liquid he soaks his combs in all over my shirt!

(20 more full size pics start here.  source = flynet exclusives)