10.04.2007 JESSICA KRAMER IS FUN

X17 Online has some pictures of Tommy Lee and a girl who is almost certainly Jessica Kramer, who was made famous last week and now is the undisputed funnest girl in the world.  She’s has huge boobs and she’s not afraid to use them.  Last week she said she was a little freaked out by her sudden notoriety.  So this probably won't help.  If Jessica is having a hard time, I'd like to mention that my semen is said to have healing properties.  Once it even gave a blind paraplegic girl the ability to see.  And jump around. And scream. And dial a phone. Although … wait … now that I think about, that girl might have just been asleep.

NSFW galleries of Jessica here and here.  Her NSFW official site here and her myspace here.




09.26.2007 UPDATE - THE MYSTERY GIRL REVEALED

Since the dawn of time, man has wondered, "who was that drunk chick with the huge boobs in that video yesterday?"  And now, thanks to Shaun and his noble pursuit of girls with kick ass racks, it turns out she might be internet model Jessica Kramer (NSFW link to her site here).  Her hobbies include shopping, water skiing, and giving me a near painful erection.  She also enjoys going to clubs, dancing, and having boobs so awesome they mock our laws of physics.

UPDATE - went to Jessica's myspace, traded emails and she confirmed it is her.  She said:

Unfortunately it is me. It was my friends birthday and everyone was buying us shots we started at 6pm watching the game at a local sports bar before making our way to Crimson. I had no idea they were filming until the end. I am so embarrassed but I guess there is nothing I can do about it now but I want to clear something up so maybe you can help: I've been reading some of the posts and people are saying my boobs are fake and they are absolutely real.  Anyways hope you have a great day.