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I keep forgetting who Jessica Lowndes is. Then her tits show up and I look her up again on IMDB. I suppose that’s the power of a good bustier. It makes your search IMDB. Shit, I just forgot who she was again. Oh, wait, those amazing tits. Hang on.
Here’s Jessica on the red carpet of something important today.
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You’ve probably not seen that rebooted 90210 TV show. Unless you fall into the category of being pussy whipped or like staring at dudes with their shirts off or you’re like my cousin Cooper who lies to his wife about hanging out at Navy bars despite never serving in the military, both. But then you don’t get to see a whole bunch of good looking girls who fill the casts of pretty much every shitty CW show. Girls like Jessica Lowndes who is probably mostly known only to teen girls and my down low cousin. But she looks really good in a bikini. That’s enough to get you in front of a casting director. If you take it off, it’s enough to get you to the next round.
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LINDSAY LOHAN – was believed to be the favorite to play Victoria Gotti because Gotti is friends with Lindsays mom and was demanding it. Not true. “Though it was said that I insisted she play my part, that’s not true. I didn’t insist and actually have no say in who gets the part.” So if Lindsay gets it, it will be because she was perfect for the role. Nothing says “Italian” more than pink skin and freckles. (page six)
COWBOYS AND ALIENS – has a new trailer out this morning, coming on the heels of yesterdays new trailers for Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Taylor Lautner in Abduction. Taylors character is much like Jason Bourne, if Bourne were in high school, never closed his mouth, was constantly baffled by everything around him and sounded like a woman. (apple, apple, youtube)
DIDDY – is demanding $45,000 from clubs in New York City for the honor of hosting his after party during his tour, but no one wants to pay. It’s an enticing offer: a pretentious jackass, unbearable music, and a room packed with concealed weapons held by people who don’t know how to aim. Can I host it twice! (nyp)
JESSICA LOWNDES – was in London last night going to clubs, and she wore this see thru top because it was easier than flailing her arms around and yelling, “hey everyone, look at me!” (splash and wenn)
Sometimes attractive-sometimes not 90210 star Jessica Lowndes was a party last night for something that I forgot to write the name down for, but all that matters is that Jessica got a push up bra. These could actually be the definitive Jessica Lowndes pictures. She’s like a partially finished rubiks cube. From the right angle, everything looks great, but move slightly and suddenly you realize everything is all fucked up.