Jessica Simpson is really really pregnant, part 2

By brendon November 30, 2011 @ 2:36 PM


I know we just covered this but Jessica Simpson was out in New York this morning and holy shit. That baby is either a bear or it has gigantism. Or she had sex with the Hulk but as far as I know he’s not even real. And she told Access Hollywood she isn’t due until spring, so she might only be 5 months pregnant here. She’s only 5’2″, her poor vagina is gonna get annihilated if this moose tries to go through there. If she ever has another baby the delivery is gonna look like a kid coming out of a water slide.

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Jessica Simpson is really really pregnant

By brendon November 30, 2011 @ 8:09 AM


Jessica Simpson went to the Footwear News Achievement Awards last night in New York, and not only proved beyond any doubt that she’s pregnant, but also that she’ll attend literally anything if you tell her there’ll be cameras there.

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Jessica Simpson doesn’t give a f**k anymore

By brendon November 22, 2011 @ 5:18 PM


When Jessica Simpson posted this picture on twitter a few weeks ago, it seemed like she might try to keep herself together while she’s pregnant, but last night she and her giant-headed fiance Eric Johnson went to a birthday party for her nephew (Ashlee Simpsons son Bronx) and clearly that won’t be the case.

No makeup, a Harley Davidson shirt, sweatpants, and uggs. Out in public.

Years from now Bronx will say the greatest gift he received on his birthday was a terrifying fear of not pulling out.

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Jessica Simpson confirms shes pregnant

By brendon October 31, 2011 @ 6:01 PM


Just about an hour ago on her twitter, Jessica Simpson confirmed the rumor that shes pregnant by posting these pictures with the caption…

“It’s true – I’m going to be a mummy!”

So really you can see why it’s her fault that I attacked her with fire.

Jessica Simpson definitely seems pregnanant

By brendon October 25, 2011 @ 12:43 PM


Though she still hasn’t made any kind of announcement, Jessica Simpson once again looked very pregnant yesterday New York. Either that or she’s learned to unhinge her jaw like a python and swallowed a pig. To be honest both theories seem equally likely.

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Jessica Simpson is pregnant

By brendon October 24, 2011 @ 10:03 AM


Jessica Simpson has yet to officially confirm that she’s pregnant, but she was at LAX yesterday in a bodysuit and it seems safe to say she’s officially pregnant. And considering she went to the Chilis inside the airport yesterday, she’s clearly already said fuck it. It will be great to watch how fat she gets. I bet the answer is, “very.” By January she’ll need a jet pack just to get off the toilet.

(source = bauer griffin)