By brendon December 17, 2012 @ 2:40 PM
Jessica Simpsons best friend is her former personal assistant CaCee Cobb, and Zach Braffs best friend is his former ‘Scrubs’ co-star Donald Faison, so of course Simpson and Braff were a bridesmaid and groomsman when Cobb and Faison got married this weekend in LA.
It’s worth noting that Jessica, who hasn’t officially confirmed that she’s pregnant again, looks pretty pregnant, even in blurry pictures and a black dress.
Also of note are the pictures of the evil witch who puts a curse on interracial relationships, the one that every dad in the south warns their daughters about.
(image source = inf)
By brendon December 07, 2012 @ 2:05 PM
After a very very very slow start, but before announcing she was pregnant again, it seemed like Jessica Simpson had made real progress on her diet and deal with Weight Watchers. In fact she looked awesome, she lost 20 pounds, and it would be a real testament to her hard work and discipline if it had anything to do with that.
“Jessica really didn’t start showing a significant amount of weight loss until the last couple of months, after she became pregnant with her second child,” said a family insider. “She now believes that she conceived at the end of September.”
Of course there is a plan that keeps a girl in that zone between losing weight due to morning sickness and gaining weight as the pregnancy develops, and that’s to tell Chris Brown that you’re two months pregnant and get pushed down the stairs.
(image source of jessica house hunting in la yesterday – pacific coast)
By brendon November 20, 2012 @ 6:23 PM
Jessica Simpson tweeted a picture today from the set of her second Weight Watchers commercial, which seems to show her whole body this time (unlike the first one). If so it’s a good idea because when she’s standing up, she actually looks pretty good. When she sits down however, everything sorta goes to hell, as if she just sat on an air compressor.
(image source = splash)
By brendon November 01, 2012 @ 3:58 PM
I was hoping there would be some more paparazzi pictures of Jessica Simpson in her Halloween outfit, so that I may hold them gently, ast you would a lover. But there’s not (so far) which sucks because she looked amazing. I have no idea how and I don’t really care. I don’t know what an electron does or understand how cameras work either, so whatever, this is just one more thing on the pile.
By brendon October 29, 2012 @ 1:25 PM
Joe Simpson is in the middle of a scandal claiming he’s recently come out of the closet and has a young twink boyfriend, and on Friday he ran some errands in this darling sweater and sneakers that matched his little outfit. Oh for cute!
Of course coordinating his shoes doesn’t mean he’s gay. It’s the fact that he’s wearing an outfit that makes him gay. That and he lives with Ashley and Jessica Simpson, which would turn anyone against women.
(image source = pacific coast)
By brendon October 24, 2012 @ 2:13 PM
After 34 years of marriage, many people were surprised when Joe and Tina Simpson, the parents of Jessica Simpson and Jessica Simpson’s sister, filed for divorce last month, but you know who I bet wasn’t surprised? Joe’s teenage boyfriend.
…not only has a family source told the Enquirer that 54-year-old Joe came out of the closet, (but) the former youth pastor and Baptist minister has a 20-something boy toy!
“Joe got the family together about two months ago and came out of the closet,” an insider divulged. “He told them that he’d tried to continue in his marriage to Tina, but he couldn’t go on any longer and deny the fact that he had these feelings for men.”
And yeah I know his “boy toy” is 20 and not a teenager but “teenage” sounded so much better. And who cares, this whole story is ridiculous anyway. I know a straight guy when I see one, and a youth pastor who wears bronzer and goes to hair salons is obviously into chicks.