Jessica Simpsons fiancé Eric Johnson was still married when he and Jessica started dating, and now it turns out he might have been cheating on both of them. But don’t get too excited because it was in the lamest way possible.
Simpson may have thought Johsnons marriage to Keri Johnson was well and truly over by the time she started dating him, but sources exclusively tell Star that the former NFL player was actually sleeping with both of them at the same time.
This guy is really sort of a doofus but it does seem like he stumbled onto a loophole when it comes to cheating. It’s gonna be pretty hard for Jessica to take the moral high ground when the fight begins with her asking, “you cheated on me with your wife?”
Jessica Simpson wore some short shorts and high heels to go to a photo shoot yesterday, and it’s honestly hard to tell if she’s lost any weight or not. But it is worth noting that she isn’t leaving in these pictures. She was just going from car to car in the parking lot and telling her assistant, “What about this one, is there any food in this one? Check under the seats.”
Losing weight is hard and takes discipline, and Jessica Simpson is lazy and spoiled, so naturally she got tired of dieting to lose weight after giving birth almost immediately and asked doctors to give her a gastric by-pass. Twice.
“After having her daughter Maxwell, Jessica felt there was no way she could ever lose the weight on her own because she has struggled so much in the past and her post partum weight seemed to be growing, so like a true Hollywood girl, she sought out a quick surgical fix – lap band surgery!”
But they turned her down of course because at that point she had made more trips to the doctor than the gym. She’s hungry, not morbidly obese. (*)
(*) but still fat enough to put up pictures of lucy pinder in lingerie instead of jessica.
Jessica Simpson stretched out a pair of her old daisy dukes today to go to lunch at Shutters in Santa Monica, and I’m not sure how this is possible, but she looked pretty good. She still looked enormous just 10 days ago at LAX, but now she looks ok. Hopefully her friend won’t let her forget she’s on a diet. Or where she lives, since parts of Santa Monica can get a little dicey at night.
Jessica Simpson gave birth four months ago on May 1st, and Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth on May 7th, and Jessica and Alessandra are both from Earth, and that’s where the similarities end. Because Jessica looks like she would break her leg if she tried to run, while Alessandra looks like I would break her leg if she tried to run away.
Jessica Simpsons Weight Watchers commercial premiered today, and I can’t tell if it’s for a diet or a whitening toothpaste. Because her teeth look terrific, but she’s big as a house and you can tell even though they only show her from the neck up. YOU’RE NOT FOOLIN ME, BIG ASS! They should just create a toothpaste named White Watchers and pretend this was for that.
(image source of jessica in new york today = fame/flynet)