Jessica Simpson doesn’t give a f**k anymore

By brendon November 22, 2011 @ 5:18 PM

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When Jessica Simpson posted this picture on twitter a few weeks ago, it seemed like she might try to keep herself together while she’s pregnant, but last night she and her giant-headed fiance Eric Johnson went to a birthday party for her nephew (Ashlee Simpsons son Bronx) and clearly that won’t be the case.

No makeup, a Harley Davidson shirt, sweatpants, and uggs. Out in public.

Years from now Bronx will say the greatest gift he received on his birthday was a terrifying fear of not pulling out.

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Jessica Simpson confirms shes pregnant

By brendon October 31, 2011 @ 6:01 PM

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Just about an hour ago on her twitter, Jessica Simpson confirmed the rumor that shes pregnant by posting these pictures with the caption…

“It’s true – I’m going to be a mummy!”

So really you can see why it’s her fault that I attacked her with fire.

Jessica Simpson definitely seems pregnanant

By brendon October 25, 2011 @ 12:43 PM

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Though she still hasn’t made any kind of announcement, Jessica Simpson once again looked very pregnant yesterday New York. Either that or she’s learned to unhinge her jaw like a python and swallowed a pig. To be honest both theories seem equally likely.

(source = bauer griffin)

Jessica Simpson is pregnant

By brendon October 24, 2011 @ 10:03 AM

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Jessica Simpson has yet to officially confirm that she’s pregnant, but she was at LAX yesterday in a bodysuit and it seems safe to say she’s officially pregnant. And considering she went to the Chilis inside the airport yesterday, she’s clearly already said fuck it. It will be great to watch how fat she gets. I bet the answer is, “very.” By January she’ll need a jet pack just to get off the toilet.

(source = bauer griffin)

is Jessica Simpson pregnant or not?

By brendon October 14, 2011 @ 10:41 AM

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Jessica Simpson was out in West Hollywood yesterday, and it’s still not clear if she’s pregnant. I hope she is because we’ll absolutely see her out with a carriage one day and she’ll leave it in the rain and come out and it’ll be full of water, and there will be a goose in there swimming around and squirrels washing their food in it. This chicks an idiot.

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Jessica Simpson is or is not pregnant

By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 4:28 PM

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Jessica Simpson has yet to confirm or deny the rumor that she’s pregnant, but she landed in New Orleans last night and the photo agency who took these pictures said she was. So there you have it. That’s all the proof I need. The only question now is when will she have a second one, and will the daily liter of Axe body spray her doofus fiance no doubt wears affect the baby?

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