By Lex February 10, 2014 @ 6:45 PM
Jessie Andrews is attempting the delicate maneuver of backing down from double-dildo porn action into playful bikini modeling. A few of the more prolific porn stars have tried to pull this professional de-escalation in the past to mostly poor results. Porn is like a kid from the wrong side of the tracks in a John Hughes movie trying to fit in with the rich kids, some preppy shitface will always come along and humble you in front of a bunch of girls. Then you have to go do something self-destructive just to prove to yourself what you knew all along — you’re an outsider. Something like, oh, I don’t know, porn.
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By brendon November 05, 2012 @ 2:31 PM
Miley Cyrus is joined by porn star Jessie Andrews (though the term “star” is being thrown around very loosely in this case) in the video for her song ‘Decisions’, and that would have been the last anyone would have ever heard of it except Sex.com now says they’ll pay Miley 1 million dollars if she’ll shoot the video again, except this time with way less clothes, and way more girl on girl kissing.
Sex.com just sent Miley’s reps a letter, offering to compensate the singer “extremely well” for her participation in a softcore girl-on-girl make out sesh with porn star Jessie Andrews … and remake the entire music video into a sexy softcore PORNO.
It’s just a naked make out, but if Miley wants to make sex part of the deal, that’s cool too — Martin writes, “How far Miley chooses she wants to go is entirely up to her.”
TIL it’s not illegal to approach girls who are built like 15-year olds and offer them money to take their clothes off and kiss while you film it. Which means I threw my hard drive in the oven for nothing when that cop parked across the street last week.
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