Jessie J Suddenly Seems Very Interesting

By Travis January 28, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

You can tell a lot about a party by the guests in attendance, so I’m not sure what it says about Republic Records that the biggest names on the red carpet at its post-Grammys party were Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend, Chris Brown’s girlfriend and Audrina Partridge. But Jessie J was also there, so I guess she was probably the most famous person in attendance, and even if she wasn’t, I’ll give her that title based solely on her red carpet side boob performance. It’s funny how I can’t name a single song this woman has performed, but I can probably give a six-hour physics lesson at Harvard based solely on the angles of her exposed breast. Modern science is wonderful like that.

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Jessie J Sort Of Strips Down In ‘Wild’ (VIDEO)

By Travis May 29, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Despite having a name that makes her sound like a character from Jem and the Holograms, Jessie J has always seemed pretty normal in comparison to today’s other pop stars. She’s not incredibly hot and a lot of times she looks like the female villain in an 80s James Bond film, but she is supposedly bisexual, so that usually counts for something.

In her new video for “WILD”, featuring Big Sean and some other guy, she strips down to a strange kind of robot grandmother bathing suit while she rubs her head and makes mean faces into a camera. It’s pretty standard for a pop video, except she spends the first 45 seconds walking to the set, and by then I’ve already switched to porn.