If Jewel wants attention, and it would seem she does, she shouldn’t have posed for bikini pictures on Halloween weekend. If she ended up competing with hot girls in slutty costumes, she would get killed, and thx to sexy bitches like Kim Kardashian and Kimberly Phillips, that’s exactly what happened. Jewel should have waited until someone died or something. Someone like Julia Roberts. So people would be sad, but not that sad. I mean, c’mon, who cares. On a day like that Jewel bikini pictures would seem quite nice. So there it is. The lesson is clear: we must kill Julia Roberts!
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Jewel spent last week in the Bahamas with her husband the cowboy, and maybe it was all the kick-ass weed over there but she lightened the hell up just long enough to take a picture in a bikini (full size pic here) and then post it on twitter (here).
I’m sure someone like her finds it demeaning to get attention for her body because she’s such a class act, but if she insists on not going to the orthodontist she needs to do stuff like this. If you just saw her body you’d think you we’re looking at an ex-Playmate. If you just saw her teeth you’d think you we’re looking at something with paws and infested with ticks.
Jewel walked the red carpet last night at the Country Bear Jamboree Music Awards and showed off her lumpy rack. Because, you know, why wouldn't she? I'm not even remotely joking when i say I could stand with both feet on a basketball and with mittens on my hands and do a better job at putting in implants. It looks like they're made out of bags of ice. There's no way that's what she asked for.
