Jim Carrey was in Queens today, filming a guest appearance on ‘30 Rock’, and he was running around and yelling and he had a wacky outfit. Do you see it? He’s got a bow tie, and a big mustache. The mustache is funny because mustaches aren’t usually that big. Do you not get it? He probably has a really funny name too, like Mr. Bananas.
Now you see why NBC had to cancel ‘Community’. They just couldn’t keep up with this kind of razor sharp comedy.
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Jim Carey announced on Twitter last night that he and Jenny McCarthy have broken up after dating for almost 5 years. Many were surprised by this revelation, because it means that people are following Jim Carey on Twitter for some inexplicable reason.
Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^>
And Jenny bid a fond farewell in 140 characters or less too.
I’ m so grateful for the years Jim and I had together. I will stay committed to Jane and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart.
Jim Carey is an idiot so Jenny is screwed now. There aren’t many people left dumb enough to put up with her. Because she doesn’t believe in vaccines or science or dinosaurs or whatever. She better hope they never cure autism because a rich guy with that might be her last chance.
Jenny McCarthy first got famous in 1993 when she showed her vagina in Playboy, but really found her calling when her 2-year old son was diagnosed with not-autism then not-autism then not-autism then autism (1). So clearly her son had autism, and she blamed vaccines for giving it to him. Specifically the measles vaccine, which up until 1999 contained mercury. Jennys son was born in 2002 and did not receive a vaccine with mercury (2), but she spoke out to have it banned anyway. Again. Extra-banned, and for kids like her son who didn’t get it in the first place to not get it even more in the future. Because now he’s cured. But not really. Or maybe he never had it to begin with. Either way, all that public speaking has led Oprah Winfrey to give Jenny her very own talk-show!
McCarthy has inked a multi-year overall deal with Winfrey’s Harpo Prods. to develop projects on different platforms, including a syndicated talk show that the actress/author would host.
McCarthy talked to the chat queen about her struggles with her son’s autism in conjunction with the releases of her best-selling books “Louder Than Words: A Mother’s Journey in Healing Autism” and “Mother Warriors: A Nation of Parents Healing Autism Against All Odds.” McCarthy also was part of Winfrey’s Friday Live panels twice, including this past Friday.
The worst thing about Jennys baseless hippie ramblings is that it gives people false hope. People like me, because I live next door to this couple with two little cunts who stand outside and scream all day. If I thought for one second the measles vaccine could miraculously transform them into nearly invisible mutes I would stab them in the heart with it.
For years Hollywood has tried to make a "Three Stooges" movie, but could never to find three actors good enough at physical comedy to recreate such recognizable characters. So now they’re just gonna just stop trying and make the movie anyway. Variety says…
MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for "The Three Stooges."
Sean Penn will play Larry, and negotiations are underway with Jim Carrey to play Curly, with the actor already making plans to gain 40 pounds to approximate the physical dimensions of Jerome "Curly" Howard.
The studio is zeroing in on Benicio Del Toro to play Moe.
The film is not a biopic, but rather a comedy built around the antics of the three characters.
I just hope they have some kind of disclaimer so I can tell between the new version and the old one. If they don’t, I’ll just have to remember that in the old version, it was Larry who was Puerto Rican and mumbled incoherently, and Moe was the middle-aged one who was super angry and took human growth hormones. In the movie version, it’s the opposite.
Jim Carrey and his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy are in Hawaii this week, tasking a well deserved break from whatever the hell it is rich people do. Jenny looks hot but Jim is really not aging well. That crazy diet he does has him looking all gaunt and crazy. Not like me. I'm a hunk, as you could probably tell by my shark tooth necklace and tiny safari shorts.
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Jim Carey and his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy were in Malibu this weekend for a Fourth of July party when Jim saw a joke in the works and put on Jenny’s swimsuit. I bet he said something crazy when he came out, like, "Does this make me look fat?" Ha. Haha. You see, it's funny because normally a gentleman would not wear a ladies swimsuit. And then walk around. Get it? Do you get it? He and Robin Williams are the kings of this kind of wacky comedy. Because screaming something quickly is the same thing as having a joke. Oh look, now Robin is taking that reporters notes and pretending it’s a hat. Oh golly. Now he’s acting like it’s a handkerchief for a sport coat and doing a crazy "gay" voice. You know those gays. Always fiddling with their handkerchiefs.
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