Jim Carrey Creeping On Random Kids

After Jim Carrey went on a Twitter rampage naming all the red herrings of the anti vaccine movement which have long been disproven, it turns out he was tweeting pictures of random people's kids with autismwithout their permission to make his case. It's unclear where he got the photos. Did he just spend an afternoon Googling '14 Year Old Boys with Problems' and should we be concerned? The boy's mom saw the tweet and...read more

Jim Carrey Can't Let Go

It's one thing to repeat stupid pamphlet shit the chick you're banging is selling, it's another to let it linger after the scent of her sex is long gone. If Jenny McCarthy was bouncing around on yourcock howlingthat vaccines cause autism, you'd be Magic Marker-ing up inane signs and attending rallies at the Coffee Bean yourself. Men kill for good pussy. You can back some unfounded science for the same. But that...read more

Shia LaBeouf Is Whining Again

Shia LaBeouf came out of "retirement" to address a joke Jim Carrey made at the Golden Globes. On Sunday's broadcast the formerly funny Carrey mockedShia's plagiarism scandal by saying, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard… I believe it was Shia LaBeouf who said that." The rapidly unretired Labeouf, decided that he had to hit back the only way he knows how: with unattributed quotes and nonsense. He Tweeted, "If you explain...read more

Jim Carrey Doesn't Like "Kick-Ass 2" Now That The Check Has Cleared

Jim Carrey has decided to bite the hand that's still willing to pay him millions to make stupid faces by dissing his upcoming movie Kick-Ass 2. It seems that Ace Ventura has a problem with all of the violence in the film. Carrey plays Colonel Stars And Stripes, a vigilante that teams up with Kick-Ass. He Tweeted: "I did Kickass a month b4 Sandy Hook and now in all good conscience I cannot support that level of...read more

Jim Carrey Is Feuding With Fox News Over A Stupid Song (Video)

Jim Carrey returned to the big screen for the first time in nearly two years with The Incredible Burt Wonderstone earlier this month, and so far it has been a huge bomb. But even if the film were a smash hit, people wouldn't be talking about it, because it's his recent Funny or Die effort that has people freaking out and stockpiling ammo for the coming Civil War. Entitled "Cold Dead Hand", Carrey's music video...read more

Jim Carrey has responded to Jenny McCarthy

To recap; Jenny McCarthy thinks Jim Carrey should still be a father-figure to her 10-year-old son Evan, even though it's not his kid and they broke up two years ago. And if Jenny finds a new boyfriend or husband at some point, even better. I think we can all agree that, ideally, the kids bedroom will be filled with every man Jenny McCarthy has ever dated. Shockingly, Jim Carrey disagrees, and so he released this...read more

Jim Carrey "turned his back" on Jenny McCarthys son

Us magazine says that Jenny McCarthy is deeply hurt because Jim Carry no longer spends time with her 10-year old son, something she apparently didn't anticipate when she and Carrey broke up two years ago. McCarthy says Carrey has completely turned his back on McCarthy's autistic son Evan, 10, following their 2010 split. "I've tried to ask Jim numerous times to see Evan, because my son still asks (about him) almost...read more

It was all a terrifying joke

Yesterday Jim Carrey posted a perplexing video on youtube professing his love for Emma Stone, whom he has never met and who really isn't that great. But not to worry, because later he went on his twitter and explained it was all a joke. Ha-ha? Yes, my msg to Emma Stone was a comedy routine and the funniest part is that everything i said is tru. And then later he wrote... People often ask me if i'm being funny or...read more

Jim Carrey is insane, hearts Emma Stone

As far as I can tell Jim Carey has never even met Emma Stone, but, no, really Jim, please don't let that dissuade you in any way from telling the entire world how badly you want to fuck her. Here's a transcript. "I just wanted to let you know that I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little...read more