Jim Carrey Did Nothing Wrong

February 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jim Carrey is a man who has earned many monikers over the years. The aliases that the general public are most familiar with it comes to Carrey are crazy comedian canuck,  DMT evangelist, free spirited herpes dealer, and alleged killer of Cathriona White. But lucky for Jim he can scratch the last one off the […]

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Blind Item: Sexually Assaulted Co-Star Back For More Abuse In Franchise Reboot

February 2, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Did he sexually harass you? Yes
Did he sexually assault you? Yes. Did he treat you like crap most days you worked with him? Yes. Are you in debt and need a job desperately? Yes. So, will you work with him again and pretend he is the greatest? Yes. Welcome to the world of this reboot from back in the day that was a big hit for an at the time A+ lister and his co-star who has been in and out of the tabloid news the past year or two.

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Tommy Lee Jones Hates Joker Jim Carey

October 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jim Carrey must feel enough burn to still talk about how a peer feels personally about his brand of comedy. Almost the same amount of burn the alleged bumps in Carey’s pants would cause.

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If the Bumps Ain’t Legit, You Must Acquit

October 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing good comes of the family of a dead woman suing the rich guy she used to date before offing herself. If you discount the possibility of money.

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Jim Carrey Goes Crazy

September 13, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Canadians are a peculiar group of people. Any nation of human beings that believe Swiss Chalet sauce is fit for human consumption while wild moose roam around will look at life a little differently from your average American. 

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Jim Carrey Ain’t Paying for Shit

July 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The parents of Jim Carrey’s ex-girlfriend who killed herself in a fit of depression have amended their civil suit against Jim Carrey to include the fact he failed to pay for their daughter’s funeral expenses as he promised. 

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Jim Carrey Gives the Gifts That Keep on Flaring

October 12, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The mother of Jim Carrey’s deceased girlfriend Cahtriona White is suing Carrey for wrongful death. It’s pretty crazy that a jury can rule you killed someone and your punishment is having to pay a shitload of money. Maybe we should have a flat rate on this. Why should you pay more money after killing someone just because you have more cash? Certainly it’s not done this way in Norway.

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Douche Wants Jim Carrey’s Money

September 30, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The loser Scientologist estranged husband of Jim Carrey’s dead girlfriend is suing him for her wrongful death, in hopes that next time a loved one dies he can afford to attend the funeral.

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Jim Carrey Is A Real Life Mad Hatter

September 19, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

There are no free lunches in life. Hence if you look gloriously insane you probably are. Cue Jim Carrey. Carrey is best friends with Nicolas Cage. That statement should stand on its own.

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Jim Carrey Creeping On Random Kids

July 3, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

After Jim Carrey went on a Twitter rampage naming all the red herrings of the anti vaccine movement which have long been disproven, it turns out he was tweeting pictures of random people’s kids with autism without their permission to make his case. It’s unclear where he got the photos. Did he just spend an afternoon […]

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