Jim Carrey Gives the Gifts That Keep on Flaring

The mother of Jim Carrey's deceased girlfriend Cahtriona White is suing Carrey for wrongful death. It's pretty crazy that a jury can rule you killed someone and your punishment is having to pay a shitload of money. Maybe we should have a flat rate on this. Why should you... read more

Douche Wants Jim Carrey's Money

The loser Scientologist estranged husband of Jim Carrey's dead girlfriend is suing him for her wrongful death, in hopes that next time a loved one dies he can afford to attend the funeral. read more

Jim Carrey Is A Real Life Mad Hatter

There are no free lunches in life. Hence if you look gloriously insane you probably are. Cue Jim Carrey. Carrey is best friends with Nicolas Cage. That statement should stand on its own. read more

Jim Carrey Creeping On Random Kids

After Jim Carrey went on a Twitter rampage naming all the red herrings of the anti vaccine movement which have long been disproven, it turns out he was tweeting pictures of random people's kids with autismwithout their permission to make his case. It's unclear where he... read more

Jim Carrey Can't Let Go

It's one thing to repeat stupid pamphlet shit the chick you're banging is selling, it's another to let it linger after the scent of her sex is long gone. If Jenny McCarthy was bouncing around on yourcock howlingthat vaccines cause autism, you'd be Magic Marker-ing up... read more

Shia LaBeouf Is Whining Again

Shia LaBeouf came out of "retirement" to address a joke Jim Carrey made at the Golden Globes. On Sunday's broadcast the formerly funny Carrey mockedShia's plagiarism scandal by saying, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard… I believe it was Shia LaBeouf who said that." The... read more

Jim Carrey Doesn't Like "Kick-Ass 2" Now That The Check Has Cleared

Jim Carrey has decided to bite the hand that's still willing to pay him millions to make stupid faces by dissing his upcoming movie Kick-Ass 2. It seems that Ace Ventura has a problem with all of the violence in the film. Carrey plays Colonel Stars And Stripes, a... read more

Jim Carrey Is Feuding With Fox News Over A Stupid Song (Video)

Jim Carrey returned to the big screen for the first time in nearly two years with The Incredible Burt Wonderstone earlier this month, and so far it has been a huge bomb. But even if the film were a smash hit, people wouldn't be talking about it, because it's his recent... read more

Jim Carrey has responded to Jenny McCarthy

To recap; Jenny McCarthy thinks Jim Carrey should still be a father-figure to her 10-year-old son Evan, even though it's not his kid and they broke up two years ago. And if Jenny finds a new boyfriend or husband at some point, even better. I think we can all agree that,... read more

Jim Carrey "turned his back" on Jenny McCarthys son

Us magazine says that Jenny McCarthy is deeply hurt because Jim Carry no longer spends time with her 10-year old son, something she apparently didn't anticipate when she and Carrey broke up two years ago. McCarthy says Carrey has completely turned his back on McCarthy's... read more

It was all a terrifying joke

Yesterday Jim Carrey posted a perplexing video on youtube professing his love for Emma Stone, whom he has never met and who really isn't that great. But not to worry, because later he went on his twitter and explained it was all a joke. Ha-ha? Yes, my msg to Emma Stone... read more

Jim Carrey is insane, hearts Emma Stone

As far as I can tell Jim Carey has never even met Emma Stone, but, no, really Jim, please don't let that dissuade you in any way from telling the entire world how badly you want to fuck her. Here's a transcript. "I just wanted to let you know that I think you're all the... read more