Do You Know My Name? Yep, It’s Guilty

By Lex May 02, 2013 @ 4:56 PM

Reese Witherspoon pled no contest today in Atlanta to charges of being a completely annoying bitch at the scene of her husband’s crime. We can say ‘crime’ because Jim Toth pled guilty to DUI at the same time. Which is a actual crime, for which he got the dreaded alcohol rehab sentence and a stiff fake warning from the judge. This isn’t your daddy’s Georgia.

Updated: TMZ just put out the dash cam video of the arrest. Meh, Reese is only mildly fucking annoying. But the best is the tail end when her husband tries to distance himself from her getting up in the officer’s face. Fucking Jim.

Reese Witherspoon got married

By brendon March 28, 2011 @ 1:42 PM

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Reese Witherspoon and her agent Jim Toth got married at her ranch in Ojai Saturday night in front of about 120 guests, including fancy Hollywood stars like Sean Penn, Ryan Phillippe, Scarlett Johansson, Renee Zellweger, Robert Downy Jr., Tobey Maguire, Matthew McConaughey, Alyssa Milano, Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen. Granted these pictures only show a few of them and they’re pretty blurry, so they don’t prove much. Except for the existence of doves, if you were still on the fence about that.