Jimmy Kimmel Raising His Kids Better Than You

November 5, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I don’t understand how pretending to be broke wouldn’t work. Maybe if you avoided purchasing cars that cost the amount of a house your kids would conclude you’re just like every other parent in the neighborhood. 

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The Emmys Sucked

September 20, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Emmys drew their lowest ratings in the 68 year history of the show, which means people might be coming around. On the negative side that means 11.4 million idiots still watched them.

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Waiting for Gadot’s Tits to Grow

March 18, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Gal Gadot, the Israeli actress who plays Wonder Woman in four to twenty-seven Marvel Movies, has small tits. Too small. This according to comic book nerds who feel that a mosquit0-bitten Wonder Woman isn’t true to the busty original. And those guys know a lot about breasts. Cartoon breasts. Will this stop them from masturbating to her? […]

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Jimmy Kimmel And Kanye West Are Friends Again (VIDEO)

October 10, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

After their little Twitter feud last week, Jimmy Kimmel welcomed Kanye West on his show last night so they could clear the air about the rapper’s grievances with the talk show host’s decision to parody his recent interview with BBC One. For the most part, the interview went pretty well, but it basically came down […]

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Jimmy Kimmel Is Feuding With Kanye West (VIDEO)

September 27, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Last night, Kanye West went on a caps lock-laced tirade on Twitter as he started a new feud with late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel over a bit that he did on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Basically, Jimmy used child actors to recreate Kanye’s recent interview with the BBC, in which he claimed that he […]

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Jimmy Kimmel Proves The Media Is Full Of Unoriginal Idiots (VIDEO)

September 18, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been done for a while, regardless of what they or anyone else said, because he’s trying to become a serious actor and she’s more interested in rubbing her ass all over Robin Thicke, pretending to rap and sticking her tongue out for Terry Richardson. But when news finally broke […]

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Justin Bieber’s Fans Are Idiots (VIDEO)

June 28, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Jimmy Kimmel sent a fake reporter out in Los Angeles the other night before Justin Bieber‘s show at the Staples Center to ask his fans some made-up questions for his “Lie Witness News” segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Among the things that he asked were whether or not they think it’s okay that he has […]

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Miley Cyrus Might Have Been The Hottest Woman On Jimmy Kimmel Live (VIDEO)

June 19, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

The best moments on Jimmy Kimmel Live are when the host sends a fake reporter out to humiliate random people by asking them questions about things that aren’t true and watching them lie their asses off. His ridiculous celebrity music videos aren’t bad either, like “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck”, and last night Kimmel introduced, “Channing […]

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Matt Damon kidnapped Jimmy Kimmell, hosted his show

January 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

So here’s the opening segment of last nights Jimmy Kimmell show, when Matt Damon tied Kimmell to a chair and then hosted the show. But, as you no doubt guessed, the whole thing was fake and a scam for publicity, just like AIDS.

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Keith Olbermann had a little hissyfit about Jimmy Kimmel

May 1, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jimmy Kimmel was 20 minutes deep into his opening at the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday night when he finally got to mentioning insufferable dickhead Keith Olberman (“He has more pink slips than Marcus Bachmann.” That’s a gay joke about Michelle Bachmanns husband, if you couldn’t tell), who, of course, immediately ran to twitter […]

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