After their little Twitter feud last week, Jimmy Kimmel welcomed Kanye West on his show last night so they could clear the air about the rapper’s grievances with the talk show host’s decision to parody his recent interview with BBC One. For the most part, the interview went pretty well, but it basically came down to Kimmel apologizing for a harmless joke and then Kanye busting out several rants about the lack of privacy for celebrities, all in the name of them proving that this wasn’t a publicity stunt. All I know is that if this happened 20 years ago, Tupac would have shot Kimmel’s stammering ass. Get your shit together, Kanye.
Last night, Kanye West went on a caps lock-laced tirade on Twitter as he started a new feud with late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel over a bit that he did on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Basically, Jimmy used child actors to recreate Kanye’s recent interview with the BBC, in which he claimed that he tried to invent leather jogging pants like some sort of black Mugatu. During his rant, Kanye called Jimmy a “manipulative media mutherfucker” and told him that Sarah Silverman is a “thousand times funnier than you and the whole world knows it,” but the cherry on the dipshit sundae came when Kanye told Jimmy that he hasn’t “gotten too much good pussy” in his life.
Of course, it’s Jimmy Kimmel, so this whole thing is probably a prank on us, because otherwise Kanye might actually be a teenage girl pretending to be a grown man.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been done for a while, regardless of what they or anyone else said, because he’s trying to become a serious actor and she’s more interested in rubbing her ass all over Robin Thicke, pretending to rap and sticking her tongue out for Terry Richardson. But when news finally broke that they were officially done, a bunch of media outlets beat the same stupid “Couldn’t twerk it out” joke to death while pretending like they were so hilarious for it. Fortunately, Jimmy Kimmel compiled a bunch of the clips so we can remember how much these people suck.
Jimmy Kimmel sent a fake reporter out in Los Angeles the other night before Justin Bieber’s show at the Staples Center to ask his fans some made-up questions for his “Lie Witness News” segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Among the things that he asked were whether or not they think it’s okay that he has baby seal tires on his Bentley and if he should be forgiven for punching his own grandmother, neither of which are true. That we know of.
Naturally, his young female fans were totally cool with everything they were asked, because the karate-kicking swag ‘bag can do no wrong in their soulless little eyes. It’s just a shame that Jimmy didn’t follow it up with a segment about sterilization.
The best moments on Jimmy Kimmel Live are when the host sends a fake reporter out to humiliate random people by asking them questions about things that aren’t true and watching them lie their asses off. His ridiculous celebrity music videos aren’t bad either, like “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck”, and last night Kimmel introduced, “Channing All Over Your Tatum”, prior to the NBA Finals.
The video stars Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Miley Cyrus, Gabourey Sidibe and Olivia Munn, and it proved that Maxim really missed a great opportunity to justify naming Miley No. 1 on the Hot 100. All they had to do was make Gabourey No. 2 on the list and none of us would have ever questioned it.
So here’s the opening segment of last nights Jimmy Kimmell show, when Matt Damon tied Kimmell to a chair and then hosted the show. But, as you no doubt guessed, the whole thing was fake and a scam for publicity, just like AIDS.