Waiting for Gadot's Tits to Grow

Gal Gadot, the Israeli actress whoplaysWonder Woman in four to twenty-seven Marvel Movies, has small tits. Too small. This according to comic book nerds who feel that a mosquit0-bitten Wonder Woman isn't true to the busty original. And those guys know a lot about breasts. Cartoon breasts. Will this stop them from masturbating to her? Of course not. Would anything have stopped them from complaining? Only long enough to...

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Jimmy Kimmel And Kanye West Are Friends Again (VIDEO)

After their little Twitter feud last week, Jimmy Kimmel welcomed Kanye West on his show last night so they could clear the air about the rapper's grievances with the talk show host's decision to parody his recent interview with BBC One. For the most part, the interview went pretty well, but it basically came down to Kimmel apologizing for a harmless joke and then Kanye busting out several rants about the lack of...

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Jimmy Kimmel Is Feuding With Kanye West (VIDEO)

Last night, Kanye West went on a caps lock-laced tirade on Twitter as he started a new feud with late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel over a bit that he did on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Basically, Jimmy used child actors to recreate Kanye's recent interview with the BBC, in which he claimed that he tried to invent leather jogging pants like some sort of black Mugatu. During his rant, Kanye called Jimmy a "manipulative...

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Jimmy Kimmel Proves The Media Is Full Of Unoriginal Idiots (VIDEO)

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been done for a while, regardless of what they or anyone else said, because he's trying to become a serious actor and she's more interested in rubbing her ass all over Robin Thicke, pretending to rap and sticking her tongue out for Terry Richardson. But when news finally broke that they were officially done, a bunch of media outlets beat the same stupid "Couldn't twerk it out" joke...

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Justin Bieber's Fans Are Idiots (VIDEO)

Jimmy Kimmel sent a fake reporter out in Los Angeles the other night before Justin Bieber's show at the Staples Center to ask his fans some made-up questions for his "Lie Witness News" segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Among the things that he asked were whether or not they think it's okay that he has baby seal tires on his Bentley and if he should be forgiven for punching his own grandmother, neither of which are true....

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Miley Cyrus Might Have Been The Hottest Woman On Jimmy Kimmel Live (VIDEO)

The best moments on Jimmy Kimmel Live are when the host sends a fake reporter out to humiliate random people by asking them questions about things that aren't true and watching them lie their asses off. His ridiculous celebrity music videos aren't bad either, like "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck", and last night Kimmel introduced, "Channing All Over Your Tatum", prior to the NBA Finals. The video stars Channing Tatum, Jamie...

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Matt Damon kidnapped Jimmy Kimmell, hosted his show

So here's the opening segment of last nights Jimmy Kimmell show, when Matt Damon tied Kimmell to a chair and then hosted the show. But, as you no doubt guessed, the whole thing was fake and a scam for publicity, just like AIDS.

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Keith Olbermann had a little hissyfit about Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel was 20 minutes deep into his opening at the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday night when he finally got to mentioning insufferable dickhead Keith Olberman ("He has more pink slips than Marcus Bachmann." That's a gay joke about Michelle Bachmanns husband, if you couldn't tell), who, of course, immediately ran to twitter and pouted about it. "Funny that Jimmy Kimmel ripped me after his people...

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Lady Gaga is a daywalker

Lady Gaga was being all Lady Gaga-like yesterday for an appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show, first by rehearsing in nothing but a bra, panties and whatever the hell those tights things are, then by making herself look like a old timey movie vampire. And when she saw Jimmy backstage, she looked into his eyes and held up the palm of her hand to hypnotize him. And in a heavy Transylvanian accent she said, "Jeemy Keemel,...

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Britney Spears was in Jackass 3. Sort of.

Johnny Knoxville was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and revealed that Britney Spears actually filmed a scene for Jackass 3 where she was locked in a porta potty attached to bungee chords. The bit was okay but it would have been funnier with someone more hatable like Jennifer Aniston. And if it wasn't a bit. And if they would have used faulty bungee chords that snapped and shot her into outer space.

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Jimmy Kimmel kicks ass

GQ has their annual Men of the Year issue out right now, and I haven't even looked at it because I'm sure it's a bunch of idiotic choices that don't make any sense as usual, but one thing they did get right was calling Jimmy Kimmel the best late night host. And he proves it during his interview. A few excerpts.. Do you think Jay Leno meant it when he said he thought your impression of him was funny? No. I don't think...

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thursday morning headlines

JULRI WATERS - is beautiful, short, Asian, has huge breasts, and parades around naked for Playboy. In other words she's historys most perfect girl (NSFW pictures here). Easily manipulated, she asked me to mention that she and Julia Morse (direct link to their NSFW Playboy pics here and here) are in Sturgis for the bike rally, and at the Silverado casino today and tomorrow from 1-4 signing stuff. I'm gonna go at 4 when...

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tonights kimmel was filmed on a mac book

Speaking of Seth Rogen, he'll be a guest tonight on Jimmy Kimmel, which is noteworthy because the show was filmed entirely on Kimmels Mac Book. Hopefully it won't be like the other webcam footage I watch and he won't be topless with "hey /b, you like? 6.22.10" written on his tits. E! says... Roughly an hour before the laughfest that is Jimmy Kimmel Live! was set to roll tape last night, a power outage cut off the...

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letterman and kimmel > leno

The great Jimmy Kimmel was a guest on Letterman last night, and he and Dave of course talked about the thing they have most in common; hatred of Jay Leno. Sadly Leno's ratings have been better than expected but not as good as they used to be. I guess that shouldn't be a surprise. He's perfect for late night, because he doesn't do anything that would force people to think. It's mindless nothing, like how people use a...

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tuesday afternoon headlines

MICHAEL JACKSON - had at least 2 girlfriends whose identity have remained a secret, according to his bodyguards. Well that's all the proof I need. I'm sure it wasn't a boy in a wig and a dress. Why can't the girls go public? Who knows. Maybe they're mermaids. (wonderwall) GABOUREY SIDIBE - has joined the cast of a new Showtime series called, "The Big C". The goal of the show is to see how many "the fat vagina" jokes...

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