So here’s the opening segment of last nights Jimmy Kimmell show, when Matt Damon tied Kimmell to a chair and then hosted the show. But, as you no doubt guessed, the whole thing was fake and a scam for... READ MORE

Jimmy Kimmel was 20 minutes deep into his opening at the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday night when he finally got to mentioning insufferable dickhead Keith Olberman (“He has more pink slips than Marcus Bachmann.” That’s a gay... READ MORE

Lady Gaga was being all Lady Gaga-like yesterday for an appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show, first by rehearsing in nothing but a bra, panties and whatever the hell those tights things are, then by making herself look like... READ MORE

Johnny Knoxville was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and revealed that Britney Spears actually filmed a scene for Jackass 3 where she was locked in a porta potty attached to bungee chords. The bit was okay but it... READ MORE

GQ has their annual Men of the Year issue out right now, and I haven’t even looked at it because I’m sure it’s a bunch of idiotic choices that don’t make any sense as usual, but one thing they... READ MORE

JULRI WATERS – is beautiful, short, Asian, has huge breasts, and parades around naked for Playboy. In other words she’s historys most perfect girl (NSFW pictures here). Easily manipulated, she asked me to mention that she and Julia Morse... READ MORE

Speaking of Seth Rogen, he’ll be a guest tonight on Jimmy Kimmel, which is noteworthy because the show was filmed entirely on Kimmels Mac Book. Hopefully it won’t be like the other webcam footage I watch and he won’t... READ MORE

The great Jimmy Kimmel was a guest on Letterman last night, and he and Dave of course talked about the thing they have most in common; hatred of Jay Leno. Sadly Leno’s ratings have been better than expected but... READ MORE

MICHAEL JACKSON – had at least 2 girlfriends whose identity have remained a secret, according to his bodyguards. Well that’s all the proof I need. I’m sure it wasn’t a boy in a wig and a dress. Why can’t... READ MORE

During his interview yesterday with Oprah, Jay Leno said Jimmy Kimmel “sucker-punched” him when Kimmel appeared on Lenos show and made fun of him for 10 minutes (video of that here, transcript of the Oprah-Leno interview here). When pressed... READ MORE