By Lex April 18, 2014 @ 4:21 PM
If you love seeing sliced up middle aged married crones getting loaded and screaming at each other before falling down and crying about their lives, then you probably give a shit about the Real Housewives shows on Bravo! Also, if you’re gay and you’re going to a dinner party any time soon, you should probably catch up. There’s a rumor that model and alleged former escort Joanna Krupa is being moved from the Real Housewives of Miami to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She’s even put her swank Miami condo on the block. In the world of cheesecake eating ladies whose asses carry the patterned designs of their sofas, this is basically Babe Ruth being traded from the Red Sox to the Yankees. Or sold as he was. Which is more apropos given Joanna’s past. I mean, alleged past. Not that I look down on working ladies. Though I am one of those guys who proudly says he’s never paid for sex in his life while having been bankrupted by every single girl he’s ever slept with. Which has nothing to do with Joanna’s ass which was spotted in Los Angeles just yesterday. Bravo nation, start sucking harder on those Brach’s candies, this deal might be going down.
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By Lex April 02, 2014 @ 1:54 PM
Joanna Krupa has her own bikini line now. I guess women are really into buying clothes with celebrity women’s names on it hoping it brings them similar good fortune. I got a few football jerseys with other men’s names on them, but I don’t expect it to get me any tryouts. I know I wouldn’t buy a pair of Russell Wilson swim trunks. Brandi Glanville said Joanna Krupa has a smelly twat, so maybe her bikinis have some technology attached that limits the odiferous elements. If so, she’s going to make a fortune.
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By Travis March 31, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
Model and Real Housewives star Joanna Krupa has always liked to leave a little to the imagination when it comes to showing us her breasts on Instagram, but Saturday night was a whole different story about a girl not wearing a bra. Joanna attended the 60th anniversary benefit gala for the Humane Society in Beverly Hills, and the gown that she chose seemed to have a disagreement with the flash bulbs that the photographers on the red carpet were using. Fortunately, Joanna had the foresight to cover up with some pasties, unless those are her actual nipples, in which case she should have been the one charging $1,000 per plate.
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By Travis March 13, 2014 @ 11:27 AM
Real Housewives star Joanna Krupa, a 34-year old model who is smart enough to surround herself with older, uglier women at all times, was on set for some random photo shoot yesterday, but knowing her willingness to go topless, it was probably for the cover of TV Guide. Regardless of what it was for, her friend Randall Slavin caught this behind the scenes photo of Joanna taking a topless selfie. Of course, that leads us to wonder where the hell the selfie that she was taking when he took this selfie is, because just seeing a selfie of someone taking a selfie when we don’t get to see the selfie except in this selfie is not the selfie that… oh fuck it, just move your arm, lady.
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By Lex February 24, 2014 @ 5:17 PM
Maybe it’s because she’s still ten years behind the curve of her alcohol-addicted, carved up shrill Housewife castmates, but Joanna Krupa actually makes marriage look like a viable lifestyle option. The newlywed stage does seem to bring out the best in couples, a nice respite before the regret and accusations and bickering that will serve as the central focus of their relationship every single moment forever thereafter. I guess congratulations are in order to the dude who’s got her head planted between his legs. After she’s done, thank her politely, then leave for another country under an assumed name.
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By Lex February 17, 2014 @ 12:13 PM
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