Joanna Krupa Poses In A Bikini

By Lex April 02, 2014 @ 1:54 PM

Joanna Krupa Poses In A Bikini At A Photo Shoot For Her Swimwear In Miami
Joanna Krupa has her own bikini line now. I guess women are really into buying clothes with celebrity women’s names on it hoping it brings them similar good fortune. I got a few football jerseys with other men’s names on them, but I don’t expect it to get me any tryouts. I know I wouldn’t buy a pair of Russell Wilson swim trunks. Brandi Glanville said Joanna Krupa has a smelly twat, so maybe her bikinis have some technology attached that limits the odiferous elements. If so, she’s going to make a fortune.

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Joanna Krupa’s Breasts Support The Humane Society

By Travis March 31, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Model and Real Housewives star Joanna Krupa has always liked to leave a little to the imagination when it comes to showing us her breasts on Instagram, but Saturday night was a whole different story about a girl not wearing a bra. Joanna attended the 60th anniversary benefit gala for the Humane Society in Beverly Hills, and the gown that she chose seemed to have a disagreement with the flash bulbs that the photographers on the red carpet were using. Fortunately, Joanna had the foresight to cover up with some pasties, unless those are her actual nipples, in which case she should have been the one charging $1,000 per plate.

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Where’s The Other Photo, Joanna Krupa?

By Travis March 13, 2014 @ 11:27 AM

Real Housewives star Joanna Krupa, a 34-year old model who is smart enough to surround herself with older, uglier women at all times, was on set for some random photo shoot yesterday, but knowing her willingness to go topless, it was probably for the cover of TV Guide. Regardless of what it was for, her friend Randall Slavin caught this behind the scenes photo of Joanna taking a topless selfie. Of course, that leads us to wonder where the hell the selfie that she was taking when he took this selfie is, because just seeing a selfie of someone taking a selfie when we don’t get to see the selfie except in this selfie is not the selfie that… oh fuck it, just move your arm, lady.

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Joanna Krupa Seems Like a Good Wife

By Lex February 24, 2014 @ 5:17 PM

Maybe it’s because she’s still ten years behind the curve of her alcohol-addicted, carved up shrill Housewife castmates, but Joanna Krupa actually makes marriage look like a viable lifestyle option. The newlywed stage does seem to bring out the best in couples, a nice respite before the regret and accusations and bickering that will serve as the central focus of their relationship every single moment forever thereafter. I guess congratulations are in order to the dude who’s got her head planted between his legs. After she’s done, thank her politely, then leave for another country under an assumed name.

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Joanna Krupa In A Black Bikini Poolside In Miami

By Lex February 17, 2014 @ 12:13 PM

Joanna Krupa In A Black Bikini Poolside In Miami

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Joanna Krupa Needs To Ditch The Dead Weight

By Travis January 21, 2014 @ 1:35 PM

Real Housewives star Joanna Krupa wasn’t always just another one of these “never was” so-called actresses and singers that make up the casts of the depressingly popular Bravo show. She used to be a pretty successful model that regularly graced the pages of Maxim and other such PG-13 tits and ass magazines, and that’s why it’s sort of depressing to see her playing second fiddle to some other Real Housewives star named Gretchen Rossi when they had lunch yesterday. I’m not saying that Joanna belongs on the A-list or anything close to that, but she can do a lot better than these glorified soccer moms. She should at least be hanging out with wealthy nobodies in their 20s, if not for her then at least for our sake.

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