Joanna Krupa Is A Diabolical Genius

By Travis June 10, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Polish supermodel Joanna Krupa has long been considered one of the most beautiful women in the world. But at 34 years old, she’s hitting the back side of her career, and there are obviously younger, more attractive models out there for her to compete with. That’s why she was smart enough to resort to reality TV and land a role on the Real Housewives of Miami.

Some people might see the move as a desperate plea for attention and money, but after Joanna and her castmates showed up to Ditch Saturdays at the Palms Pool inside the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas this weekend, her true genius was on display for everyone. What better way to make yourself look younger and more beautiful than ever than by surrounding yourself with more plastic surgery than a burn ward?

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Joanna Krupa Squats By The Pool

By Lex June 06, 2013 @ 1:43 PM

You’ve got to secrete you remote audio pack somewhere when you’re a reality show starlet ever in skin tight dresses. Khloe Kardashian once swallowed her lavalier mic whole. She’s committed. And really fucking hungry. But why not under your dress up against your privates. What’s the worst that could happen?

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Joanna Krupa Shows Off Her Puppy in a Bikini

By Lex May 21, 2013 @ 12:26 PM

I remain convinced that watching any show on Bravo! or E! will send even the straightest of men marching toward a truck stop glory hole to discover the fabulous world of cock. Maybe you were born that way, and Tabitha Takes Over merely unleashed the real you, but I’m not taking any chances. Which is sad for me. Because I’m surely missing out on a lot in life, like absolutely nothing I can think of that’s important.

Here’s Joanna Krupa. She’s neither real or a housewife, but she’s one of the stars of the Bravo! series Real Housewives of some city with great establishing shots of boats. It’s hard to imagine that watching Joanna Krupa on TV might make you gay. But that’s how insidious this conspiracy is.

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Joanna Krupa Is an Unmarried Housewife

By Lex April 26, 2013 @ 11:45 AM

Model Joanna Krupa knows how to shop for a wedding dress. She should. She’s a Miami Beach housewife on one of those idiotic Bravo! shows where semi-drunk women get to watch really drunk women fall to pieces and feel sorry for them while feeling superior. I can’t put that into man terms, because men don’t operate on such multiple layers of complex human emotions. We see a drunk hag slip on a banana peel, we laugh and move on. We see Joanna Krupa hiking up her wedding dress and we get aroused. We don’t think, wow, what a catty whore who doesn’t deserve that dress but I wonder how I’d look with similar highlights in my hair. Men don’t have time for that crap. We have to hunt.

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Joanna Krupa understands fashion

By brendon October 19, 2012 @ 11:58 AM

Ever since the first shirt was created back in pirate times, they’ve all had one fatal flaw: when a girl puts one on, it prevents me from seeing her tits. And while we all talk about this problem, Joanna Krupa has finally done something about it. If you got a close up of my heart right now, all you would see is a rainbow and inside my head would just be Snoopy dancing.

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Joanna Krupa saved a lost dog

By brendon September 25, 2012 @ 2:43 PM

Some people automatically assume that exotic swimsuit models like me or Joanna Krupa are all cold and selfish, but she went for a walk in Runyon Canyon with her boyfriend who can’t take a fucking hint even though I crop him out of every possible picture every time and saved a lost little dog.

Luckily he had tags (the dog, not the boyfriend) and she stayed with the scared little pup until the owner arrived and her sexy rescue was complete. Actually the last thing she did was give the dog a kiss on his nose, which really got me thinking; I should run her boyfriend over with a car.

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