Model and Dancing With the Stars alum Joanna Krupa was on South Beach, and I can’t answer why she wore a giraffe print bikini, but I can answer if I cropped some of the pictures to highlight her tits. The answer to that is, “you’re god damn right I did.”
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Joanna Krupa helped promote her new PETA ad yesterday, and I’m sure she has the best of intentions but I doubt celebrities really know that much about PETA because those people are fucking nuts.
The ad advocates adoption but PETA took in over 2100 dogs and cats last year and only 7 were adopted (more). PETA sucks. There’s 18 dogs on that poster, but if those lunatics had their way Joanna wouldn’t be the only one with little angel wings floating up to heaven.
I have 4 dogs, and they were all adopted, but I wouldn’t give money to PETA even if they were holding my baby over a pool of lava and demanding a 1 dollar ransom. Although that’s mostly because I hate kids, and what am I, made out of money?
I don’t care about ‘Dancing With the Stars’ of course (in fact if you and I met and I asked what you were doing later and you said, “I’m watching Dancing With the Stars” I would just stare at you blankly while I waited for my brain to calculate how much was wrong with you and then advise me how to proceed) but there’s one thing I very much do care about, and that’s pointless nudity on the internet.
People magazine, is there something you’d like to say?
After four couples danced their hearts out in Monday’s semi-finals, only three could move on to the Dancing with the Stars finale next week. Sadly, model Joanna Krupa and her partner Derek Hough will not be one of them. The pair danced her last waltz Tuesday night — and it was lovely.
“I really came in the underdog so it’s great that people actually appreciated our dances and our hard work,” Krupa told PEOPLE after the elimination.
Instead of taking a final bow as the credits rolled, head judge Len Goodman asked Krupa and Hough to give a final performance of their Viennese waltz.
“It couldn’t have been written better, going out on that dance. It was really special,” Hough says. “We went out on a high note.”
Awww. If I hadn’t already taken my pants off that would have really been touching. But Joanna Krupa is a Polish model mostly known for modeling her naked ass, so there’s like 50 naked pictures of her here. I don’t even know where they’re from. They’ve just kind of added up over the years. I know what you’re thinking, and yes it’s true. I’ve lived an amazing life! The 18 grand my parents paid for private school every year has truly led me to this moment!
Anna Friel has been a working actress for almost 20 years but still no one knows who the hell she is. This summer she starred in “Land of the Lost” and that certainly didn’t help. But posing topless in the new Vanity Fair sure did. Her status has skyrocketed from “Who?” to “That Girl. The One Who Was Topless In That Magazine. I Had A Dream Where We Did It.”
(oh and Joanna Krupa is in the new Maxim, but all her annoying ass did was talk about how great it is to be naked but then she doesn’t get naked. Look bitch, you brought it up. Make up your mind. Either take off your clothes or shut up about it. Two bigger more pics of her here and here.)
