Joanna Krupa Is Big in Poland

By Lex June 30, 2014 @ 11:25 AM

Joanna Krupa On The Set Of Poland's Next Top Model
Joanna Krupa returned to her homeland to host Poland’s Next Top Model, or as it’s known in Poland, If You Win, Your Family Gets To Use the Good Well. A number of foreign models who’ve moved to the U.S. to marry our football players and nightclub owners often still work as TV personalities and promotional girls back in their native countries. This international flow of labor serves as a model for how sex trafficking should work in a more civilized society.

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Maxim Finally Gets It Right

By Lex June 11, 2014 @ 12:10 PM

Candice Swanepoel Shows Her Midriff At Maxim's Hot 100 Women Of 2014 Celebration
Under new ownership, Maxim magazine continues its on-again off-again tradition of inviting really good looking foreign models to its Maxim Hot 100 celebration. Last year saw the Miley Cyrus incident that cost the waning periodical its nut sack in pride. They seem to have righted their ship this year by bringing out girls who have a better understanding of how to put on lipstick. These are the girls who were told as far back as they can remember how pretty they were, because they were, not because they had a kids TV show that was paying for all the Range Rovers in the family.

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Joanna Krupa And Karent Sierra In Bikinis Out of Work

By Lex June 10, 2014 @ 11:46 AM

Joanna Krupa  In A Bikini At The Beach In Miami
I started reading about the Real Housewives of Miami being canceled when I felt the twinge of virtual garden sheers snipping at my sac. You know, the wisp of the blade that grips your scrote you when you’re edging over the cliff into unisex. The last time I felt it I was picking out a shirt at a Gap store and wondering if the color was Royal Blue or Azure. As I believed with Bowe Bergdahl, you can’t just dip your toes a little bit into ballet. I guess the Miami edition of the show based on getting troubled divorcees in girdles to get wasted drunk and say mean shit was the worst performing of the spinoffs, so it’s being axed. They’re going to replace it with Real Housewives of Cleveland, following the lives of now 40-something women living locked in various bus driver’s basements after decades of confinement. Fuck you, yes, I said that. You’d watch. Bravo! doesn’t give out much personal information. Just a habit from living so many years on the down low.

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Joanna Krupa In A Colorful Bikini For A Photo Shoot In Miami

By Lex June 09, 2014 @ 10:19 AM

Joanna Krupa In A Colorful Bikini For A Photo Shoot In Miami

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Crystal Hefner In A Bikini At Joanna And Marta Krupa’s Birthday At Rehab Pool Party In Las Vegas

By Lex May 12, 2014 @ 12:31 PM

Crystal Hefner In A Bikini At Joanna And Marta Krupa's Birthday At Rehab Pool Party In Las Vegas

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Joanna Krupa And Carmen Electra Shared a Birthday Party

By Lex April 25, 2014 @ 1:02 PM

Joanna Krupa And Carmen Electra Celebrate Their Birthdays Together At Hooray Henry's In Los Angeles
Carmen Electra and Joanna Krupa partied the night away at a Hollywood nightclub, pretending they weren’t as old as it says on their birth certificates that are more smudged than the Obama one some operative made on his Adobe Illustrator than ran through a washing machine a couple times. The two good looking ladies of opportunity have become good friends, bonding over their connection of not really having any specific talent but still thriving in the talent industry. It isn’t a science, it’s an art. Like the confidence arts. Wave ‘em in the air like you just don’t care, ladies.

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