Jodi Arias Said the Magic Word

February 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jodi Arias got 200 days of loss of privileges in prison for calling a guard a cunt or a bitch when the guard told Arias she couldn’t get a haircut. The precise heinous word has yet to be verified. Suffice it to say, it’s not something you’d expect to hear out of the mouth of […]


Jodi Arias Won’t Be Put Down

March 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s probably time to get rid of the death penalty. I don’t care if you’re a sensitive soul against or the Son of Hammurabi who would tear down Death Row shotgunning inmates in their bunks, mixing the death penalty and the convoluted justice system and retired school teachers on juries just makes a fucking mess. […]


Sometimes It’s Hard to Kill a Woman

October 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Arizona is still trying to get the death penalty for Jodi Arias over six years after she shot, stabbed, and carved up her boyfriend because she got lost a little in her crazy girlfriend role. Arizona has always struck me as a place where they move pretty quickly on shit that needs getting done. The […]


Saving Jodi Arias Has Cost Arizona Taxpayers $2 Million Already

January 31, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Do you remember the good old days when somebody stabbed and shot somebody else unexpectedly in the shower and then everybody in the dead person’s family went and killed the killer and then there was a good cry, followed by a hoedown and people got loaded and made more babies because that’s how we deal […]


Jodi Arias Lives to Recycle, Or Wants To

May 23, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s a scientific fact that girlfriends who are crazy sex fiends are also just plain crazy. Not all of them will murder you bloody in the shower like Jodi Arias did her boyfriend who thought he lucked into a hot piece of crazy tail. Some will just bang all your coworkers then laugh hysterically. Others […]