11.05.2009 sharon osbourne killed susan boyle (not literally)

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Most celebrity interviews suck and no one ever says anything good because most celebrities are functional retards who only got where they are based on being pretty and you would smell hair burning if they ever had a thought.

But put Sharon Osbourne in a studio with Opie and Anthony and Jim Norton, and in less than 2 minutes you’ll get Sharon saying Susan Boyle looks like a “slapped ass”, Norton comparing her hair to a Gene Wilder wig, and Sharon saying God gave Boyle talent but then “hit her with a fuckin ugly stick”.

The youtube for all this is under the cut because Jodie Sweetin and her huge jugs were also on O and A that morning.  I was gonna post the video up top and skip this picture altogether, but then at the last minute I remembered I wasn’t gay.

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06.29.2007 STEPHANIE TANNER HAS GOTTEN BIGGER

Jodie Sweetin walked the red carpet last night, and suffice to say she looks a little different than she did on "Full House".  And by "different" I mean, "she went and bought giant boobs".  And god bless her.  Seeing a girl so devoted to self improvement is inspiring.  She's a true hero, like a modern day Rosa Parks or Batgirl.