Fuller House Seems Compelling (VIDEO)

By Lex December 24, 2015 @ 10:10 AM

Several cast members of early 90′s hit family sitcom Full House are reuniting for Fuller House because real life babies and meth habits don’t pay for themselves. One important life lesson completely glossed over by dad in the original series. SAG residuals are nice, but not that nice, so you should plan on working every twenty years or so if you want to eat solid food.

The premise of the reboot is that the girls are all grown up now and have tits you can look at without feeling like a monster. That’s not the worst premise ever. A promo for the Netflix series coming in February shows the two daughters from the show now in their 30′s shimmying along with the girl who played their nosy friend fired up with cortisone shots to her injured back because paycheck. I could probably watch this for 22-minutes. I’m not sure what happens when they start speaking, but it’s when I’d go mute and imagine I was Uncle Jesse getting a Tanner girl sandwich. The baby from the original show won’t be back because she grew up into two chicks with boatloads of licensed merchandise cash and unlimited cartons of cigarettes. I give this show three stars without seeing it. Four if I never have to.

Jodie Sweetin Says She’s Not In Rehab

By Michael July 31, 2013 @ 12:49 PM

Stephanie Tanner…er…Jodie Sweetin is denying reports that she is back in rehab, she merely lives at a rehab facility. Sweetin says she works at an LA rehab facility as a clinical logistics coordinator, (whatever the fuck that is), and that they are letting her stay there while she gets divorced from husband #3 Morty Coyle. Jodie didn’t listen to Danny and Uncle Jesse’s pep talk about drugs and has had problems with meth in the past. That’s why when she was spotted leaving the facility people assumed she was using again. Sweetin says that the rumors are,

“Such bulls**t … I am absolutely NOT in rehab.  I work for the center and they have been really generous in helping me with a place to stay as Morty wanted me out by the end of the month. The owners of the facility said I could stay here as I got things figured out.”

How Rude. (Cue touching music) We hope that Sweetin stays on the right path. Just because you were once the star of a hit TV show and are now forced to live with a bunch of junkies because you’ve blown yet another marriage is no reason to start using again. Because the only thing you should overdose on…is hugs.


Jodie Sweetin Facing Life’s Challenges

By Lex June 26, 2013 @ 1:46 PM

Jodie Sweetin At Scleroderma Research Foundation's Event In Beverly Hills
STAY SOBER. That was the message John Stamos sent to Jodie Sweetin after she lamented ‘life’s challenges’ on Twitter following her third divorce in ten years. I guess Stamos doesn’t know you never ALL CAPS a meth addict. Might as well just shove the pipe in her mouth and punch her in the stomach.

All is not lost for Sweetin who is expected to be successful in her divorce settlement, seeking custody of her young daughter, the couple’s 2000 Toyota Avalon, and shared responsibility for the $200 on the Kohl’s credit card. I wish that wasn’t true. But it is.

Photo Credit: Getty, WENN

sharon osbourne killed susan boyle (not literally)

By brendon November 05, 2009 @ 2:57 PM


Most celebrity interviews suck and no one ever says anything good because most celebrities are functional retards who only got where they are based on being pretty and you would smell hair burning if they ever had a thought.

But put Sharon Osbourne in a studio with Opie and Anthony and Jim Norton, and in less than 2 minutes you’ll get Sharon saying Susan Boyle looks like a “slapped ass”, Norton comparing her hair to a Gene Wilder wig, and Sharon saying God gave Boyle talent but then “hit her with a fuckin ugly stick”.

The youtube for all this is under the cut because Jodie Sweetin and her huge jugs were also on O and A that morning.  I was gonna post the video up top and skip this picture altogether, but then at the last minute I remembered I wasn’t gay.

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By brendon June 29, 2007 @ 1:58 PM

Jodie Sweetin walked the red carpet last night, and suffice to say she looks a little different than she did on "Full House".  And by "different" I mean, "she went and bought giant boobs".  And god bless her.  Seeing a girl so devoted to self improvement is inspiring.  She's a true hero, like a modern day Rosa Parks or Batgirl.