Jaden Smith Wears A White Batman Suit To Kim And Kanye's Wedding

This weekend I had the privilege to watch a butcher at an international market carve up pork uterus into easy home cooking portions. Now I can forever more say shit like, yeah, that's horrible, but not as bad as watching a guy slice up a pig's uterus. Like this photo of Jaden Smith in the white batman costume he felt compelled to wear to Kim and Kanye's wedding. It's unclear why Jaden likes to be seen in public in...read more

Joe Francis Wanted to Shoot the Retards That Found Him Guilty (But Changed His Mind)

"I want that jury to know that each and every one of you are mentally fucking retarded, and you should be euthanized because, as Darwin said, you have naturally selected yourself. They should all be lined up and shot!" -- Joe Francis to The Hollywood Reporter Joe Francis speaks from the heart. Like suggesting the jurors who found him guilty of imprisonment and assault should be killed. His crime itself is really no...read more

Paris Hilton hid cocaine in her vagina

Paris Hilton used to hide cocaine in her vagina to sneak it past airport police when traveling, according to a new book. And also, just, according to common sense. It just seems like something she would do. The book was written by former 'Girls Gone Wild' cameraman Ryan Simkin, and he claims 'Girls' founder Joe Francis once had him deliver cocaine to Hilton during a photoshoot for Seventeen magazine. After that, the...read more

friday afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - could be tried as a terrorist because of the threats he made against his girlfriend. It's good news for Mel, since our pussy government refuses to ever take the gloves off and deal with terrorists. (fox news) CHRISTINA MCLARTY - is an entertainment reporter in LA (kcal 9) and apparent daredevil bc yesterday she got engaged to Joe Francis. He's the piece of shit who owns 'Girls Gone Wild' of course. His...read more

jayde nicole deserved it when she got beat up

Everyone knows that law enforcement in Los Angeles is completely inept, with their incompetence surpassed only by their laziness, but today it soared to dangerously worthless new heights. Despite being able to watch the crime take place on videotape (here), the DA will not file any charges against anyone, not even Joe Francis, after he grabbed Jayde Nicole by her hair and threw her to the ground. According to the...read more

"it was self-defense", pt 2

As this video from radar online clearly shows, on August 28th of this year, scumbag Joe Francis stepped up behind perfect angel Jayde Nicole, grabbed her by the hair then flung her to the ground. After that it's hard to see much, but Jayde - who works with pediatric cancer patients in her spare time - says the pornographer Francis punched and kicked her while she was on the ground. Why would Joe Francis do this? Well...read more

joe francis acted in "self-defense"

The attorney for Joe Francis must be from one of those countries where they chop out a womans clitoris when she turns 11 or push them in volcanoes to make it rain, and he'll be all set if he can get Joe's assault trial moved there. Otherwise this may be the dumbest defense strategy in the history of anything ever. Joe Francis acted in self-defense when he grabbed Jayde Nicole's hair and violently yanked her off a bar...read more

thursday night headlines

MEGAN FOX - yesterday there was the Megan-Fox-girl-kissing scene from 'Jennifers Body', now comes the famous Megan-Fox-getting-out-of-the-water-naked scene. And it's terrific. They shot it perfectly. So Sexy. There's really nothing I would have done differently. JOE FRANCIS - is being sued for a million dollars by Jayde Nicole, the girl he beat up in a bar in August. Jayde says she suffered a "black eye, swollen face,...read more


A federal judge has refused to reduce the sentence of "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis from 35 days to 30, a move that may cost Francis another year in prison. Francis' lawyer explained that having a record with over 30 days in prison changes the sentencing guidelines in Francis upcoming federal case on tax evasion charges and would make him eligible for another year in jail. Francis is currently in prison for...read more


"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis pled guilty today to one count of criminal contempt after seven women filed charges saying they were misled and victimized by Francis for one of the "Girls Gone Wild" tapes. Francis will be fined $5,010 and was sentenced to 35 days in jail. Francis was arrested on April 10th and will get credit for time served, meaning he has 23 days left in jail. And yet it gets even worse for...read more