By Jack November 25, 2013 @ 1:18 PM
Soon to be convicted criminal Joe Giudice is apparently cheating on his banshee wife Teresa with some random chick. The greasy fraud was spotted by RadarOnline 30 miles from home having lunch with a woman who was hiding behind a big hat and sunglasses. During the meal he repeatedly reached out and touched her with his salami styled fingers. Joe has been in serious trouble for fraud and financially shady shit that’s likely to send him to jail soon. His wife Teresa, the shrieking beast star of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, has also been indicted for taking part in Joe’s dirty deals. If she finds out he’s rubbing his greasy paws on another woman, the first thing she’ll do is probably sleep with one of Joe’s friends for revenge. I don’t envy any of Joe’s friends at the moment.
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By Lex July 30, 2013 @ 12:22 PM
There’s really nothing more satisfying than when a reality star goes to prison. I mean, short of a sex tape from the few good looking ones, this is the best you can hope for. It’s some kind of Karmic justice against all the annoying people in the world wrapped up into the cell block rape of some identifiable names. I’ve never seen the Real Housewives of New Jersey because I have male parts, but I’m told Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe are two of the big stars. I guess the happy Jersey couple maybe kind of lied and defrauded the shit out of their finances and taxes and business deals over the past decade and are now facing thirty years in real scary prison. It’s going to be a scramble for Bravo to replace these two con artists on the show. Though I suppose scraping up some dog crap and painting a pair of fake titties on it wouldn’t take that long.
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