The Voice Australia Might Be The Worst Thing On TV (VIDEO)

By Travis May 07, 2014 @ 2:04 PM

The Voice is supposed to be a show that allows established talented singers and musicians to compete against each other in selecting and coaching future stars of various genres, so that would obviously imply that the so-called coaches of the show are really good at what they do. However, the Australian version of The Voice must have missed the company memo on that one, because the judges for this season are Kylie Minogue, Ricky Martin, Joel Madden and, which means that out of four people, they have maybe 1.5 people’s worth of actual singing talent. But who needs talent from some artists that nobody gives a shit about anymore when you’ve got the kind of chemistry on display in this clip? It’s like an episode of Glee produced for the braindead.


By brendon March 06, 2007 @ 5:26 PM

The Beverly Hills Police Department is investigating punk rock legend Joel Madden after a female photographer filed a report claiming he assaulted her during a confrontation Sunday night.  TMZ says:

…the woman claimed Madden struck her on the left breast "with the heel of his hand" as the rocker tried to escort his girlfriend, Nicole Richie, out of the back door of Mr. Chow restaurant in Beverly Hills. The photographer told TMZ that she has a welt to prove it, and had to see a doctor for treatment.  Madden can be seen throwing a forceful, open-handed stiff-arm into the chest of another paparazzo, moments after the alleged incident.  

Joel Madden might be the toughest guy wearing eyeliner in the whole world, but he still looks like he would cry if a bumblebee flew past his ear and any 10 year old with a pillow could leave him in a bloody lump, beaten like an Iraqi prisoner.  These homos in Hollywood think they run LA because they can get a pedicure at any salon in town without an appointment when in reality they’re about as tough as a basket of baby koalas.


By brendon January 26, 2007 @ 10:33 AM

This, apparently, is a fight between Joel Madden of Good Charlotte and Shifty Shellshock from CrazyTown. Except, its hard to tell if its actually Joel Madden. And I have no idea who Shefty Shellshock is. And its not much of a fight. Good thing they didn’t try shenanigans like this when I was around. My fists are made of justice! 


By brendon January 11, 2007 @ 3:52 PM

Wait, Nicole Richie is a girl?  No way!  Really?  I thought he was just effeminate, like Elijah Wood or someone.  Well I'll be.  Just when you think you know someone, bam, you get blindsided.