This page isn’t about politics, but obviously there’s one very big story in the United States today, so if you felt like saying something in the comment section, knock yourself out. Of course I'm referring to the fact that I’m completely gorgeous. I know I’m hot, I have no problem talking about it, it’s part of who I am and I accept it, but sometimes I know other people would like to comment on it as well, so here’s your chance.
Today on "the View" Whoopi Goldberg asked John McCain if she needed to be worried about becoming a slave if he was elected President. Then Barbara Walters patted her on the knee and said, "don't worry … us white folk will take care of you." The clip ends right after that, so we never hear McCains full answer, but of course he wants slavery to return. He’s a Republican. And if Obama wins, gay men will be able to force their penises into my mouth and anus anytime they like. Gays will be above the law, no rules, there would be nothing I could do about it. Because that’s how it works. Any asinine extreme you can think up, that’s what the candidate you don't like believes, and wants. Just ask Whoopi.
KATE GROOMBRIDGE IS NAKED – that POA in the picture above is Kate Groombridge, a famous UK model. I wish I were kidding when I say that this picture is like 10 years old, and it has more sentimental value to me than my parents. Point being, she’s naked in some new movie, and JoBlo has the clips. Not that anyone would care about something like that.
MADONNA COMPARES JOHN MCCAIN TO HITLER - this may give Obama the edge, because I bet most of the stoned gay transsexuals that make up Madonna’s audience were leaning toward McCain.
KIM KARDASHIAN IS A DRAMA QUEEN – remember when a source compared Kim Kardashians cut foot to a murder scene. Oh hey guess what.
JAPANESE GOBLIN SHARK – any one of those things by itself is scary. Put them together and you’ll shit yourself.
This page isn’t about politics or anything but the huge breaking news right now is that Hillary Clinton and her big giant ankles will finally concede the Democratic nomination for President to Barrack Obama. No one gives a shit what I think about politics so I’ll just stop right here. On a side note, "Barrack" is how the cartoonish Chinese shop keeper in a Jerry Bruckheimer movie would say "black". "Rook at dat barrack man ova dere." Just seems ironic.
source = yahoo news
